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I smoke weed and my dick fall off

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#💀 #mcr

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just grinned at a tree because it was so green. what being inside all day does to a mf

#me fr

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everybody shut up about clubs i dont care

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When will you return to the Forest

When all factories are rubble

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so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

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losing the idgaf war but it's ok because in an hour i'll be winning the idgaf war due to mental illness and mood swings

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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

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please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too

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one thing you’d have to hand it to the british. wanker is such a funny derogatory term to call someone. like don’t trust him bro I heard he’s always jerking his thang messystyle

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I'm suffering in silence BTW just so you know I'm suffering but silently and without letting anyone know just in case you hadn't heard

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sorry my family didn’t teach me that i have a place among others so now i’m weird . sorry

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Humans are born wanderers. Don't tell me you don't wanna veer sharp left off this trail and get lost for 30 days. I fucking know you do, deep down. You love it.