stiffyck

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hi I just wanted to pop in and say you are such an inspiration to me and have not only the most amazing art but also just incredible ideas that fill me with inspiration and amazement because I never would have thought of those. Your so creative and I love it so much!

Anyways I hope your having a great day :D

AWWW THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

#asks

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my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

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None of the hermits have actual human blood running through their veins. Instead, they have other, more... questionable liquids pumped through their system- Pearl has moonshine, Tango has Red Gatorade, Zed has nuclear reactor pool water etc.

Impulse has coffee, Etho has maple syrup, Joe has neon green ink...

#prev would you like to elaborate #< oh would i #i cant remeber a lot and i know i didnt have much but #basically. scars blood was literally acid? #and me and my friends made up a scenario where scar gets hurt and hes bleeding #and one of the hermits wants to help obviously but scar has to tell them to not touch the blood #but well they kinda need to #it was angsty in the way that if they wanted to help scar right then and thered theyd get their hands burned by acid #i cant remember more sadly

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I feel like nobody is talking about Third Life Scar anymore. The guy had more charisma than he knew what to do with and he literally controlled the server with it. He got dozens of diamonds worth of free items by creating an arbitrary system of points. He distracted people on numerous occasions while they were aware that a trap was being laid. He convinced Grian to basically break his own series' rules to help him constantly!

#you are going to kill me please keep talking #<prev you know what i will #what also makes me insane how much he loves animals #when pizza went missing scar wanted to find her SO BAD. HE WANTED PIZZA BACK #scar tried to get pizza back #scar is an animal lover and imagine already not having your closest friend (jellie) with you #but ALSO getting another animal you are very attached to literally *kidnapped* #AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON HOW FROM HIS PERSPECTIVE SCAR WASNT SCARY! HE WAS MORE SILLY AND A BIT INTIMIDATING SOMETINES #BUT FROM OTHERS PEOPLES POVS HE WAS SCARY #THAT SHIT MAKES ME INSANE! #LIKE. SCAR DIDNT EVEN TRY TO BE SCARY. HE JUST WANTED TO MESS WITH PEOPLE. HE WANTED PIZZA. HE WANTED GRIAN TO BE HIS FRIEND. #HE WANTED YOUR CLOTHES DJVKDKG #BUT BEING ON RED MADE HIM LOOK SCARY. THAT COUPLED WITH THE BLOODTHIRST COULD BE USED FOR ANGST #SCAR BEING SCARED OF THE BLOODTHIRST AND NOT WANTING TO HURT ANYONE REALLY. AND YET HE KEEPS SCARING EVERYONE HE MEETS #okay im done for now #i havent seen 3rd life in a while tbf so if antthing is incorrect its becayse i misremembered smt

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None of the hermits have actual human blood running through their veins. Instead, they have other, more... questionable liquids pumped through their system- Pearl has moonshine, Tango has Red Gatorade, Zed has nuclear reactor pool water etc.

Impulse has coffee, Etho has maple syrup, Joe has neon green ink...

#i remember my au from a while back where scars blood was literally acid #it was a fun au

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I think Mumbo's closet isn't several identical suits, or several near identical suits.

I think he just has one, singular suit, one vest, one shirt, one tie, one pair of trousers, one pair of shoes.

When he's washing it all he stands around in his base in nothing but white, heart patterned shorts.

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Vex have a lot of bat-like qualities, as the hermits have come to learn. Some examples include:

-cub frequently sleeps upside down

-scar gets zoomies (reaching speeds of 100 mph while flying)

-like many other communal player-hybrids, they can get VERY clingy with those they perceive as part of their colony

-they’re bitey :3

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when you shake grian he makes a sound like maracas. when scar hits the ground he makes a squeaky sound like dog toy. when mumbo flies he makes flubflab sound like laminated paper.

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#canon to me

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And fuck YOU in particular, Captain.

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I am so normal about pearl’s base

I love what she’s been doing this season so I wanted to draw it

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heart of the sea

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I feel like nobody is talking about Third Life Scar anymore. The guy had more charisma than he knew what to do with and he literally controlled the server with it. He got dozens of diamonds worth of free items by creating an arbitrary system of points. He distracted people on numerous occasions while they were aware that a trap was being laid. He convinced Grian to basically break his own series' rules to help him constantly!

#FUCKING REAL! #ALSO CAN I TALK ABOUT HIM BEING RED? #BECAUSE LISTEN. THE FANDOM ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT HOW BEING RED MAKES YOU BLOODTHRISTY #SCAR WAS ON RED THE LONGEST. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THAT WOULD DO TO HIS BRAIN #ESPECIALLY SINCE HE WAS THE FIRST RED? HE DIDNT KNOW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN #ALSO HIM LOSING HIS FIRST LIFE RIGHT AT THE START? #AND THEN LOSING HIS FINAL LIFE TO HIS CLOSEST ALLY WHO ALSO KILLED HIM THE FIRST TIME. #THERES SO MUCH ANGST ABOUT GRIANS POV OF THE WIN BUT WHAT ABOUT SCAR #GUYS #lLISTEN OKAY. BEING BEATEN TO DEATH BY YOUR CLOSES ALLY MUST LEAVR SOME MENTAL SCARS. #LIKE. LIKE. COME ON. GIVE MY GUY SOME TRAUMA TOO #okay im done #id be more insane abojt 3rd life i think if more people talked about 3rd life scar

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Came across him in the technical test??? Who's this goober???

I'm joking, I'm joking, here's the full art!

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I'm still thinking about that revenant scar au- like imagine losing your two closest and only friends in an accident while you survive it but then you hear their voice and you can use their skills to your own advantage and you can feel their spirits- and it gives you hope that they're still alive and they're actually talking to you, it's them, it's definitely them-

But its not. It's not them but you just can't accept it. You keep denying it you keep convincing yourself that it's still them. They're still them. Why else would they be talking to you! You can hear them! They're still alive!

Like smt makes me so insane about the idea of Scar just acting like nothing happened. Grian and Mumbo are just in his head now! But it's still them definitely! Scar is still joking around with then even if they rarely answer, he talks to them like they can hear him and like they're actually listening.

It's until he befriends Cub and Cub asks him about why he talks to himself when Scar finally admits they're dead. And it hits him like a truck. All that unresolved grief he has been pushing down finally came to the surface and Scar just can't deal with the fact that his best friends are dead. They have been dead for a while.

#stiff talk #gtws #im having a normal one #cw death #death cw #character death #revenant scar au

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Figure I post these here, lost my drive to finish the rest lol

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UUAGGH UUGGHHH [gripping my head like i’m turning into a werewolf] i swear to god. as a designated grian guy and desert duo-er i CANNOT deal with some of the fanon characterization im sorry. it always boggles my mind whenever i see you people make grian the most suffering blameless beast who never did anything wrong when like !! BROTHER !!!! YOU ARE SANDING DOWN ALL HIS ROUGH EDGES AND ROBBING HIM OF EVERYTHING THAT MAKES HIM INTERESTING !! MAKE GRIAN WORSE!!!!

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#ANON. YOU. #YOU ARE CORRECT

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Cleo's face journey to this horn is so good