DAN: I-I have uh a lot of friends- not a lot but- I can definitely think of like three off hand- who very confidently sing song lyrics and then you know when they get to the point in the song that they don’t remember because they just like look away out the window for no reason. They’re just like, yeah, [singing] Oooh, we’re halfway there! Ooh! Livin’ on a- [stops singing] oh hey what’s over there…?
[both giggling]
ARIN: I actually am guilty of that.
DAN: Oh- everybody- I think everyone is.
ARIN: But if you don’t know the lyrics- shut up.
DAN: Yeah.
ARIN: That’s- I mean-
DAN: Yeah.
ARIN: There you go.
DAN: Or at least like um at least make up some good shit that rhymes. Like- [singing] Ooh! Moisturizing hair!
[both giggling]
ARIN: [singing] Ooh! Ooh is that a bear?
DAN: [singing] Take my h- [cracks up in laughter before continuing to sing] Take my hand and we’ll eat some nice pears!
ARIN: [singing] Ooh! If you dare!
DAN: [singing dramatically] If you fucking dare!
ARIN: [falsetto] Yeah!
DAN: [close to the mic] Eat those pears with bears.
Here’s the finished Detective Arin requested by Suzy, right outta the oven. With a bonus version for those who don’t want a full frontal vaporwave assault on their eyeballs. And a side of Suz-Va shirt. Represent🖤
-Red
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