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The Ice maker makes fancy ice

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reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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When Twitter inevitably explodes I want this to be one of the few surviving tweets

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it obviously makes sense, but one of my friend’s kids is going into swim class, and all the parents got an email today going, “when little ones are scared, they cling on to instructors. PLEASE trim their nails.” 

i don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but just. the idea of this poor, scratched swim instructor having to make sure to email before each class as a reminder to please declaw the children SENT me. 

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#fringe spoilers #she is so fucking traumatized

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playin around w foiled holographic print options,,,,

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Time.

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Olivia’s love for Peter and Walter brought her true self to the surface and helped her escape the other side. Walter and Olivia’s love for Peter brought him back after being erased. Now THAT is the love I want.

#fringe spoilers

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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

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here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!

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this guy gets it