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#hayate the combat butler.....

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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

#sentences that make more sense in a malaysian/singaporean accent

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im having visions about things that dont even friggin matter

#me when i have premonitions but am helpless to change the outcomes

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Can I fucking lie to you real quick 🔥

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little german boy revisits the cave of blüntsmoken! Happy 4/20 ;)

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a second visitor has hit the friend

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Hipster bloggers are just disgusting. I can’t stand them.

#(rdj shock meme) he fucked sherlock in the tardis

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This dark souls 2 skeleton is kinda 🤓 i know he was a bookish one

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Girls will be like “oh I’m just running quick some errands” and then spend all day in the wetlands appreciating the unique flora and fauna

#prev #yeah tigatron

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tumblr are you telling me something

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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me, surrounded by other balding men in tuxedos holding glasses of wine: I'd say this champagne has body... in brut force! *entire room fills with the laughter of my rich intellectual peers*

*the actual me thats trapped in the painting that simulates nightmares after a body swapping wizard decided to enact his cruel will upon me* GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE... GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE

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Call me a bucket full of pennies the way having sex with me is difficult and painful for others