I come on here like it's my fucking day job
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Andrew texting Neil:
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The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around
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while we had electra heart to turn us insane the cis men had wolf of wallstreet
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it's so funny when gay men get mad at girls and women online calling something cunty or saying someone is serving cunt and start saying shit like "oh you wouldn't know cunt if you saw it" like who made you the authority on cunt 🤨
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el mate dulce es de trolo y/o de porteño tarado
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if u pay attention there are themes and motifs on my blog
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST INFLUENTIAL ALBUM OF THE MODERN AGE
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble
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Yes I'm still in the time loop. No, I haven't tried anything to get out of it. Yes, I'm just following instructions and hoping it will end some day. Sorry I have to go it's time to do the wenis again.
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on my phone in the middle of making love to my beautiful wife looking at the wikihow article for sex
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