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I keep seeing people making fun of using growled, hissed, roared, snarled etc in writing and it’s like.

have you never heard someone speak with the gravel in their voice when they get angry? Because that’s what a growl is.

Have you never heard someone sharply whisper something through the thin space of their teeth? Or when your mother sharply told you to stop it in public as a kid when you were acting up/being too loud? Because that’s what a hiss is.

Have you never heard a man get so blackout angry that their voice BOOMS through the house? Because that’s what a roar is.

Have you never seen someone bare their teeth while talking to accentuate their frustration or anger while speaking with a vicious tone? Because that’s what snarling is.

It’s not meant to be a literal animal noise. For the love of god, not every description is literal. I get some people are genuinely confused, but also some of these people are genuinely unimaginative as fuck.

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#shauna shipman #misty quigley #jackie taylor #van palmer #taissa turner #lottie matthews #natalie scatorccio #yellowjackets

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in another universe…

#yellowjackets #shauna shipman #natalie scatorccio #lottie matthews #taissa turner #van palmer #jackie taylor #laura lee

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this fucks

#Barbie #men are the problem #I WON'T be happy until everyone is gay

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history will never forget

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melissa schemmenti saying "hon" (and "sweetheart")

#oh to be called hon #melissa schemmenti #lisa ann walter #☺️

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women are allowed to be a little mean to me if they're hot about it

#i must admit i am quite the whore for mean women

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melissa schemmenti + storing items in her bra

#melissa schemmenti #abbott elementary #i am hopelessly in love

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Things fanfic is reputed for inserting into the source material:

Sex

Things fanfic actually inserts into the source material:

Sex

Holding hands

Bizarre misunderstandings

Meticulous descriptions of food and clothing

The author’s unaddressed traumas

Found family

Plausible explanations for existing plot holes

Additional plot holes

Exciting new frontiers in speculative physics, economics, chemistry, biology, zoology, psychology, theology, and/or ontology

Tax evasion

Gender

Very bad puns

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two characters who understand each other like no one else does and therefore hurt each other like no one else can

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Fanfic in general is so funny because you can read a fic thats set completely in the canon of a show and the characters will be wildly ooc but somehow a 24 chapter 114k word mafia college bdsm au manages to encapsulate their dynamic and archetype perfectly

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a lot of newer vampire media has abandoned "can't stand sunlight" as too cheesy or too big of a limitation but it's good it's so good i forgot how good it is. vampirism comes at an immense cost it's both eternal freedom and eternal confinement its unending vigor and beauty are a thin veil over the brittleness of something already dead!!!! fuck yeaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!

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Now, I’m not saying romantic relationships are inferior, or that they’re useless, or that you being in one or that you shipping some characters romantically is Bad or something off the walls like that. What I’m saying is that two people (or characters, since we’re talking shipping here) can be just as devoted to each other, love each other just as deeply, mean just as much to each other while being in a platonic relationship. The end point of caring about someone doesn’t have to be romance.

Friendship isn’t a stepping stone between strangers and romantic partners, it’s a different path. And you can follow that path as deep into the wood as a romantic one if you want, and neither is inferior to the other, they just have different views.

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(flirting) you look so biteable today

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The Spider Web Dress worn by Mae West in I’m No Angel (1933) Costume Design by Travis Banton

#mae west #mae is bae #alcina would look AMAZING in this

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lesbians will ses a fictional woman and go "i want her carnally"

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Dolly Parton attends the premiere of Steel Magnolias, 1989. Photographed by Ron Galella.

#Dolly Parton #1980s