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feng xin can't fly swords for shit so he's forever stuck clutching mu qing's waist on his zhanmadao

#mu qing #tgcf #tgcf mu qing #feng xin #mxtx tgcf #fengqing #tgcf feng xin #tgcf headcanon

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"I'm happy for his highness."

"Yes, they make a good couple, but"

"I just can't watch them!" say both generals in unison.

"Every time I feel like I'm interrupting something" Mu Qing cringes.

Feng Xin feels good and floaty. The inn where he and Mu Qing stopped to continue their mission after visiting His Highness has really great food . He's glad he talked Mu Qing into taking a couple jars of wine for dinner - it's truly unique in this region. The evening is nice and alcohol put general Nan Yang into a playful mood.

"Gege" Feng Xin speaks in a luscious voice making a face.

"San Lang!" Mu Qing picks up on joke quickly squeaking in an unnatural high-pitched voice.

"Gege.... I have something for you"

"Ah San Lang what is it? my three thousandth portrait? how not creepy of you!"

Feng Xin snickers. "Gege!"

"San Lang!" Mu Qing rises slightly unsteadily from his seat. He is a rare sight: general is giggling, his cheeks scarletred , eyes squinted slightly giving off his drunkenness.

"Gege!" Feng Xin reaches out his hands to the god.

"San Lang!" Mu Qing dramatically falls on his lap and as Feng Xin starts making kissy noises at him he bends in two from laughter . Feng Xin's arm wraps around his waist and instinctively pulls him closer.

Mu Qing is heavy and warm, smelling of some herbs and the wine they have drunk. He is in simple robes and his hair is gathered into a low ponytail today.

Feng Xin stares at him mesmerized, absorbing, memorizing. He's holding himself from doing something gentle, something stupid, run his hand through his hair, stroke his side -

"How are you making this face?" the question takes the god by surprise.

"He looks at him with the exact same expression, hahaha!" Mu Qing continues, starting to get up from the general's lap.

And then Feng Xin snaps.

#parodying your lovesick friends may lead to making out with your rival!!!! #you know mu qing started it when he sat on his lap. #tgcf mu qing #mu qing #feng xin #tgcf #mxtx tgcf #fengqing #tgcf feng xin #tgcf headcanon

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im fully convinced fengqing's firsts kiss was actually a make out session that lasted FOR HOURS because both of them thought that if they break the kiss they'd have to talk about what's happening so they preferred keeping their mouths busy

#“the first to break the kiss has to tell about his feelings” both died from dehydration #tgcf #mu qing #tgcf mu qing #feng xin #mxtx tgcf #fengqing #tgcf feng xin #tgcf headcanon

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sure general xuan zhen dresses nicely all expensive robes and shiny armor but every element in his outfits serves to empathize his might and status. shoulder plates make him look broader, neat belt and robes reflect his prideful strict character, simple but elegant embroidery on the sleeves gives away the refined taste of the owner...

he almost never dresses in a way that emphasizes his beauty. but now as he frowns clad in tones of orange, in translucent robes, they echo the slight blush on his cheeks. "not a word about it," he hisses to xie lian and feng xin standing on the other side of a room.

"you look very good!" the prince exclaims awkwardly as feng xin tries to say something, anything.

his gaze slides again and again over the curves of his chest, thin waist, strong legs. magnolia hairpins in his hair, the thin gold chains all over his body ... he feels as if mu qing has hit him on the head again in the celestial capital. the female ghost conjuring his makeup notices the god's confusion and giggles "don't worry dear you look stunning"

"i just want this mission to be over already" mu qing says miserably.

"i don't want this to end any soon" feng xin thinks .

#feng xin is living his concubine mu qing dream fr #tgcf #tgcf mu qing #feng xin #mu qing #mxtx tgcf #fengqing #tgcf feng xin #tgcf headcanon

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some very old stuff

#feng xin #mu qing #tgcf #tgcf mu qing #mxtx tgcf #fengqing #tgcf feng xin

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fq: how do we work through our problems

pei ming: have sex

fq: it didn't work???

pei ming: uhhhh.... proceed until getting better?

modern au fengqing is real because in their world therapy exists while in original universe they just have pei ming and his only advice is to get laid

#jokes aside he is a god of love couole counseling is his expertise

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modern au fengqing is real because in their world therapy exists while in original universe they just have pei ming and his only advice is to get laid

#don't get me started how these love love each other so much they recognize their problems and work on them to be together #tgcf #tgcf mu qing #feng xin #mxtx tgcf #fengqing #mu qing #tgcf feng xin #tgcf headcanon #okay actually pei ming can be a very good friend but he treats them sooooo differently #he kinda bullies fx #mq is his favorite because he finds his long lasting crush very touching #and while mu qing has like million doubts and insecurities feng xin is just annoying and stubborn #i just know mu qing watches this psychology videos on YouTube and tries his best to deal woth his passive aggression

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flower yaois hold a grudge against general xuan zhen

#don’t worry he’ll be rescued soon #mu qing #tgcf #tgcf mu qing #feng xin #mxtx tgcf #fengqing #tgcf feng xin #tgcf headcanon

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feng xin had not seen mu qing for some time, and broke into his chambers having this awful bad feeling in his chest to find general xuan zhen... doing okay? healthy, not in danger, slightly confused and irritated? his normal self? he felt very stupid but was relieved to see the man.

later he'd be telling xie lian this story to get "oh so you've just missed him" in response and had a shortcircuit.

(he missed mu qing. the most annoying smug brat in his life. he missed him and wanted to spend time with him-

oh shit )

#mu qing #tgcf #tgcf mu qing #feng xin #mxtx tgcf #fengqing #tgcf feng xin #tgcf headcanon

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modern au mu qing is always on some meds like antidepressants, antihistamines etc. and it's the exact reason he doesn't drink. he has a cute little(it takes half of his backpack) bag with everything sorted and feng xin has every drug memorized but not their order there so whenever he needs to urgently assist mu qing he makes a mess in panic

#mu qing #tgcf #tgcf mu qing #feng xin #mxtx tgcf #fengqing #tgcf feng xin

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xianle! fq

once other sect disciples stole mu qing's clothes while he was bathing in a nearby river and he spent hours sitting in the icy cold waters untill feng xin found him (a sight of mu qing's bare skin and loose silky hair floating forever in his memory) and lent him his robe.

the next day several guys approached guoshi, noticing strange spots on their hands and body, and the latter said that they were the result of an talisman against theft and asked if they had recently taken someone else's belongings without a permission.

being assholes they were they screamed they didn't need a shit from this beggar accused mu qing of cursing them just to get a harsh response from feng xin who suddenly took mu qing's side (mu qing's heart fluttered but they still fought afterwards)

#mu qing #tgcf #tgcf mu qing #feng xin #mxtx tgcf #fengqing #tgcf feng xin #tgcf headcanon

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True Love <3

(original audio by average_jake_)!

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some of you are sooo pessimistic be real they would probably go through every scenario above before ending up together, undefeatable clown duet

#mu qing #tgcf #tgcf mu qing #feng xin #mxtx tgcf #fengqing

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first time being told to go back to my home country yayyyy

#weeping boy #by a person i almost considered a friend haha #back at home no one would tell me to leave. #you have no idea how happy you are never having to leave everything behind always being tolerated but not accepted #lucky lucky you #you expect me to be always grateful and cheerful and taking all that shit you're giving me #ill never be in the same position as you #and i have to push through it with a cheerful goddamn smile

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our prof be like yeah ofc i can recommend you a cheap place to eat in netherlands and then this place charges us 6€ for a bottle of water

#weeping boy #fuck netherlands??????

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i like aventurine but with that ugly green hat my dude looked like this lorax tumblr sexyman

#hsr aventurine #aventurine #hsr

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#mu qing #tgcf #tgcf mu qing #feng xin #mxtx tgcf #fengqing