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Ideal post-otj story father-son dynamic between kellan and oko for me is

they do run into each other occasionally, never on purpose

kellan is completely inoculated against oko's bullshit and IMMEDIATELY hears kill bill sirens in his head upon seeing him and does his damnedest to fuck up whatever scheme oko is on

objectively, if it was happening to someone else, oko would think it is both ironic and hilarious for someone to have accidentally created their perfect polar-opposite enemy through their own hubris

subjectively, that would require him admitting that he's ever done anything wrong ever, so he will not do this. even in his heart of hearts

oko will however make snide little comments about their family connection (e.g. 'you must get this from your mothers side') during their various conflicts, which only makes the enmity in kellan's soul burn brighter

unclear if he realizes that and is doing it on purpose, or they are just fated to completely misunderstand each other (while being very convinced they understand each other) for all of eternity

however occasionally oko will be reading the newspaper and have to see an article about some dumb hero shit his failson did. and he will roll his eyes. then read the whole article

#*wipes away tear* other people understand my vision...

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What’s the most homophobic guild?

Selesnya. I will not elaborate

#no that checks out #mtg blogging

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I hope they keep doing this bit forever.

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Gotta be honest, I think bidoof's law is extremely stupid

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Theres 0 thoughts in that head I dont think theres even a brain his last brain cell took a hike

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“sideburns are ugly” counterpoint theyre beautiful and sexy. reblog if you would fuck the pronouns out of that old man. is this anything

#agree with all of this obv #why do you think my ocs gideon and ricky have sideburns #because they are beautiful and sexy!

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This is SUCH a way to phrase selling groceries and seeds. Pierre what are you doing???

#pierre being a stoner is the only thing i DO respect about him

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Ideal post-otj story father-son dynamic between kellan and oko for me is

they do run into each other occasionally, never on purpose

kellan is completely inoculated against oko's bullshit and IMMEDIATELY hears kill bill sirens in his head upon seeing him and does his damnedest to fuck up whatever scheme oko is on

objectively, if it was happening to someone else, oko would think it is both ironic and hilarious for someone to have accidentally created their perfect polar-opposite enemy through their own hubris

subjectively, that would require him admitting that he's ever done anything wrong ever, so he will not do this. even in his heart of hearts

oko will however make snide little comments about their family connection (e.g. 'you must get this from your mothers side') during their various conflicts, which only makes the enmity in kellan's soul burn brighter

unclear if he realizes that and is doing it on purpose, or they are just fated to completely misunderstand each other (while being very convinced they understand each other) for all of eternity

however occasionally oko will be reading the newspaper and have to see an article about some dumb hero shit his failson did. and he will roll his eyes. then read the whole article

#i feel like the eldraine in kellan really jumps out when people reveal their true colors. that's fairy tale logic right there #if you're nice to a vulnerable person then you get rewarded later. if you're a dick. then your eyes should be pecked out by crows. #you know. the sort of sense of justice that also can become a major character flaw under the wrong circumstances :) #mtg blogging #kellan orrinshire #oko

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I love Mumbo Jumbo's new OC, Big Ron

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wish i could call in bitchy to work

#please let me do this #the clients are pissing me off sooooo bad

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its so difficult to draw anatomy. and objects. and backgrounds. and clothing. and colors. and lighting. i honestly dont know how i ever managed to draw anything in my entire life

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Pearlescentmoon’s wonderfully colorful post office! Honestly love her use of color in all of her builds!!

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DJ bunny rabbit has got the whole club burrowing into the soft loam of the dance floor

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they have that ugly used car salesman drip but dont be fooled they sell silly toys

it do be like that when theyre stressed man i hate when i get all nervous and cough confetti hairballs

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not to be a nerd but it’s so crazy how he (Bernini) really did that from cold hard stone……. truly a spectacle, truly breathtaking, an honor to behold

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Oh no, not another morning. How will our hero cope?

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Which MTG Plane would you enjoy living in the most and which one would you like to briefly visit as a vacation?

i spent a long time debating about this, working out the pros and cons of several planes i enjoy. Eldraine is my favorite, but i don't really have Main Character energy, so i would probably just be like. a sheep farmer? and that seems like a lot of work.

Thunder Junction reminded me of the stunning natural beauty of the American southwest, but I can't stand being too warm, so that's a no go.

If I lived on Innistrad, my debilitating level of anxiety would actually be justified and make me seem sensible instead of incredibly neurotic, but also Innistrad seems creepy and wet.

Ravnica would be good, because, quite frankly, I should be out in the wildnerness as little as possible. And I'm already Catholic and love being told what to do, so I could fit in my favorite guild (Orzhov). But I'm also a communist, so that would be difficult, and, per the OTJ epilogue, they don't have iced coffee on Ravnica. While I don't personally drink coffee, this makes me concerned about their cold beverage selection.

I was thinking long and hard about Kaldheim (I like to be cold, I already know nålebindng so I could make myself useful, it's based on Norse mythology so there's probably some Maine Coons around and those are my favorite cat breed) when i remembered the answer for which plane I should live on is SO OBVIOUS!!!

New Capenna!!! I could live in fantasy Chicago, AND theres catboys? i ALREADY HAD this picture saved on my phone:

as for vacationing? Kamigawa would be pretty cool. or Bloomburrow! i feel like bloomburrow isnt gonna have any kitties in it, which is a shame, because i was always more of a Warrior cats kid than a Redwall kid. But I think it would be fun to be a cute little forest animal for a bit. and then the second it rains even one time i could go home to New Capenna and have like. idk a deep dish pizza. and also im a cat.

#personally... well i would have to go to new cappena with corv because we can't be separated #however entirely on my own. might be bias bc i love the set but thunder junction. also i like a dry heat and a starry sky #and i know a lot about the hospitality industry and they're really building up the travel/tourism there with the omenpaths #i would say innistrad because. lets be honest. i SHOULD be a particularly gross midboss zombie after i die #but there's a lot of cannibalism in the human factions there and that's yuckyyyyyyyy. also pork makes me feel queasy #ravnica's probably a bit too much for me. i'm not that kind of urbanite. and again. no iced coffee. fucked up. #would visit eldraine or bloomburrow for an appropriate amount of whimsy and tf before going back to aforementioned dry climate