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it really is so uncomfortable being a trans man in cis centric conversations of feminism. I just wonder. do they know about people like me? do they care? if I brought it up to them, how would they react? Do they expect me to be their human shield?

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#I have a weird last name that’s hyphenated #both parts are odd enough that I always have to spell it out #so I tolerate it #but there was this one time that they kept giving me my school ID back with it completely butchered #like not even a like one letter off it was an entirely different name #I can’t think of a good parallel #but think like Danielle misspelled as Darrell #like was it autocorrect or was the guy who made my card legally blind #not to mention it happened 3 TIMES #the last 2 just having letters missing but still #I was mad mad

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the world is a better place with trans women in it

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when did this happen???

#dungeon meshi

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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Saw an old lady today that looked like an old lady and was dressed like an old lady except she was wearing big goth stomping boots like this

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Even Biden supporters want this motherfucker gone like what are we doing here?

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This is a huge reason housing is unaffordable. Make this illegal.

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

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#fav

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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it sucks a lot of emotional responses to distress are also emotional responses people associate with being dishonest. "ummm if you weren't lying why did you get so defensive" BECAUSE YOU ACCUSED ME OF LYING WHEN I DIDN'T..?

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SPONGEBOB!! WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB!! WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY!!1

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more chickenposting

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tumblr are you telling me something

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Am I insane or do fallout ghouls not count as monsterfucking like not in a "REAL monsterfuckers xyz" way but like Genuinely. That's just a guy. That's just a guy? A guy without a nose? I think the bare minimum requirement for something to be monsterfucking is that it's at least Not Human. Do you call it monsterfucking when somebody's husband is ugly what are the criteria here

#it’s like saying you’re a monster fucker because you’re horny for deadpool #that’s just a man with fucked up skin

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

#listen to beach bunny #also Devotion by the stereo is really good #also d.o.a by d.o.a