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i miss my kids tails

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cat jpeg made me emotional so i drew it

#sun tag

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last night my partner held a somber little passover seder to show me what it’s about and when they got to the part where they were supposed to open the door for elijah they paused, frowned, and said “oh. huh. there is a clown.” and I looked out. and sure enough. there was a clown.

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children ranking of April 30th:

Squash (100%)

Sebs (100%)

Pip (50%)

Snowball (11%)

Mara (2%)

Unnamed NDA child (1%)

Tonmy (1%)

Lilou (1%)

Hima (1%)

ranking is based off of precent and time there :]

#prev in your defense i did specifically kidnap your child to get my 11% dad to adopt him

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I am losing it at this image on Wikipedia for static electricity

look at that Expression Of Resignation To Fate

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crumb and jambo had a fight!

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would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

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girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

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girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

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i cannot possibly be the first person who has had this idea

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the incel "dni" vs the chad "being so blatant and obnoxious about your opinions that anyone who disagrees simply can't stand following you"

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#youre going in the deep fryer have fun