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I will lay 1000 damn daniel eggs

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*the average person walks by.* *the average person walks by.* *the average person walks by.* *the average person walks by.* *the average person walks by.* "hey is that guy okay?" *shrug* *the average person walks by.* *the average person walks by.* *the average person walks by.*

im an adult. i dont care for candy and sweets.

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no. its unfortuantely true. ive lost my taste for candy. sweets. yummy treats. my heart has cold and shriveled. hard as a rock in my chest. all my love for small things has been replaced by an affinity for "making money" and "going to the dmv" and "alcohol". *it washes over me. it passes both over and through me. i look at the candy bar on the shelf at the gas station. no. im only here for a jalapeno cheddar dog.... but......* *a feeling i mistake for childlike wonder building pressure in my heart but is actually a heart attack comes over me. i clutch my chest. i fall to the ground. someone stands over me saying something but my ears are ringing. i lose consciousness...*

im an adult. i dont care for candy and sweets.

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how it feels to spit on babies and kick puppies

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i never cared for lana del ray. shes not bad she doesnt anger me but she doesnt exactly compel me either.

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whatever... *starts banging my head on the wall and you hear the clatter of several marbles rolling around in my seemingly empty skull*

"what the fuck are you on about" man i wish i fucking knew

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"what the fuck are you on about" man i wish i fucking knew

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i wish i could vomit on command recreationally without consequence. just as a gag. or punchline. i did it once randomly in the drive through of a taco bell. at the window. i dont know if they even noticed. and thats probably the funniest it ever got. but idk i feel like if i didnt have to clean it up or deal with dehydration or weight loss or tooth erosion. could be hilarious.

#unsanitary #*sits atop my porcelain throne of my potty humor nation* #ask to tag

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IM ALWAYS RIGHT IN THE END I WIN I WIN I ALWAYS WIN. EVEN IF I DONT WANT TO WIN.

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i wish i could go back and strangle this fucker

having an active relationship means you can't be harry

this is actually the most damning evidence.

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im an adult. i dont care for candy and sweets.

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part 2 of this post

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closer look at the black hole

kim

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black holes are 'some kind of superstars' too

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#doing this like every few months where i try to convince myself im actually not mentally ill and if i stop 'acting like it' it will go away

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Better days ahead (Kim sewed their new patches)

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INLAND EMPIRE - *Kisses... kisses... kisses...*

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