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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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Cretaceous Bestiary.

Dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals of the Cretaceous Period stylized as a medieval Bestiary. some of these are available at Redbubble for prints, t-shirts and more

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Youtube channel

Instagram

Prints and more paleoart merch

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"Crosshair has always been severe and unyielding. It is his nature, you cannot change that. He cannot change that."

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Animal Locomotion | Woman Dancing (fancy), plate 187

animated using still photographs: one of the production experiments that led to the development of motion pictures.

//Eadweard Muybridge [1887]

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Fuck it we ball

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It's weird that I always see the ghosts of Discourse but never the actual Discourse, like I just see people making salty posts about how "people always say x about y" but I've never actually seen anyone saying x. Is this even real?? Where is this happening???

#me except im just like 15 years late to any and every party

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meant for each other fr

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Fandom: Halloween Horror Nights

Sample Size: 121 stories

Source: AO3

#im kind of dying at these results honestly

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I got a grill

Now I smell like grill

It's 3am and I smell like grill

#not me in my courtyard grilling hotdogs past midnight

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Damn, Buffy getting the Class Protector award always makes me cry. They noticed her! She works so hard and sacrifices so much to keep them all safe, and they noticed and they love her and 😭😭😭😭

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Giles: I told the children I got tea and they asked if it was ‘herbal or verbal’.

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Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark (1988)

#not this joke going way way over my head as a kid #this sign wont stop me cause i cant read >(

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

#I'm sure ive been robbed of my potential of fixing subspace reactor cores