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I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after

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(after getting attacked by a one-episode creature) whatever that was, it's gone now...

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yellow pikmin are my favorite

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🐅+ hungrypredator started following you

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ice water really good

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he kinda looks like a dad

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has anyone ever noticed how theres absolutely nothing to say 🤔

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shrugs

#omg #i love this sm #followed

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eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

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lackluster is such a sick own like dude youre not even shiny at all

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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

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Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna

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#date cats #yes ma’am 🫡

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Day 3 of no cookies or candy

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No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead

#me in the ceramics studio walking around in my crocs #the water from the pottery wheel dropped through the holes #and now i am condemned to squeak back and forth for hours

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“I would buy a mansion” “I would buy designer” “I’m getting a pool” Don’t give me that lame ass if I won the lottery shit. You’re all pathetic. If I came into a significant amount of money, you know what I’d do? I’d go to the Ren Faire, B-line straight to the cloaks. I’m talking floor length, heavy, wool, felted details, huge hooded cloaks that are like 450 a piece and all handmade and I’d get me one. Maybe even get one of the smaller ones that hangs off the shoulders and lands just above the elbow that are 90 by themselves. And I’d be the baddest bitch around because I’d wear that shit everywhere. It’s 115 degrees? I’m sorry do I look like I give a fuck? I have a cloak bitch I don’t need your fahrenheit bullshit. And you’re a FOOL if you wouldn’t do the same.

#EXACTLY