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Una auténtica Jedi

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Presenting some sith obi

#sw #YOOOOOOOOOO GET IT OBIIII

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i’ve said it once i’ve said it a million times but this is one of the funniest images in the world to me

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"Bottoms and tops, all hate cops"

Sticker spotted in Chicago

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THEY FOUND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT?!?!!?!!?!?

#HOLY SHIT FOR REAL???? #Nice

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i am starting a collection

#the last pic... can that be me? pls. I'd like that for my future

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Batman’s ridiculously short torso and pointy shoulders!

Batman Issue 579

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I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

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Everything movies taught me about archery is wrong. This is a complete mind-blower. 8D

If you are even remotely interested in archery or medieval combat, check this out, it’s just great!

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here have my shitty ramen + it's gonna be may explanation graphic

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It’s Gonna Be MAY

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In writing, epithets ("the taller man"/"the blonde"/etc) are inherently dehumanizing, in that they remove a character's name and identity, and instead focus on this other quality.

Which can be an extremely effective device within narration!

They can work very well for characters whose names the narrator doesn't know yet (especially to differentiate between two or more). How specific the epithet is can signal to the reader how important the character is going to be later on, and whether they should dedicate bandwidth to remembering them for later ("the bearded man" is much less likely to show up again than "the man with the angel tattoo")

They can indicate when characters stop being as an individual and instead embody their Role, like a detective choosing to think of their lover simply as The Thief when arresting them, or a royal character being referred to as The Queen when she's acting on behalf of the state

They can reveal the narrator's biases by repeatedly drawing attention to a particular quality that singles them out in the narrator's mind

But these only work if the epithet used is how the narrator primarily identifies that character. Which is why it's so jarring to see a lot of common epithets in intimate moments-- because it conveys that the main character is primarily thinking of their lover/best friend/etc in terms of their height or age or hair color.

#NO ONE IS GOING TO BLINK TWICE AT USING A CHARACTERS NAME TWICE IN ONE SENTENCE DURING A SMUT SCENE #YOU DON'T HAVE TO SWITCH IT UP. THAT IS UNNECESSARY SEASONING #please just use their name....(unless. there is a legit reason. those ofc are forgiven.)

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AN-TI-BO-DIES

#slap him silly Jim

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Best kitchen appliance to attack people with?

fridge if you can lift it