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ithink this is what tumblr would be like in the dogman universe: a simulator

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can those villain asshats get control of those goddamn monsters i have lost literally every single fucking thing thanks to those brainless pieces of shits last week a fucking T-REX SKELETON destroyed my fucking HOUSE and everything around it

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how are you able to say those words

😀 randomcivillian-956 follow

what words?

🪻 inmylane-1999 the a word, f word, and s word

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oh i see you're one of the Collardale inhabitants. screw the fuck off your town is a CURSE

🪻 inmylane-1999

what did i do? :(

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hnstly i dont get y Daryl hangs arnd that pig guy hes rlly mean & bad

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didnt u help us go after him when he ditched us after the mini jail broke 2 bits?

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yeh butt hes still rlly mean & i was a lil moar concerned 4 Daryl

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ohhhh kk

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🐕 zupabuddiezthezenutz

zomg did u guyz watch that new mini-documentary w/ Petey The Cat n Zarah Hatoff??? that waz tragickk..

#holy shart i have so much moar respect 4 him now..

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still dont know why people are supporting Petey Duckhat just because of that documentary, didn't he terrorize the city for more than a month or two?? ntm he quite literally MUTILATED Officer Knight and Greg The Dog's bodies bad enough with that bomb to where they had to become that sick and horrible abomination i have to stomach through seeing on the news every week.

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i know right?? like hes genuinely a horrible cat but people are supporting him for no other reason other than "oh hes a victim!!" like shut the fuck up and grow up.

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op i wouldn't say DogMan is sick and horrible, he seems to be in great condition despite such an accident and hard surgery to conduct, and looks perfectly happy. while i don't support Petey Duckhat either, you took it a step further and suggested that DogMan is currently in conditions horrible enough to render him an "abomination".

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dont you post tips for fucking evil monsters on your blog.

#LMAOOO dude was SLAUGHTERED so hard they deactivated #redogs

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walking on the street with a small can of living spray in my pocket and the nearest cop explodes into blood guts and viscera

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🦷 bigmonsterinyourheart

okay i get that Dr. Scum is a real and kinda sucky person and all that but his labcoat kinda fucks!!

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✨ lookatthestars

Hot take or whatever but I don't think we should trust a guy who gets really distracted by squirrels and balls and a kitten who could easily get hurt to protect our city. Lightning Dude IS one of the better options as they ARE a highly durable and strong robot, but The Bark Knight and Cat Kid maybe aren't our best bets, they could get hurt easily and aren't exactly professionals.

Don't get me started on the Friendly Friends, I don't think we can trust two guys who JUST left the same exact trio that was responsible for that marshmallow factory's destruction (which left many injured, some DEAD), what if they're pretending? Also the bugs could easily get killed, they're small and fragile, the most work they can do without a high risk of getting smashed is spying on villains.

Commander Cupcake's a different story, as I'm pretty sure that guy only helped out, like, 3 times.

#anti-supa buddies #anti-friendly friends #twinkle twinkle little star

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🪁 lalalalala89

dude imagine if we were in a book rn and ppl were posting on tumblr abt us

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🎠 supastarr

remember, calico trans toms are perfectly valid! even cis toms can be calicos, and fur pattern doesn't determine exact gender, especially with fur dying technology nowadays! :)

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#THIS IS SO GOOD OMG HELPE #THE PETEY DISCOURSE IS MAKING ME GIGGLE #dogman #dog man

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can we start trading friendship bracelets at non taylor swift concerts? i wanna be crafting with the middle aged men at the springsteen show

#errmmm shoutout to that one girl that i met in line for the feb 17 ween show #we swapped crystals😝

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#WHY SINST IT SOEKDING #BROR ID DOGN T

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guys there’s a dog man musical you need to know there’s a dog man musical guys did you know there’s a dog man musica-

#YES #MY TABLE IN MATH MADE OUR TEACHER PLAY THE EVIL ABCS LMFAO #ITS LIKE A HUGE INSIDE JOKE NOW

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selfshipping moodboard

#HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY???? #THE WILLY WOBKA #FIRST FAV PIST!!! #BELLAS FAVS

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RPS PEOPLE WHOVE MADE FULL REFS FOR THEIR OCS…. WHERE ARE YOU FINDING THE TEMPLATE TO WRITE THEIR BIOS? I CANT FIND IT ANYWHERE😭

#IM BEGGING GUGS #GSUG #GUSY

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you’re a part time lover (and a full time friend!)

#self rb

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ROCK PAPER SCISSORS POSTING !!! pretend i havent not posted in months YAAAYYY ROCK PAPERSCISSORS YAAAAAAY

i had somuch fun w these designs they’re all so special 2 me 🫶 there def will b more

#THIS IS DOPPEEE #LIVE LAUGH LOVE PENCILS DESIGN SHE LOOKS SO CUTE!!

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they’re going to a metal concert 💖

#SO CUUUTE #LOVE HOW YOU DRAW SCISSORS

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rock paper scissors oc!!!! meet Pillow! 💖

#you’re joking. #YOURE JOKING #SHES SOOFOSOOSOSOSOOCUUUUTEEE #I LOVE HER SO MUCH #GUYS #BEST RPS OC #EVER #SHES SO #AAHHHHHH #rock paper scissors #rps #rock paper scissors oc #rps oc

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Don't stop talking about Palestine

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ween posters made by brigitte roka for their recent tours - 2022 *ೃ༄

#THESE ARE SO CUUUUTTEEE

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this fucking guy again. whatever. eyeroll

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Tusk (2014) should have ended with Ocean Man

#HELP

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KIM SMOLTZ!!!!! REBLOG IF U AGREE!!!!

#KIM SMOLTZ!!!!