staggeringsmite

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i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

#orang. like gilear

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This is a safe space for whiners, complainers, bellyachers, and the generally unsatisfied

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i open and close tumblr like im sisyphus with that stupid rock

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i love you, remember to be gross and nasty ♡

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top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

#c: sasha

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rolling badly is something that can be so good for developing your character, actually 

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i love to learn about my cat i love to google “should you trim cat last claw? trim all cat claws? cat last claw called? cat fifth claw? cat claws labelled. trim cat dew claw?” and then say hi graham i learned something about you! your weird claw is called a dew claw and it will not be worn down by regular walking so it is extra important to be diligent about trimming to prevent it growing into your paw pad! and he bites me and bites me

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fellatio is such an awesome word. sounds like a pasta. but be careful! wouldnt want to order that at a restaurant ... lest some nasty little creature get ahold of that thang

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id suck the tattoos right off that guy

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went to scared.com and they said youre a regular. they said youve got prey animal rank.

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new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

#c: coc(k) sunday

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No matter how progressive or well-read you are, there are always going to be moments in your life where somebody pushes back against something that's so culturally ingrained you never even considered it before. And you'll say "Huh, it never occurred to me to challenge this but you're right" and that doesn't mean you were "morally toxic" before, it means you're a non-omniscient human capable of growth.

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i do enjoy "living weapon" characters but specifically living weapons who did in fact do absolutely horrific things which at least a part of them enjoyed and thought was good and right at the time, and that no amount of not knowing any better or guilt they feel in hindsight will ever make up for. i love living weapons who are "irredeemable", and no it's not their fault that they were made that way or pointed in the directions they were by the hand that wielded them, and yes they are victims, but so were their victims. living weapons who some people will never be able to forgive, but who still wake up every day and try to do better than what's expected of them. a sword that uses its blade to cut wheat to make bread for the people who once lived in fear of its arc falling on their heads.

#c: coc(k) sunday

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Mahmoud Darwish, Life To The Last Drop

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ummmm ok *disappears into my portal*

#hamlet senior in III.4

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H-R-T-T-O-G-O

you can take testosterone

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the orange by wendy cope 🍊

#crying bc orange tattoo due to this