It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.
Isreli restaurants serving Palestinian cuisine and rebranding it as "Israeli cuisine" is depraved and pathetic. I hope every ounce of za'atar tastes rotten. Check my manakeesh.
“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
"let people enjoy things" has contributed to a significant decrease in snobbery and pretentiousness so now instead of adults with sophisticated tastes we have 32 year olds on tiktok worried about whether or not a 14 year old thinks their jeans are cringe
Absolutely amazing how AO3 is a part of the internet that doesn't sneak in any ads and doesn't have an algorithm and doesn't watch you or record how much time you spend looking at each fic or whatever. It's just right there to use for free. Legend
Again - the chicken theme: Afterparty = jatkot, kot kot = chicken noises. Continues with 'please lay that afterparty' = lay as in lay eggs (edit: it can also mean 'to give birth' and so on)
'I don't want to slow dance' + Celine Dion refer to the custom in Finnish bars and nightclubs, they usually play some slow song/ballad as a last song at 3:30am. That's the time when they flash the lights on as a sign that the place is closing soon (the last call) and it's time to go home. (K is probably referring to My Heart Will Go On as the song but that's only my guess)
'How hard can it be to take that task?' - he's still expecting somebody to arrange the afterparty for him, this one was a bit tricky to translate accurately