[A video is attatched, presumably recorded last night]
[Beau is squinting, seemingly placing the camera into someone's hands.]
๐๐ค: Yeah, like that. Get whoever's talking inside of that frame. Just try to pretend I'm letting ya play around with that like it's a MetaPad and you're my son I don't givacrap about, you get me?~
[A Mawile's chirping can be heard in response. Beau smiles and gives double thumbs up, meanwhile Jace walks across the frame behind her. Beau pulls back to look at him which now makes it clear he's pacing in circles.]
๐๐ค: D'ya want me to get Skitty?
๐งต๐ฅ: I'm NOT gonna CUDDLE MY SKITTY when I'm giving him the DISTORTION REALM SPAWN COOKIES!!
[Beau shrugs and walks towards him.]
๐๐ค: I don't mind, he probably doesn't mind, he likes you!
๐งต๐ฅ: No, no he's gonna hate meee, he hates meee...
[Then, the sound of metal doors being kicked open. Jace makes a little squeak sound. The camera turns to a man stretching one of his shoulders, an Absol's horn bobbing along at the bottom of the frame.]
[He has hair dyed striking colors and a long red coat. Definitely stands out, but in contrast to his lackeys, he talks very calmly.]
๐ฆ๐บ: I'm back, anything blow up while I was gone? Heheh.
๐๐ค: Fortunately no, bossman!
๐งต๐ฅ: Nuh-nothing at all, mister-the-boss!
[He smiles and shakes his head.]
๐ฆ๐บ: I thought I told you guys, the formality's unnecessary.
[Jace seems embarassed then takes a quick peek at the camera, perhaps he's used to talking the boss up in front of other people.]
[An Espurr floats by the boss's head. He catches her in the air and drops the large metal pipe he was holding in his other hand to clatter in the ground. Right, criminals...]
๐งต๐ฅ: A-ah, right, UHHHM so Casey! We have a uh suprise. foryouu.
๐ฆ๐บ: Hm?
[The boss puts Espurr in the ball and follows Jace's awkward shuffle with his hands in his pockets.]
๐๐ค: We were looking for fun ways to show appreciation for our boss!
๐งต๐ฅ: So I made ahem. uh I made cookies.
๐ฆ๐บ: Really? Never envisioned you firey boys trying something like baking, hah!
[He smiles and punches Jace's shoulder playfully. Jace blushes visibly.]
๐งต๐ฅ: AHAYEAH WELLABOutthatuh-
๐๐ค: Yeah, you'd think it would limit our creativity, or be super boring yaknow? But Jace was kinda adamant on the cookies idea for whatever reason, so... we kinda had the idea to-
[The two of them freeze when they see the boss has now locked eyes with the tray of... uh, "cookies".]
๐งต๐ฅ: theeee distortion-realm-spawn cookies!~~*
๐๐ค: With crowdsourced ingredient portions!
๐ฆ๐บ: Huh.
[The three sit around a table.]
๐ฆ๐บ: Crowdsourced, huh? Like all the Riders voted on it?
๐๐ค: ...Sure, yeah!
๐งต๐ฅ: They have Capsakid seeds in them, forwarning. A lot, actually! And like, tons of salt too. I, uh... might as well have one first since I made this whole mess in the first place. You don't have to have any if you don't wanna, misterbossman...
[Jace picks up one of the charred disks and looks at it, bracing himself, while the other two go for a bite.]
๐๐ค: Ahh, cmon Jace, don't beat yourself up-
[The spice startles Beau and makes her choke a little. She gives reassuring thumbs up and strained smile to Jace before holding back a cough. The boss looks at her with confusion while chewing his.]
[The boss then does something unthinkable... He takes a second bite. Jace drops his cookie and stares. Beau watches him do this and is sent further into a coughing fit.]
๐งต๐ฅ: ...
๐งต๐ฅ: ...What are you doing
๐ฆ๐บ: Uh. Eating, how about you?
๐งต๐ฅ: You... you like it?
[He finishes the cookie. Thinks on it for a second. Nods and takes a second one.]
๐๐ค: Like- ACK. Like actually?
๐งต๐ฅ: Wuh. Why on earth... um, wh-what'cha like about it?
[Jace is looking at him like he's a freak. He shrugs.]
๐ฆ๐บ: Don't see the issue. It's very flavorful. Thanks for this, Jace! Maybe char it even blacker next time, y'know?
[Jace stares at his boss with shock, then concern, then slight disgust.]
๐ฆ๐บ: So, how do we wanna split these?
๐งต๐ฅ: You c- you can... have them. All.
๐๐ค: Mhm!
๐ฆ๐บ: Haha! Fine by me.
[Jace finally settles on "relief" for what he's feeling and lets out a sigh. He looks at Beau with an "I'm gonna go sit in a hole for 10 hours now" kind of look. Xe doesn't seem to object. End video.]
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