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had a very dreary, rainy day for my first 5K this morning and got absolutely soaked! What fun!

#squid thoughts #I'm so sorry #I just got into running and I'm really annoying about it right now

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I just moved into my own place and did you know you can just - buy a sparkly shower curtain??? and gay fanart??? and just hang that shit up in your very own apartment???

#squid thoughts #I already had the fanart #but it hits different now that it's hung in the living room

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#writing

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#goin in mah pocket #specifically the left pocket on my green and white stripy cotton candy vendor-esque shirt

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#soup for u #soup can fix a universe of maladies

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ALL OF US STRANGERS (2023) dir. Andrew Haigh

"I’ve been thinking about you a whole heap today. Was thinking about watching crappy TV with you on a Friday night. Eating take-away on your sofa. Watching old episodes of Top of the Pops from before I was born."

#all of us strangers

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I'm not sure if you've done this one but can you do a poll asking about how you eat your eggs?

Sure! Not sure what options you wanted but...

Want to submit a poll? Send an ask or submission

reblog for larger sample size appreciated

#all except raw #unless its in a cookie dough situation #i love breakfast #i love eggies

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"i use it/its pronouns" is actually a code word for "i am a really cool and epic person" so if u see someone w/ that or similar in its bio be sure to befriend it and be there for it and listen to it and hug it cuz it is so cool it deserves it!!!

#FACTS

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#for texture! #for variety! #for because it is way more fun to say half a dozen!

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Musings from Anna Fusco

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#there is nothing on my nightstand right now because i just moved #but usually it is: #water bottle #half finished coke zero #snack (or snack wrapper) #book i am reading (2nd ripley novel rn) #tissue box #pen and notebook #if ur thinking thats too many things u would be correct

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ripley, 2024

#andrew scott #ripley #this line and his delivery just kill me

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reblog to meow at the person you reblogged this from

#maow

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#the sebastian moran disrespect in this poll

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people consuming media be like: i can excuse murder but i draw the line at everything else

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Amazing dominoes structure

#good art #i love the way that humans delight in both creation and destruction #we're just such funny perplexing paradoxical little guys