Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
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Everyone appreciate this hysterical picture my roommate took of my cat the other day
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wish i could call in bitchy to work
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https://twitter.com/ripTeeth/status/1783752759436841415
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Rabbits have only two thoughts: banana and property damage
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Jammy cheesing for the camera after throwing her toys in her water bowl for the umpteenth time (2024, colorized)
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