the cursed armor you can never take off once you put it on stays ON during sex. due to the aforementioned curse.
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birrors
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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OP: "The flickering lights are the call of the other world." (cr: Avid)
Chinese netizen:
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Me: I hate gossip
Also me:
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Your Cosplays are Amazing!!!
thank you!!!
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a little bit of awesomr in my life !
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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.
they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country
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[descends from my observatory] "Now dawns the age of the fat slut"
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i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
lots and lots and lots and lots
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Any character can have big naturals if you imagine hard enough, like Walter White
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Your cosplays are amazing! 🤩
thank you!! ヾ(。・ω・)シ
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