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Ya'll be like "Shang was having a bi freak out, realizing he was into Ping". NO HE WASN'T. He already knew he was into men. His bisexual freak out was when he realized Ping was Mulan and hey maybe he's into girls too whatdoya know?

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remember when you were fifteen and you were convinced you were evil and irredeemable and completely insane but it turns out you were just fifteen

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Do you guys call it aldi or aldis

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i dont have sex because it serves no narrative purpose to me

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the funniest part of death note was when light thought, "The police are spying on me through cameras in my room. I need them to think I'm a normal high school boy." and then he proceeded to read a porn magazine for 5 minutes without cranking his chain. all while laying on his bed like this

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do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home

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#french side of tumblr #corbin bleu #cordon bleu #unfunny #this is embarassing lol

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the macking cheese post changed my life

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what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to

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I know mail carriers are infamous for delivering mail through even the 'toughest weather' but maybe they should not do that. IDC if I have to wait an extra week for my package. 116°/ 46°C real feel outside should not be considered 'non-dangerous weather' it does not matter if they have AC in their car, they shouldn't be forced to deliver non-essential packages at all. "but what about medical equipment/medicine" deliver it early in the morning at in the evening after the sun has set. They should get paid for these days too. I am so tired of seeing videos of mail deliveries collapsing on someone's ring door camera.

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gonna be way more active here from now on i guess

#fuck elon musk

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whoever invented ketchup deserved a nobel prize

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#ketchup