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[sugarcraftcinemas]

You're a cruel one, Mr. Vince(nt) You're a fugly piece of shit You bring bendy straws to bathrooms 'Cause you like the taste of piss, Mr. Vince(nt) I wouldn't suck your dick if it was dipped in honey and could cure cancer Also, you have no dick! (Because I'll cut it off!)

You're a dipshit, Mr. Vince(nt) Even babies want you dead You've never brought home a woman 'Cause you're scared you'll wet the bed, Mr. Vince(nt) The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote "Bitch, dumpster, bitch!"

You're a whore, Mr. Vince(nt) You only get action on the bus You're deathly afraid of drowning And your exact address is this, Mr. Vince(nt): ███████████████████, Rapechestershire, Britain I mailed your bitch-ass enough water to cause a flooding!

Let's just address that you were neglected, Mr. Vince(nt) You don't know how to drive I cannot stress enough how much you love to suck down pee, Mr. Vince(nt) According to an anonymous poll with a sample size of over three-thousand victims, who were asked to rank you on a scale from one to a hundred based on traits such as likability, general odor, and physical attractiveness The highest number we got was three!

I kind of want to cry now but youre very creative

#I hope you know theres no way I could have done that to over 3000 people #Asks

[sugarcraftcinemas]

https://www.tumblr.com/sewer-freak/747792756584382464/i-bet-you-looked-adorable-on-that-bus-3-ever?source=share

Heyyyyyyy Vinnie~~

what the fuck is this?? Are you like. Harassing new people now, just because your pink bastard is AWOL? Gross. Pathetic. I hope you get murdered.

~ @poorsadorphanposting

Thats really not me! I wouldnt lie, I really dont have much to hide on this account anymore ^^;

#Just #Coincidentally similar taste #Asks

[sugarcraftcinemas]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KSocOk39ArI?feature=share

Vincent Carter don't woryry. No matter what they do to your babies, they will persevere...

But its still so sad :( Theyre hurting them

#Asks

[sugarcraftcinemas]

I also get told often that I sound like a robot or alien trying to fit in as a human :( ... If it means anything I share your sentiment, divinetouchdown

why do u talk like a pornbot? (ㆆ_ㆆ)

~ @poorsadorphanposting

I’M SORRY, LIKE WHAT ⁉️😭

[sugarcraftcinemas]

All of these are perfectly doable except... trimming. Im a little hesitant. Sorry. ^^;

@sugarcraftcinemas just fyi

#Its been like this for so long itd feel wrong at this point

[sugarcraftcinemas]

im under ur bed. that tickle on ur balls? thats me >:3

I really wish this strange obsession with my balls was from people Id appreciate it from

#Asks

[sugarcraftcinemas]

U should be uncomfortable babe. im outside ur window

Please go away

#I closed the curtain but I still feel watched #Asks

[sugarcraftcinemas]

u cant hide from me i know all ur secrets

Tumblr makes me feel like Im on the Truman show

#Im still not used to it its deeply uncomfortable #Asks

[sugarcraftcinemas]

lol fuckin beta - @moxietheuncalculated

According to @moxietheuncalculated Im not

#Asks

[sugarcraftcinemas]

Is it the part where they call you Daddy...? Is that why those two are both orphans? You want them to call you Daddy?

The orphans thing is a coincidence but it doesnt make a difference really, they dont do it when I ask

#Theres only so many things you can #Encourage #^^; #Asks

[sugarcraftcinemas]

have you tried not being yourself? then maybe you wouldn't have to pay people to go on dates with you <3

What would even be the point

#Being myself is part of the fun #Asks

[sugarcraftcinemas]

I think Im starting to realize that most sugar daddies want something different out of sugardaddy-ing than I do

You would be a terrible sugar daddy.

Broke ass

Maybe but I try not to see it that way ^^; I like to think that it shows that Im more dedicated than a sugar daddy with a lot of money

[sugarcraftcinemas]

You would be a terrible sugar daddy.

Broke ass

Maybe but I try not to see it that way ^^; I like to think that it shows that Im more dedicated than a sugar daddy with a lot of money

#Asks

[sugarcraftcinemas]

vincent you know i would be your sugar baby but you wouldn’t even have to pay me not even with your foreskin just letting me be near you would be enough <3 i prommy i wouldn’t do anything weird :3

Just a hunch but I dont know if I trust this

#It surely couldnt be that you mentioned me paying you in foreskin in the first sentence #Asks

[sugarcraftcinemas]

≽^•⩊•^≼ฅ <33

I. um.

@sugarcraftcinemas

Can I help you???? :( These notifications are making me nervous...

[sugarcraftcinemas]

Hi, scary anon here. Did Tumblr eat my asks? Do I need to send more? You’re not ignoring me are you? :)

Also I can scratch any itches you have, if you want.

Hi scary anon! Not at all, your asks are... very seen :') Its just that

Itll take a minute to catch up with all of your... love. ^^;

#Asks

[sugarcraftcinemas]

https://youtu.be/8pSew78EWOE?feature=shared

hi Vinniekins! this video made me think of you <3 thoughts?

Laughed at this. Im happy you thought of me :) My bonsai is actually growing a few aerial roots around now! I like them, theyre pretty

#Send me any and all bonsai content #Asks