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chvmeleonisms-blog · 7 years
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[ text >> bex ✨ ]: I got hungry on my way back from Ruby’s bday [ text >> bex ✨ ]: so i got chicken 😊 [ text >> bex ✨ ]: and ate it while i cried [ text >> bex ✨ ]: then i realized i can do THREE things instead of two at once [ text >> bex ✨ ]: and well you know [ text >> bex ✨ ]: i fell asleep with shower still on, woke up after an hour because i was cold, finished my chicken but was still too drunk to throw the bucket out lol [ text >> bex ✨ ]: what a night. 😹
[ TEXT >> @xbubbleheart ]: You ate chicken while crying in the shower??? [ TEXT >> Lyds 🍭💕 ]: Lydia I swear to god [ TEXT >> Lyds 🍭💕 ]: Why were you even crying OMG 😂 [ TEXT >> Lyds 🍭💕 ]: You’re the cutest but also??? [ TEXT >> Lyds 🍭💕 ]: Do you need an Advil or maybe five [ TEXT >> Lyds 🍭💕 ]: LOL 😂
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chvmeleonisms-blog · 7 years
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(lydia) ❛ I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it. ❜
[ TEXT >> @xbubbleheart ]: Well I mean, that’s better than drugs, right?[ TEXT >> Lyds 🍭💕 ]: But seriously Lyds, wtf were you doing with 50 condoms???[ TEXT >> Lyds 🍭💕 ]: Did you give them to the guards with a wink and tell them to use them on you? 😂😂😂[ TEXT >> Lyds 🍭💕 ]: JK[ TEXT >> Lyds 🍭💕 ]: Sort of. 😂[ TEXT >> Lyds 🍭💕 ]: ...Can I have some?[ TEXT >> Lyds 🍭💕 ]: I have to go cockblock a friend, and if all else fails, I at least want her to be safe 😂
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chvmeleonisms-blog · 7 years
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(lydia) [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if they don’t realize it, it’s their loss
[ TEXT >> @xbubbleheart 🍭💕 ]: This coming from the girl with literally the nicest hair I’ve ever seen?[ TEXT >> Lyds 🍭💕 ]: I’m flattered[ TEXT >> Lyds 🍭💕 ]: Know what, though? Fuck it[ TEXT >> Lyds 🍭💕 ]: I’ve got my friends, I know who has my back and who really matters[ TEXT >> Lyds 🍭💕 ]: Fuck the rest of them
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