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This was pretty much based off of a shamchat convo, but with a few modified parts.
The Favorite Dongsaeng
Jin was sitting on his bed when he got a text from the eldest of the maknae line. He opened his phone up, and glanced at the text.
Park Jimin: bro
Kim Seokjin: What?
Park Jimin: i’m bored, entertain me
Kim Seokjin: Capitalize your sentences.
Park Jimin: make me
Kim Seokjin: PARK JIMIN CAPITALIZE YOUR SENTENCES
Park Jimin: NO
Kim Seokjin: There you go, was that so hard?
Park Jimin: wait shit dammit
Park Jimin: yes
Kim Seokjin: It was nice while it lasted. How in the world would I entertain you?
Park Jimin: i dunno, that’s why i was asking you
Kim Seokjin: How about I tell some dad jokes?
Park Jimin: yes
Kim Seokjin: How many apples grown on a tree?
Park Jimin: how many?
Kim Seokjin: All of them
Park Jimin: oh my god
Kim Seokjin: I know. It’s great. I’m not finished though.
Kim Seokjin: What do you call a fat chinned fortune teller?
Park Jimin: what?
Kim Seokjin: A “four-chin” teller
Park Jimin: PFFFF-
Park Jimin: thats a good one ok
Kim Seokjin: It’s a great one. They both were.
Kim Seokjin: I’m amazing.
Park Jimin: worldwide handsome
Park Jimin: all bow down to kim seokjin 
Kim Seokjin: Yes please. I am the Worldwide Handsome. Love me.
Park Jimin: okay, but who’s the second most handsome?
Kim Seokjin: Hmmm… 
Kim Seokjin: I’d say…. 
Kim Seokjin: Taehyung. 
Park Jimin: ….okay you’re right 
Kim Seokjin: I know.
Park Jimin: what about meeeeeeeee?
Kim Seokjin: You’re… The…
Kim Seokjin: …
Park Jimin: hyuuuuung
Kim Seokjin: 5th?
Park Jimin: FIFTH
Kim Seokjin: Yeah
Park Jimin: WHAT
Kim Seokjin: It goes, Me, Taehyung, Jungkook, Namjoon, You, Yoongi, Hoseok.
Park Jimin: i cannot believe this
Kim Seokjin: I can.
Park Jimin: you’re not my favorite hyung anymore hmph
Kim Seokjin: Wait, I was you’re favorite hyung?!
Park Jimin: not anymore
Kim Seokjin: Well, who is it now?
Park Jimin: hmmmm
Park Jimin: namjoon hyung
Kim Seokjin: NAMJOON?! BUT I’M SO MUCH BETTER!
Park Jimin: YOU PUY ME IN FIFTH
Kim Seokjin: I mean, if we were going by how CUTE, then you’d be in 1st. But we WEREN’T.
Park Jimin: wait
Park Jimin: you think I’m the cutest?
Kim Seokjin: Of course I do. Duh.
Park Jimin: okay, you’re my favorite again
Kim Seokjin: Jin, 1. Namjoon, 0. You’re my favorite dongsaeng.
Park Jimin: really???
Kim Seokjin: Yep.
Park Jimin: yaaaaay~
Kim Seokjin: Hey Jimin…
Park Jimin: what?
Kim Seokjin: What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Park Jimin: oh god, what?
Kim Seokjin: Roberto.
Park Jimin: ahahahahaha okay
Kim Seokjin: Wait, I got another one.
Kim Seokjin: What’s brown and sticky?
Park Jimin: what?
Kim Seokjin: A stick.
Park Jimin: oh my god-
Kim Seokjin: I know, I deserve an award.
Park Jimin: you do
Park Jimin: i know the perfect reward
Kim Seokjin: What?
Park Jimin: a kiss from me because i’m adorable
Kim Seokjin: Oh my, that would be the best award!
Park Jimin: wait really?
Kim Seokjin: Yeah, you said it yourself. You’re adorable!
Park Jimin: awwww hyung
Kim Seokjin: Awwww Jimin
Park Jimin: well now i feel all shy-
Kim Seokjin: Why?
Park Jimin: ‘cause i didn’t think you’d actually agree to the kiss
Kim Seokjin: What reason is there not to?
Park Jimin: i dunno
Kim Seokjin: Exactly. Don’t be shy! You’re too cute to be shy!
Park Jimin: ah but you make me feel shy! especially when you call me cute-
Kim Seokjin: Oh, but I can’t stop calling you cute!
Park Jimin: if i’m so cute then can i get a kiss from the most handsome man in the world?
Kim Seokjin: Yes, of course you can!
Park Jimin: yay! hyung’s the sweetest
Kim Seokjin: Aww… You’re much sweeter!
Park Jimin: nu uh, you’re the sweetest~
Kim Seokjin: Pff. Yeah right. You are as sweet as candy.
Park Jimin: yeah? maybe i taste sweet too then
Kim Seokjin: Maybe you do…
Park Jimin: i wouldn’t know, i can’t find out myself
Kim Seokjin: Well… I could find out for you.
Park Jimin: …really?
Kim Seokjin: Yeah. If you gave me a kiss then I could see if you really are as sweet as candy.
Park Jimin: mm, then come here and give me kisses~
Kim Seokjin: Oh, you’re too cute! I can’t handle it!
Park Jimin: awww hyung!~
Kim Seokjin: It’s true! I feel like my heart is gonna explode!
Park Jimin: mine too~
Kim Seokjin: Why would yours explode??
Park Jimin: 'cause you make my heart beat so fast
Kim Seokjin: I bet mine beats faster.
Park Jimin: maaaaybe, maybe not
Kim Seokjin: Definitely. You’re adorable smile makes me mel
tPark Jimin: but your handsome face makes it hard for me to breathe~
Kim Seokjin: The way your eyes shine when you get excited makes my head spin
Park Jimin: the way your smile lights up an entire room makes me feel butterflies in my stomach
Kim Seokjin: The way your hair looks so soft makes me want to card my hands through it all the time
Park Jimin: your lips look so soft and plump it makes me wanna kiss them forever
Kim Seokjin: You’re so small, it makes me want to cuddle you, and smother you in kisses
Park Jimin: you’re so big, it makes me wanna hide in your warmth and snuggle up with you all day
Kim Seokjin: Okay, Now I’m officially dead. You are so sweet!
Park Jimin: you are too hyung, so incredibly sweet!
Kim Seokjin: I know.
Kim Seokjin: You’re sweeter though.
Park Jimin: you still haven’t found out if i taste sweet too~
Kim Seokjin: Well them cover over here. I’m too lazy
Park Jimin: but i want you to come hereeee
Kim Seokjin: But I don’t want to move, and I’m making dinner
.Park Jimin: but i’m all bundled up in my blankets
Kim Seokjin: I’m holding a knife.
Park Jimin: okay don’t come in my room with the knife that’s scary
Kim Seokjin: Exactly. Come here. But I first have to chop the onions
.Park Jimin: fine, fine~ lemme get dressed quick
Kim Seokjin: Okay. 
Jimin giggles softly and throws on an oversized sweater along with some shorts before heading out to the kitchen, immediately moving to hug Jin from behind. “Hi hyung~”
“Watch it, still holding the knife over here!” He set said knife down, before turning around to hug Jimin back.
Jimin playfully rolls his eyes and nuzzles his face into Jin’s chest, muttering softly. “I was careful.”
Jin ruffles Jimin’s hair. “Sure… Want to help me finish up?”
Jimin hums softly and nods a bit, looking up at him. “Only if I get a kiss first.”
Rolling his eyes, Jin leaned down, and placed his lips against Jimin’s.
Jimin giggles and kisses Jin back softly for a moment before pulling away. “Now I’ll help~”
“Good. See that pot over there? Stir it please.” He turned back to the onion he had been cutting.
Jimin grins and moves over to the pot, stirring it. “What are you making hyung?”
He takes the cutting board, and crosses over to where Jimin is, adding the onions to the pot. “I don’t know, thought I’d try something new. I’m going to make Namjoon try it first.”
Jimin laughs softly and nods a bit, continuing to stir the pot. “Sounds good to me, though I’m sure it’ll turn out well.”
Jin smiled. “Thank you. So, how was your day?”
“Mm, boring, but okay. How was yours?” Jimin smiled softly at him.
Jin made his way back to the other counter, and pulled some fruits out of a plastic bag to cut up. Once again he grabbed the knife, after cleaning it. “Mine was pretty much the same way…”
Jimin puffs out his cheeks a bit, glancing over at Jin to watch him. “I’m glad I texted you then, otherwise we both would’ve just been bored all day.”
Jin shook his head. “Nah. Next I would have made Taehyung do a bunch of chores. That would have been fun.”
Jimin laughs softly and playfully rolls his eyes. “Poor Taehyung, I’m definitely glad I texted you then.”
“Hah! You were getting huffy because I said you were the 5th most handsome. What’s this about feeling bad for Tae?”
“Because I’m more handsome then fifth! And I feel bad because he’s my friend. Hmph.” Jimin crosses his arms and huffs
Jin set the fruit down, and walked over to Jimin. He flicked the younger’s forehead. “Sure. Now tell me why you texted me instead of your friend.”
Jimin pouts and whines softly, rubbing his forehead. “Because… I wanted to text you.”
 Jin let out a small laugh, and kissed Jimin’s head, before going back to the fruit. “At least I feel wanted.”
Jimin pouts more. “Of course you’re wanted! Sometimes you’re a pain in my butt, but you’re still my favorite hyung.”
Jin raised an eyebrow. “What did you just say? Now that I think about it… You cursed when you texted me earlier. Care to explain that?”
Jimin bites his lower lip and rubs the back of his neck. “Ah.. Did I? I didn’t mean to it must’ve just slipped out-”
“At least you’re not being an angsty teen like Jungkook. That kid’s going to be the death of me, I swear.”
Jimin giggles softly and shakes his head. “He’s going through a lot hyung, let him be.”
Jin rolled his eyes. “What could he possibly be going through that we haven’t?” He grabbed the knife again, and pointed it at Jimin, eyebrows raised.
Jimin’s eyes widen slightly. “Ah- well.. I just mean, he didn’t really get a childhood… So he’s probably still trying to sort himself out, its hard for him… You know he’s bad with his feelings.”
Jin nodded slightly. “And I understand that. I just wish that he would open up more.” He shrugged, and set the knife back down.
Jimin sighs softly. “He will, just give him time hyung… He just needs some love and time.”
Jin let out a sigh as well. “Yeah, but as the eldest, it’s my job to take care of you guys. Especially him…”
“I know hyung, and you do a great job at it. Just.. Give him time. He’ll come around.” Jimin moves over to Jin to kiss his cheek.
Jin grabbed Jimin by his waist when he was next to him. He hugged the younger tighter. “I suppose…”
Jimin wraps his arms around Jin’s neck and hugs him back tightly, burying his face into his neck. “Just keep giving him love and let him know you’re there for him. I’ve gone through this with him a million times, I promise he’ll come around.”
“Yeah… Okay. Why don’t we finish up in here, and then go do something else, rather than focus on Jungkook completely.” He pulled Jimin tighter.
Jimin giggles softly and nods. “Okay hyung, we can snuggle up if you wanna? I just want more kisses…”
“Yeah….. Anything for my favorite dongsaeng.”
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The Favorite Dongsaeng
Jin was sitting on his bed when he got a text from the eldest of the maknae line. He opened his phone up, and glanced at the text.
Park Jimin: bro
Kim Seokjin: What?
Park Jimin: i'm bored, entertain me
Kim Seokjin: Capitalize your sentences.
Park Jimin: make me
Kim Seokjin: PARK JIMIN CAPITALIZE YOUR SENTENCES
Park Jimin: NO
Kim Seokjin: There you go, was that so hard?
Park Jimin: wait shit dammit
Park Jimin: yes
Kim Seokjin: It was nice while it lasted. How in the world would I entertain you?
Park Jimin: i dunno, that's why i was asking you
Kim Seokjin: How about I tell some dad jokes?
Park Jimin: yes
Kim Seokjin: How many apples grown on a tree?
Park Jimin: how many?
Kim Seokjin: All of them
Park Jimin: oh my god
Kim Seokjin: I know. It's great. I'm not finished though.
Kim Seokjin: What do you call a fat chinned fortune teller?
Park Jimin: what?
Kim Seokjin: A "four-chin" teller
Park Jimin: PFFFF-
Park Jimin: thats a good one ok
Kim Seokjin: It's a great one. They both were.
Kim Seokjin: I'm amazing.
Park Jimin: worldwide handsome
Park Jimin: all bow down to kim seokjin 
Kim Seokjin: Yes please. I am the Worldwide Handsome. Love me.
Park Jimin: okay, but who's the second most handsome?
Kim Seokjin: Hmmm... 
Kim Seokjin: I'd say.... 
Kim Seokjin: Taehyung. 
Park Jimin: ....okay you're right 
Kim Seokjin: I know.
Park Jimin: what about meeeeeeeee?
Kim Seokjin: You're... The...
Kim Seokjin: ...
Park Jimin: hyuuuuung
Kim Seokjin: 5th?
Park Jimin: FIFTH
Kim Seokjin: Yeah
Park Jimin: WHAT
Kim Seokjin: It goes, Me, Taehyung, Jungkook, Namjoon, You, Yoongi, Hoseok.
Park Jimin: i cannot believe this
Kim Seokjin: I can.
Park Jimin: you're not my favorite hyung anymore hmph
Kim Seokjin: Wait, I was you're favorite hyung?!
Park Jimin: not anymore
Kim Seokjin: Well, who is it now?
Park Jimin: hmmmm
Park Jimin: namjoon hyung
Kim Seokjin: NAMJOON?! BUT I'M SO MUCH BETTER!
Park Jimin: YOU PUY ME IN FIFTH
Kim Seokjin: I mean, if we were going by how CUTE, then you'd be in 1st. But we WEREN'T.
Park Jimin: wait
Park Jimin: you think I'm the cutest?
Kim Seokjin: Of course I do. Duh.
Park Jimin: okay, you're my favorite again
Kim Seokjin: Jin, 1. Namjoon, 0. You're my favorite dongsaeng.
Park Jimin: really???
Kim Seokjin: Yep.
Park Jimin: yaaaaay~
Kim Seokjin: Hey Jimin...
Park Jimin: what?
Kim Seokjin: What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Park Jimin: oh god, what?
Kim Seokjin: Roberto.
Park Jimin: ahahahahaha okay
Kim Seokjin: Wait, I got another one.
Kim Seokjin: What's brown and sticky?
Park Jimin: what?
Kim Seokjin: A stick.
Park Jimin: oh my god-
Kim Seokjin: I know, I deserve an award.
Park Jimin: you do
Park Jimin: i know the perfect reward
Kim Seokjin: What?
Park Jimin: a kiss from me because i'm adorable
Kim Seokjin: Oh my, that would be the best award!
Park Jimin: wait really?
Kim Seokjin: Yeah, you said it yourself. You're adorable!
Park Jimin: awwww hyung
Kim Seokjin: Awwww Jimin
Park Jimin: well now i feel all shy-
Kim Seokjin: Why?
Park Jimin: 'cause i didn't think you'd actually agree to the kiss
Kim Seokjin: What reason is there not to?
Park Jimin: i dunno
Kim Seokjin: Exactly. Don't be shy! You're too cute to be shy!
Park Jimin: ah but you make me feel shy! especially when you call me cute-
Kim Seokjin: Oh, but I can't stop calling you cute!
Park Jimin: if i'm so cute then can i get a kiss from the most handsome man in the world?
Kim Seokjin: Yes, of course you can!
Park Jimin: yay! hyung's the sweetest
Kim Seokjin: Aww... You're much sweeter!
Park Jimin: nu uh, you're the sweetest~
Kim Seokjin: Pff. Yeah right. You are as sweet as candy.
Park Jimin: yeah? maybe i taste sweet too then
Kim Seokjin: Maybe you do...
Park Jimin: i wouldn't know, i can't find out myself
Kim Seokjin: Well... I could find out for you.
Park Jimin: ...really?
Kim Seokjin: Yeah. If you gave me a kiss then I could see if you really are as sweet as candy.
Park Jimin: mm, then come here and give me kisses~
Kim Seokjin: Oh, you're too cute! I can't handle it!
Park Jimin: awww hyung!~
Kim Seokjin: It's true! I feel like my heart is gonna explode!
Park Jimin: mine too~
Kim Seokjin: Why would yours explode??
Park Jimin: 'cause you make my heart beat so fast
Kim Seokjin: I bet mine beats faster.
Park Jimin: maaaaybe, maybe not
Kim Seokjin: Definitely. You're adorable smile makes me mel
tPark Jimin: but your handsome face makes it hard for me to breathe~
Kim Seokjin: The way your eyes shine when you get excited makes my head spin
Park Jimin: the way your smile lights up an entire room makes me feel butterflies in my stomach
Kim Seokjin: The way your hair looks so soft makes me want to card my hands through it all the time
Park Jimin: your lips look so soft and plump it makes me wanna kiss them forever
Kim Seokjin: You're so small, it makes me want to cuddle you, and smother you in kisses
Park Jimin: you're so big, it makes me wanna hide in your warmth and snuggle up with you all day
Kim Seokjin: Okay, Now I'm officially dead. You are so sweet!
Park Jimin: you are too hyung, so incredibly sweet!
Kim Seokjin: I know.
Kim Seokjin: You're sweeter though.
Park Jimin: you still haven't found out if i taste sweet too~
Kim Seokjin: Well them cover over here. I'm too lazy
Park Jimin: but i want you to come hereeee
Kim Seokjin: But I don't want to move, and I'm making dinner
.Park Jimin: but i'm all bundled up in my blankets
Kim Seokjin: I'm holding a knife.
Park Jimin: okay don't come in my room with the knife that's scary
Kim Seokjin: Exactly. Come here. But I first have to chop the onions
.Park Jimin: fine, fine~ lemme get dressed quick
Kim Seokjin: Okay. 
Jimin giggles softly and throws on an oversized sweater along with some shorts before heading out to the kitchen, immediately moving to hug Jin from behind. "Hi hyung~"
"Watch it, still holding the knife over here!" He set said knife down, before turning around to hug Jimin back.
Jimin playfully rolls his eyes and nuzzles his face into Jin's chest, muttering softly. "I was careful."
Jin ruffles Jimin's hair. "Sure... Want to help me finish up?"
Jimin hums softly and nods a bit, looking up at him. "Only if I get a kiss first."
Rolling his eyes, Jin leaned down, and placed his lips against Jimin’s.
Jimin giggles and kisses Jin back softly for a moment before pulling away. "Now I'll help~"
"Good. See that pot over there? Stir it please." He turned back to the onion he had been cutting.
Jimin grins and moves over to the pot, stirring it. "What are you making hyung?"
He takes the cutting board, and crosses over to where Jimin is, adding the onions to the pot. "I don't know, thought I'd try something new. I'm going to make Namjoon try it first."
Jimin laughs softly and nods a bit, continuing to stir the pot. "Sounds good to me, though I'm sure it'll turn out well."
Jin smiled. "Thank you. So, how was your day?"
"Mm, boring, but okay. How was yours?" Jimin smiled softly at him.
Jin made his way back to the other counter, and pulled some fruits out of a plastic bag to cut up. Once again he grabbed the knife, after cleaning it. "Mine was pretty much the same way..."
Jimin puffs out his cheeks a bit, glancing over at Jin to watch him. "I'm glad I texted you then, otherwise we both would've just been bored all day."
Jin shook his head. "Nah. Next I would have made Taehyung do a bunch of chores. That would have been fun."
Jimin laughs softly and playfully rolls his eyes. "Poor Taehyung, I'm definitely glad I texted you then."
"Hah! You were getting huffy because I said you were the 5th most handsome. What's this about feeling bad for Tae?"
"Because I'm more handsome then fifth! And I feel bad because he's my friend. Hmph." Jimin crosses his arms and huffs
Jin set the fruit down, and walked over to Jimin. He flicked the younger's forehead. "Sure. Now tell me why you texted me instead of your friend."
Jimin pouts and whines softly, rubbing his forehead. "Because... I wanted to text you."
 Jin let out a small laugh, and kissed Jimin's head, before going back to the fruit. "At least I feel wanted."
Jimin pouts more. "Of course you're wanted! Sometimes you're a pain in my butt, but you're still my favorite hyung."
Jin raised an eyebrow. "What did you just say? Now that I think about it... You cursed when you texted me earlier. Care to explain that?"
Jimin bites his lower lip and rubs the back of his neck. "Ah.. Did I? I didn't mean to it must've just slipped out-"
"At least you're not being an angsty teen like Jungkook. That kid's going to be the death of me, I swear."
Jimin giggles softly and shakes his head. "He's going through a lot hyung, let him be."
Jin rolled his eyes. "What could he possibly be going through that we haven't?" He grabbed the knife again, and pointed it at Jimin, eyebrows raised.
Jimin's eyes widen slightly. "Ah- well.. I just mean, he didn't really get a childhood... So he's probably still trying to sort himself out, its hard for him... You know he's bad with his feelings."
Jin nodded slightly. "And I understand that. I just wish that he would open up more." He shrugged, and set the knife back down.
Jimin sighs softly. "He will, just give him time hyung... He just needs some love and time."
Jin let out a sigh as well. "Yeah, but as the eldest, it's my job to take care of you guys. Especially him..."
"I know hyung, and you do a great job at it. Just.. Give him time. He'll come around." Jimin moves over to Jin to kiss his cheek.
Jin grabbed Jimin by his waist when he was next to him. He hugged the younger tighter. "I suppose..."
Jimin wraps his arms around Jin's neck and hugs him back tightly, burying his face into his neck. "Just keep giving him love and let him know you're there for him. I've gone through this with him a million times, I promise he'll come around."
"Yeah... Okay. Why don't we finish up in here, and then go do something else, rather than focus on Jungkook completely." He pulled Jimin tighter.
Jimin giggles softly and nods. "Okay hyung, we can snuggle up if you wanna? I just want more kisses...”
“Yeah..... Anything for my favorite dongsaeng.”
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We gotta make sure we don’t myths any good puns.
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This is pretty amazing.
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HAHA! I LOVE THE FACE!
Happy Friday!🏳️‍🌈 Ready to party?🏳️‍🌈 What’s your plan?🏳️‍🌈 I’m gonna radiant rainbow on the dance floor this weekend! 🏳️‍🌈
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Oh. I am so using this in one of my stories!!!
Search up the meanings and symbolism for 3 flowers and write a story based on the meanings
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Wow I’m so sad...
Today was the last performance of the play I was in... It was so much fun, and I made a ton of new friends! I wish I could do it all over again... Especially now that we’re all like one huge family.
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