I think about this interaction a lot. The grimes reply became a meme out of context and it's never funnier than the original exchange
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Be nice to bi women or die, I'm so serious
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her: i’m coming over you better not be trent reznor spinning in the closer by nin mv when i get there
my dumbass:
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Thank you to @sleepnoises for making the original poll & for giving us the idea to to this :)
Sorry if we couldn’t get your favorite on here, we were limited to only 12 options (11 if you don’t include the “other” option).
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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
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"the trolley problem" really has created this unique sense of learned helplessness when it comes to ethical dilemmas
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SEMEN RETENTION-- WRAPPED!
You conserved 137ml of fluid!
You didn't jack off 140,346,824 times!
The thing that got you most horny was... The rich loam by the river delta!
Your warrior essence grew by 84%! WOW!
The thought that kept you from masturbating the most was... The hard red clay of the valley!
Your male spirit takes the form of the Conquering Lion, and its element is the Roaring Thunder!
If you jerked off now, you could save all of us
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the sea horses, gerhard munthe
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