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[sullivanwtf-blog]

"Good job, you are an inspiration to us all,” Sully nodded as he started stuffing the food into his mouth at the counter of the fast food outlet. He turned around to leave, leaving the work attendants completely baffled, when he ran into someone familiar. “Hey! Did you want something to eat? I bought more wings than one man will ever need.”

#illegallovestart #the gifs i get because of michael are honestly works of art #he's a national treasure

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TEXTS: singing dude

Athena: i LOST MY VOICE???

Sully: check lost and found maybe it's there

#{ &. text ; athena }

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TEXTS: daisy's dude

Jude: Free me from work, to be honest. I broke two lenses today.

Sully: seems like you really need to take your mind off work, huh?

#{ &. text ; jude } #im not up to anything devious... of course not :-)

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TEXTS: Irish dude

Tiernan: I'm a drunk blanket burrito.

Tiernan: love me

Sully: I'm more the drunk taco myself but I can respect that.

Sully: sure

#{ &. text ; tiernan }

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TEXTS: ???

Draco: I broke my guitar strap.

Draco: I might cry.

Sully: I don't know who you are but if you take mine you will be very sorry

Sully: Because I will expect a full five page apology and maybe some flowers idk depends what I feel like on the day

#{ &. text ; draco } #he was gonna threaten but hey that's not his style

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TEXTS: mother dude

Quill: My favorite shirt is covered in glitter and for once it's due to arts and crafts, not work.

Sully: well it's good you don't do arts and crafts for a living if it's getting over your shirt and not whatever you're making, jeez

#{ &. text ; quill }

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“You came down here... and didn’t do your dishes like you’re supposed to.” Sully frowned suspiciously. “I’m fucking with you mate, I really don’t give a shit. I’m just admiring the tats.”

“What are you staring at? Am I not allowed to box in the gym?”

#{ &. chat ; hunter }

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Text: jesus dude

Bill: ok listen up i'm in need for pizza and coffee otherwise i'm gonna go insane

Sully: Coffee? What, are you ill?

#{ &. text ; bill } #idk

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“He’s probably better at me with maths and shit too, let’s be honest. You should be proud of your little nerd.”

“Apparently Elliot’s an overachiever. He’s beginning his Terrible Twos at just eighteen months. He’s becoming quite the little handful.”

#{ &. chat ; philippe }

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“It would only be cute if I was there.”

“Does this island have Pride? It definitely should. Imagine a cute pride celebration day on the beach!”

#{ &. chat ; melody } #what even is this omg

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“Is that some sort of model thing?”

“Hi! Oh my gosh, hi! Sorry, I’m just bursting to tell - someone! I - I got the lead in that musical that’s showing downtown!” She grinned and bounced up and down. “I didn’t tell anyone I was auditioning, ‘cause I’m a little rusty and didn’t think I’d get it but - but you’re looking at the next Elle Woods!”

#{ &. chat ; macy } #sully is stupid don't mind him

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“I don’t know, if he’s kinky he might enjoy it. And I hope you’re not talking about me, right?”

“Is it okay that I replaced his lube with hot sauce or did I over-react a little?”

#{ &. chat ; ariel } #ah suriel #my home away from home

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Text || engaged dude

Dean: So... This wedding stuff is pretty stressful.

Dean: Is there even a difference between pearl white and eggshell white?

Sully: I don't wanna hear anything wedding unless it revolves around a bachelor party or the wedding menu.

#{ &. text ; dean } #HE MEANS THIS WITH AFFECTION

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Yes, I am an expert in that subject and you’ve come to exactly the right person. 

Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

#{ &. chat ; fleur }

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Sully didn’t know what he expected of this dinner, but this wasn’t it. Of course he’d expected Jason to be a little petty, but not this bad. Something was obviously seriously wrong when it was Sully of all people to recognise that things were getting a little out of hand. “It’s fine, babe...” Sully murmured to Ariel with a small smile, putting his hand on hers that sat on his thigh. His eyes looked back over to Jason, and Sully sighed. “Jason, I know we’re not really going to get along, and that’s fine because quite frankly I don’t think I’ missing much. But the point is, we’re not here for each other. We’re here for Ariel. So let’s just... enjoy the night and run the second Ariel raises the flag, yeah?” 

@jasonhunt-ingforcompliments

Pass the Salt || Suriel & Jason

Jason nursed his vodka in a much more respectable and polite manner, sitting easily with correct posture and looking every bit the ‘proper Englishman’ beside Sully, who looked like a stereotypical ‘rebel American’. He shrugged. “Being an asshole is my specialty,” he drawled, before raising an eyebrow. “Although, I do think that causing anybody agony for whatever reason would make that person the biggest asshole,” he commented lightly, though his eyes stared accusingly at Sully.

@arebelwaters

Ariel held the glass in her hand, only going to drink it once Jason made a dig at what she had gone through when her heart had been broken. Putting the now empty glass down with a slight thump, Ariel gave Jason the worst daggers she could whilst remaining somewhat subtle.  “Like you’ve never hurt anyone, accidentally or intentionally.” She said, rolling her eyes as she always did. “Can you back down?” She muttered to Jason, stroking Sully’s thigh as she did so as if subconsciously showing Sul she was on his side. 

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#{ &. para ; ariel } #{ &. para ; jason } #{ &. pass the salt } #I FINALLY FOUND THIS IN MY ACTIVITY IM SO HORRIBLE OMFG

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Sully couldn’t help but grin at Ariel as she very clearly was happy with the choice he made with the shoes. Enough money to buy apples, a lot cheaper than doctors, Sully thought to himself. Trying to keep his composure calm and instead focusing on Ariel’s beautiful grin, he took her to the front of the store to pay for the shoes and get started on the rest of their shopping expedition. 

“Come on babe, just make a decision!” Sully laughed, watching Ariel staring at the shelf and their choices for breakfast. It had been a surprisingly fun day. Sully never thought something as simple as shopping for food would make him happy, but here he was with Ariel, and it was all he was. They were almost done, and given their budget their basket wasn’t to the brim with food, but still Sully waited patiently for his girl to make her choice. “I swear, I’m going to leave without you if you don’t hurry up,” he groaned, although his tone suggested the very opposite was true. 

Tear In My Heart || Suriel

Ariel pushed his shoulder playfully at his remark, before nodding and laughing.

“You know me, always looking at the best outcome.” She smiled sarcastically. “Wait, what do they say about apples?” She frowned with a laugh, the joke and meaning behind it going right over her head. As he choose the shoes, she sighed with relief. “Thank fuck.”

#{ &. tear in my heart } #{ &. para ; ariel } #OKAY 100 YEARS LATE BUT YOU KNOW #TIME TO GET THIS PARA BACK ON TRACK OMG #i decided to time jump bc wow this has taken me forever and i just want this para to get to teh important part omg

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“What are you looking at?” Sully stated in confusion, spinning around as if to see something behind him when the person asked. "Will it bite?"

#illegallovestart #i am so lazy #you can talk about his hair is blue now or maybe there's something else behind him wHO KNOWS #but blue michael is glorious #i love blue michael