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" Life is so unfair because girls dont want me."

                                                          -Elliot Rodger

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apparently i'm going to hell because i laughed at the end of marley and me

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what is frontega lady's name

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fuck my boyfriend for being so cute how am I supposed to be angry at him when he is adorable

#me

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me when i’m wearing new clothes

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The Princess Club

Episode 81

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pizzaforpresident:

diaryoftheblackannefrank:

omg

i love obama

after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

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Best host ever!!

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IM FUCKING DYINg

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I don’t care what anyone says, this was the best moment on TV ever.

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Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever