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This panel today is like the Fannibals version of the Eras tour.

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loving the mr bonzo leitneresque hate train because personally i find this fucker one of the funniest things sonny jims has ever written for this universe. what do you mean a government organisation has a list of supernatural assassins and one of them is a sweaty hungry lap dancer monstrosity who used to star in a children’s tv show and now crashes bachelor parties bringing frankly rancid vibes. are you shittin me i love this guy

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i think i speak for all non-brits when i say. what the actual fuck.

#mr blobby fucks #and if blobby can do it... perhaps... no. no it can't be... #unless... #mr bonzo

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love how tumblr has decided not to feel bad for the victim of tmagp 13 simply because he’s a finance bro

#yup #and he deserved it

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I love how the fans heard “at least it wasn’t both legs” and immediately went with amputee Sam. But I won’t lie I thought it was reference to like that one time he tried to do a kick flip to impress her, ate shit, broke his leg, and she had to take him to the ER

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the magnus protocol episode 13 “future”

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Here comes Mr. Bonzo !!!

#oh this is great! #he's so soggy <3

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Got bit by a dog.

Definitely not into vore.

#would not recommend #shitpost but also real #my poor fingers #i guess i should add a disclaimer so #cw vore

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I know in my soul that Mr. Bonzo is a season 1 villain. His flame is bright, but it's bound to burn out fast. I could be wrong, but I don't think he's gonna make it much further than the s1 finale. At the very least he's going to lose his significance and what is irrelevance, if not death to fictional characters.

He's featured way too prominently so early on to be the main antagonist for the entire series, he's basically a popculture reference, he doesn't even seem to have much of a goal aside from voring people on behalf of the UK government. And most damning of all: he can't monologue.

#i mean he could try but “bonzo bonzo bonzo” is a bit of a step-down from “hello jon apologies for the deception” #some may find this post comforting but not me #i think it's tragic that he's gonna be put down for the crime of being too silly #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp predictions #tmagp shitpost #mr bonzo #bonzo #bonzoposting

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I see we all have pretty big feelings about this fella and I want to see how drastically we are divided on this issue

pls help this breach containment i really want to know

#if your answer is a strong no please leave my blog for your own sake #this is not a dni or an eviction notice this is a warning #i am way too unhinged about him you do not want to be here when i unleash the full power of my obsession #and by that i mean i am sitting on several pieces of absolutely vile bonzo fanart and still working on more #so if you don't want a taste of the hot sewage i am cooking i advise staying as far away from me as possible for the foreseeable future

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Great point op, let's expand on it: there's nothing but the fluid inside bonzo, he's just a skin baloon filled with raw sewage.

If needles hugged him he would explode into a puddle of goo and teeth.

bonzo fluid better be a merch drop at some point

#thanks #that's what i was going for #this is like ancient philosophy but worse

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Hey so uh. What does a lap dance from Mr. Bonzo cost? Heh. An arm and a leg. And your other arm. And your other leg. And your head. And your bones. And your-

#op this is hilarious #never doubt your comedic genius again

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like the stuff that leaked out of him when one of his spots got popped or...? no.. i shan't say...

bonzo fluid better be a merch drop at some point

#i shall actually #his bonzaculate? #bizz? #bonzoblast? #made you think about bonzo's cum bet you feel real stupid now #get bonzoed

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always excited to listen to the new tmap episodes because one second your laughing like LMAOOO bonzo lap dance and moments later all you can do is sit there like this

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As terrifying as Mr. Bonzo is having him just saying his name out loud sounds so stupid. Like, I love it, but also it’s funny as hell. Also then he rips someone’s arms off so it pulls me right back in.

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