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night vale is such a weird town but brings me such great comfort <3

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Tumblr folk are so patient with each other. I don’t remember why I followed half of you people and every day I scroll past Discourse from someone who’s moved fandoms ranting about some show I’ve never heard of in incomprehensible shorthand like “WC/YT shippers from ZZNMHP just don’t understand why Jyrra of the North couldn’t retrieve the Aggro Crag from the MalignaSwamp” completely untagged and I’m just like

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sorry i tried to drink your blood i think you're cute

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“x lives in my head rent free” yah everything lives in my head rent free because i’m not some little landlord bitch

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THE PERFECT NIGHT LIGHTS FOR COTTAGECORE LOVERS 🍄

=> THIS NIGHT LIGHT IS AVAILABLE HERE <=

=> THIS NIGHT LIGHT IS AVAILABLE HERE <=

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Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

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Me: “I want to play one of those DnD games where you get an egg, but you dont know what its going to hatch into. You roll the dice and the DM looks at a completely Random list. They look at the one smudged on like HM, YUP YOU GET UUUHHHH” Significant other: “An assless Chicken” Me: “You mean Donald Trump? Every time He opens his mouth, Shit just spews out because he has no ass!” Significant other: Breaks completely

#late night calls with my Ducky #dnd #dnd dm ideas

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an unmatched feeling actually

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Buzzfeed Unsolved - Supernatural: The Puzzling Possession of Alex Quackity

Today, we cover the life of  Alex Quackity, a former politician, general, and casino owner. But is his life simply a tale of the corruption of power? Or is there something darker at play?

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If this ain't me

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