can you do me a solly? (short for solid)
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every time my eyeball so much as itches, i feel like it's going to explode and i just prepare for what just feels inevitable.
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Don’t ma’am me, bro.
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love is wishing nothing bad happening to the love of your life and then it doesn't because your wishes always come true.
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Billy and I have a symbiotic relationship, like I’m a sea anemone and he’s the wizard that wishes my enemies out of existence.
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I can think of several ways to avoid imminent death by rocket launcher, just off the top of my head.
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i personally enjoy being a squishy human.
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never bring a gun to a magic fight because we will die.
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@altmanly the question is can i talk faster than a launched rocket?
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cannot stop thinking abt my fave scene in dorohedoro where they're like "look it's a devil, let's wave at it!" and the devil waves back
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if this gets five likes, i will reveal the weakness of all magic users.
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i'm making it five notes now!
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@lokiofnone so who would you cast for the avengers?
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if this gets five likes, i will reveal the weakness of all magic users.
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@lokiofnone so who would you cast for the avengers?
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in that universe, my mom was white and that's how i knew it was unrealistic.
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thinking about the one alternate earth we visited that was the same as ours but somehow vastly different and weirdly more unrealistic. like thor looking like chris hemsworth.
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