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ssoysauce · 6 months
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why did he do that
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ssoysauce · 6 months
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Free sushi at the bus stop on 10th st east in downtown at paul. For those who are interested
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ssoysauce · 7 months
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im cain and im abel
the brothers
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ssoysauce · 7 months
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the heavy machinery when I'm on pain meds and not supposed to be operating them
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ssoysauce · 7 months
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ssoysauce · 1 year
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ssoysauce · 1 year
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ssoysauce · 1 year
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Hey. Let's chew on wires. Together.
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ssoysauce · 1 year
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ggrraaaa aaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhouugghhhhhh grrrrr r aouuuuu uu aghhhhghhhhh
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ssoysauce · 1 year
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hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)
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ssoysauce · 2 years
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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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ssoysauce · 2 years
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Oh, woe is me!  To be transformed, transmogrified, shapeshifted, bewitched, and bemoaned!  To be naught but a gourd!
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ssoysauce · 2 years
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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat seafood and I eat it.
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ssoysauce · 2 years
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ssoysauce · 2 years
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are u gender identity? i mean u clearly have a puss but is it like a he/they situation
I deadass don’t know how to respond this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
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ssoysauce · 2 years
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