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Someone: i have abandonment issues because my parents left and never came back.

Regulus: felt.

A skittle: your parents abandoned you?

Regulus: yes, sirius left. that's what i meant.

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Someone: losing a child means losing a piece of yourself. you spend years making a home out of your existence just so you can hold the soul of another inside you, and watch them grow. there's a place in your being which you've carved out for someone to fill. when they're gone, that space still aches for what it used to hold.

Sirius: *sniffles*

Peter: did you have a child we never knew about? *is genuinely alarmed*

Sirius: my boy... i left regulus and he's still there with them...

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Regulus doesn't have abandonment issues. He had sirius abandonment issues. Sirius was never, at one point, a young father. Regulus is just offspring shaped.

Together, they're both trauma alarms.

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Oh 😈 - A Jegulus Microfic

Based on a post by @lexithwrites - explicit, minors dni

He was in heaven. Or the closest he'd ever come to it.

"Yes, baby. Just like that," he murmured, feeling Regulus grind against him from above.

"Fuck, Jamie. You feel so good," Regulus groaned, again sinking on James's cock, making him moan and buck up into him again.

Regulus looked sinful. His hair was wild and wrecked, sweat was dripping down his lean chest. He bit his lip and pinched his eyebrows together has he moved, and held eye contact with James like it was his job, making James feel even more pinned by the beautiful man on top of him. It was erotic, giving up so much control, allowing Regulus to take him, physically and mentally, and make him feel so incredibly good.

He lived for it.

Regulus's thighs flexed and moved underneath James's hands as he rode his cock hard, his movements slow but deep, driving the two of them together so completely that James was sure neither was going to last long.

But then suddenly Regulus slipped. It was a combination of Regulus not having a secure hold on anything and James moving up against the delicious feeling of being so deep inside the other man, and all of a sudden, Regulus fell forward and his hand closed around James's throat.

James wasn't sure what made him do it. But he did it without thinking. He gasped, choked Regulus's name out like a prayer, the feeling of Regulus's fingers around him making him feel so controlled and so free all at the same time that his hips bucked and his back arched clean off the bed, almost unseating the smaller man as James's eyes rolled back and he came so hard he saw stars.

"Baby," he whimpered, tears streaming from his eyes as he writhed through the pleasure, Regulus quick enough to start moving on him as he finished, coming not long after with the help of his own fist.

But as they both opened their eyes and stared at each other, the shock of what had happened clear on both of their features, Regulus broke into a grin. "Oh," he murmured, a devilish grin spreading across his face. "Choking. That could be fun."

James grinned sheepishly, too fucked out to really care.

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just a thought, what if peter by taylor swift is regulus’ pov in the summer before his 7th year? he’s sitting by his window wishing sirius would come back. (“you said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna come and find me”)

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aimless - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 191 - slightly nsfw but not explicit

They always collided with passion.

Hands ripping at buttons, shirts pulled quickly over heads, teeth biting at lips.

They didn't like each other. They just...they worked. Their bodies fit, and their inhibitions melted around each other and...they worked.

But after, as Regulus reached for his trousers, held out to him by a grinning, slightly wrecked Potter, he found himself not wanting to leave. Being around the other boy was warm and comforting and secure, like sitting in front of a campfire.

"Erm...I'm going to go for a walk. Just to...you know, to walk," Potter declared.

"Alright. Enjoy strolling aimlessly at one in the morning, I suppose," Regulus shrugged, moving away from the Potions bench they'd been using as a makeshift bed and turning to leave.

"No!"

Regulus turned, looking at Potter again. He looked nervous, but like he had something important to say. "No, I meant..." he corrected quietly, "come walk with me?"

Regulus paused, trying to pretend like he wasn't already completely thrilled at the invitation. "Alright," he agreed, his voice barely a whisper.

Potter's answering grin was blinding.

Perhaps they didn't not like each other.

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I’m sorry but bartylus will forever remain in my heart as the young teenage couple who married the moment they got out of college, maybe even earlier.

They met in elementary and were unofficially dating from 7th grade to freshman year of high school until Barty loudly shouted out “THAT’S MY BOYFRIEND FUCKFACE!” When some dude insulted Regulus’ overly pretentious attitude. They were never seen separated and are often found in the halls holding hands and getting food together, they share a locker so people often see Barty getting snacks from Regulus’ locker, and spend their free period in each other’s classes so much so that the teachers just accept the extra student.

Sirius runs away and Barty is with him nonstop that he tries to switch his classes to be with him, but only stops cuz it’s too late in the semester. They get engaged during graduation and run away in the middle of the night to elope and officially cut off their family (except Mrs Crouch) when they enter college.

They are the messy and sleazy married couple with the deepest and loyal love for each other, it’s just a little hard to tell with the bickering. They have 2 cats and German shepherd who they treat better than anyone else and Barty makes vulgar comments when older people comment on how young they married.

They spent their honeymoon going around restaurants and fake proposing to get free deserts before heading back to their tiny apartment and basically disappear for like 3 months which makes their friends worried asf until they spot Regulus and Barty getting ice cream in a park one midsummer and Dorcas is like “I NEARLY CALLED THE COPS??”

Kay that’s all gnnnm

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✨marauders era characters as text conversations i have had✨:

cw: slightly nsfw, nothing explicit

Barty: you're old as fuck

Regulus: i don't fuck like the old tho

Regulus:

Regulus: i did NOT mean to say that

Barty: (internally hyperventilating)

Barty: WHAT RHE FUCK??

Regulus: *shitshitshit*

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"regulus died at night so the sun wouldn't have to watch"

yeah but what about the moon? WHAT ABOUT THE MOON?!

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april 21 - prompt: run - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 307

Okay, so Regulus might be hiding from his friends right now. But it's for a good reason.

Pandora keeps insisting he's overworking himself with studying for their exams, while Regulus keeps insisting he is not. The rest of their friend group has similar mentality as Regulus (meaning exhaustion doesn't matter as long as you pass the exams), but not all of them can avoid Pandora for the entire afternoon, so Regulus left on his own.

Barty is going to kill him for this once he comes back.

In Regulus's defence, leaving the castle, and Pandora's fussing, was integral to his sanity. He also left a note saying he's taking a walk, so his friends wouldn't have to worry. He figured it was a good enough idea.

What might not have been the best idea, though, was to take the walk in the Forbidden forest. Especially not when he's this exhausted.

Because there's no explanation other than complete exhaustion for staring eye to eye with a stag.

They've run into each other over two minutes ago and have been staring at each other the entire time.

"Pandora's right, I need to go to sleep," Regulus mutters, shaking himself out of the trance, before slowly turning around and tripping.

Before he can hit the ground, a strong body supports him.

"Thanks, deer," Regulus whispers, not knowing whether to find his own joke funny or not. Either way, the stag seems amused, so he decides to count it as a win and never tell a soul he actually said this.

As a stag and an overworked, tired teen started their way out of the forest, Regulus mustered enough energy for one last statement: "You know, deer, you feel weirdly like James. You guys have the same aura."

And if Regulus wasn't so exhausted, he would swear he saw the stag blush.

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longing - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 167

James stared at Sirius with a look of nothing less than longing.

Not because it was Sirius. No! It was because Sirius had nabbed the very last piece of treacle tart, leaving James without pudding.

Of course, he could have been mature about it. he could have even gone to the kitchens to get another one. But he instead chose to sit and pout.

He was quite happy with his choice, if he was honest. Fine to let Sirius feel guilty for the terribly traitorous act he'd committed.

But then a plate of his favorite dessert clanged down in front of him.

Astonished, James looked up only to see Regulus Black standing there.

"Don't make a big deal of this," Regulus mumbled before James could speak, and then quickly walked away.

And James smiled, far too happy about the little gesture from the boy he'd been pining after for weeks.

But then..."What the fuck was that?" Sirius asked thickly around a mouthful of his own tart.

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sirius blow drying his hair while staring at remus through the mirror, as he purposely tilts his head from side to side, baring his neck a little, while also gathering all of his hair up and letting them down slowly, just to watch remus pretend not to get turned on by it and had to constantly shift on the bed

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remus: so james where were you last night?

james: i was… studying

sirius: by yourself?

james: yeah

remus:

sirius:

remus: your tie is green

james: *looks down* damn it

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love how james potter is little shirt big pants and regulus black is big shirt little pants. i love how we have all agreed on this. james is crop tops and baggy jeans where regulus is baggy tees and booty shorts …….. as g-d intended

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thinking about the serial killer regulus au again so here’s some thoughts

— regulus tracks down all of james’ exes, removes their hearts, and gifts them to james

— james buys regulus pretty new knives and other tools when all the blood causes his old ones to rust

— they technically rarely get to have sex alone because ghost barty and ghost evan are constantly watching

— regulus always does the killing, but james is willing to help with restraining/incapacitating victims

— somehow, no one ever finds out what regulus does (other than james). he’ll go from brutal murder to a lunch date with his brother like it’s nothing

— true crime podcasts start talking about regulus’ “unsolved” murders, and he and james will sit and listen to them, laughing at all the things they get wrong

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Pandora after ranting about her family: Regulus I’m sorry for that rant.

Regulus: Do not apologize, we are best friends, we are here to listen to each other. 

Pandora: …did you just call us best friends?

Regulus: I thought that was implied, but yes. 

Pandora: No, but you said it! There are no take backs now. She hugs Regulus. 

Regulus: What did I get myself into? I should really stop talking.

Pandora: No take backs!

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Some bartylus!!

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Okay, but like: James Potter in a compression shirt

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Okay, Barty would pretend to be tough and flirt around with Evan when around others, but AS SOON as they are alone - he melts. He melts into a puddle in front of this man, he stumbles over his words and thoughts and Evan just stands there SMIRKING and then just says "shut up and kiss me, Crouch" and Barty would fucking WIMPER, he would be so pathetic, no one would ever even think he could be. And Evan loves it, and despite being all push-around with Barty, he cares so much and would most definitely show it with his actions and not words. He would say "go fuck yourself" and then pull Barty close and gently kiss him on the forehead while playing with his hair, because Evan is just as obsessed and pathetic with him, he's just better at hiding it, and the best thing is that Barty knows.