#–𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 🦣

[murdrdocs]

repressed and desperately horny luke who has never seen a porn video vs new to camp reader who used to be able to watch it whenever they wanted but now can't even flick the bean in peace

oh and maybe reader who gives Luke a dirty polaroid or two they've been hiding before they leave camp for the fall

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🦣 anon strikes again omg. this concept actually makes me all giddy i want it to be something Bigger hence the informal format but just follow me here okay.

just thinking about ya'll finding each other in a moment of need. fate, really, if either of you believed in the concept. you, grumpy and insatiable from lack of proper sexual satisfaction, and luke, knowing he's feeling something but he doesn't know how to expel the need. sure he jacks off sometime, but not nearly as much as a guy of his age usually would.

so there you are, grumbling about, eyes narrowed, mimicking the behavior of ares kids (your possible siblings but it's anyone's guess at this point) and luke just has to go and be the mediator, asking what's got you so down. of course, you're wound up so tight, and a little grateful that someone your age has asked the question because you can finally tell the truth.

out comes your dirty secrets. your longing for peace and quiet to get off. your slightly remorseful nature because you had no idea that you were that reliant on pornography to help you out. and luke is just standing there, ears reddening as he suddenly finds the trees behind you incredibly interesting.

but luke is a Problem Solver, so he awkwardly has a suggestion for you. "the showers right before the bonfire are usually pretty deserted. and for your ..." he scratches a nonexistent itch behind his ear. "other problem, my brothers have some old magazines i could lend to you."

you snort, arms folding as you pretend to be disinterested. but really anything would satiate you at this point. "what are they? women on motorcycles? maybe an old playboy mag?"

luke shrugs. "dunno. never seen 'em."

and it takes you a second. a really long, tense, and warm (for luke) second where you eye him up. noticing his stance, taking in his clipped words, how he said them. and it occurs to you that little demigod luke, having been at camp half blood since 14, has never seen what the world has to offer in the pornography department. or if he has, he hasn't seen the porn of today.

and unfortunately, it's impossible for you to fix his issue in naivety. there are no phones in camp and even if there were, you don't think the service out here would be all too good. which leaves you to improvise.

you do end up getting the mags from the hermes boys, critiquing their selection with a scrutinized glare at the pages, flicking through them with the edge of your shirt to avoid any remnants. and then you report back to luke, telling him to give them a look, prefacing it by telling him that things now are much more entertaining. slyly hinting at your ears being open if he wanted to give his opinion.

which, he does. standing awfully close to you at the bonfire one night, body turned just a little so he can speak lowly.

"there's ... things better than that out there?"

you nod, affirming his statement while attempting to hide a small smile. the magazines were barely pornography in your eyes, women in manufactured poses to appeal to men. skin artificially smoothed, their cunts shockingly dry, their poses so meticulous. it lacked the emotion and desire that you enjoyed to watch.

and poor luke didn't even know the half of it.

at least you do introduce him to what he could be consuming just before you leave camp that summer, sliding him two polaroids you'd managed to take.

one of you in the showers, body littered with clumps of suds. your skin shining from the overhead light which gleams from the water along your body. it's taken from a low angle, the side of your backside being the main focal point with your tits at the top just barely making the cut.

and then the other is much more lewd, showing luke what the magazines should have. you, on your back in a camp bed, wearing nothing but your standard issued shirt which is bunched up around the waist. your free hand is between your spread thighs, two fingers clearly singled out to spread your lips and reveal just how wet and shiny your cunt is. and after one of his many sessions of getting off over it, the post nut clarity manifests as hyper analyzing for luke.

he notices the familiar pair of shoes off to the corner, the pillowcase he had one of his brothers sneak in last summer, the stain he's never been able to get out of his fitted sheet.

and suddenly the picture has new meaning for him.

#this is just a brain dump #but im so excited abt this concept #i couldnt help it #plz forgive me #lukesworld! #luke castellan x reader #–𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 🦣 #luke castellan smut

[murdrdocs]

oh werk! so basically now I'm imagining giving him a hj just so you can lick his cum off of his stomach (and make him hard again from the sight teehee)

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explicit sexual content; fem!reader; MDNI ; oh 🦣 anon u get it so so bad

thinking about it being a situation that you proposed, which makes it even better for luke. his girl, so obsessed with pleasing him, that she begged to jerk him off. just to feel the weight and warmth of him in your hand. to watch his tip leak out more and more precum from the stimulation, until the red got so angry and prominent and he twitches and shoots cum up onto his abdomen.

you've been sitting on your heels beside him to watch. eyes so trained on your hand pumping him that it seems like it's your first time in this position. but it's not. you just never get tired of it all.

luke has a hand on your thigh through it all, gently running his palm up and down your skin as he closes his eyes and lets you pleasure him. murmuring out small praises under his breath, and then slightly louder warnings of his impending orgasm.

and when he opened his eyes as he came down, you were already leaning up. he let his hand trail up and rest on the curve of your back as you pressed your hands and knees into the surface beneath you. he watched as you leaned forward and down, sticking your tongue out the closer you got to the cum stuck in his tensed abs.

"what're you–" his question remains unfinished, and it doesn't need an answer as the tip of your tongue digs into the divot along the center of his abdomen, licking up a long white stripe until it coats the pointed end of your pink muscle. he watches you take it into your mouth, swallow, and then do it all over again.

his cock was softening before then, but watching you clean him up and turn a task he usually despised into something worthwhile, has his hardening again. his hand strokes the back of your head a little as his hips twitch up.

"you like cleaning me up, angel?" his words are a soft tease, but you look up at him with serious eyes as you take the last bit of cum into your mouth.

you take a second to swallow before responding.

"of course."

#lukesworld! #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan x you #luke castellan smut #celeste’s chats #–𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 🦣

[murdrdocs]

OMG YOU CROCHET TOO?! BESTIE !!! SHOW US!!!

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here it is! it’s freehanded and made from scrap yarn (which has yet to be tucked) so excuse any mistakes and the color scheme plz

#celeste’s chats #–𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 🦣 #and excuse my dye job it’s good in person

[murdrdocs]

who will I send my horny Luke Castellan thoughts to if you go on hiatus (jk it's ur blog do what you want but also not jk where will I put those thots)

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we would snail mail it. send postcards and letters back and forth. have to wait days to weeks for responses from each other.

#it'll be like ww2 #when ppl would send smutty letters back and forth #celeste’s chats #–𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 🦣

[murdrdocs]

can I request a spoiler free review of challengers pretty pls

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ofc ur getting one from me and my bsf:

me - 4.5/5 stars. i had one complaint but its gone. the acting was !!! so so so good. and the storyline literally had me hooked i dropped my phone in the crack like 20 mins in but even if that didn’t happen i would’ve watched the screen the entire time. we’re going for round 2 tmrw

bsf - 5/5 stars for rn (might change when days pass). patrick is surprisingly hot (to her). 10/10 acting for all of them. written well and executed well (we loveee luca <- my note) the score EATS. she also says this is one of the movies where she didn’t feel the urge to pick up her phone at all

#/chats #–𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 🦣

[murdrdocs]

I vote for Pedro Pascal in too tight shirts (narcos)

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no one told me abt the too tight shirts. this just made my decision for me thank u 🦣 anon

#/chats #–𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 🦣

[murdrdocs]

you having had a mike wheeler era just proves to me that all hot girls have had a crush on finn wolfhard at one point or another

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i’ve had three separate finn phases 😣 he got me three times man

#but ur right! #that was actually my high school bio final topic #(i’m lying) #/chats #–𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 🦣

[murdrdocs]

https://www.tumblr.com/murdrdocs/744877107784613888/bi-loser-luke-is-the-most-clueless-mf-around?source=share

"he thinks sending looks and saying “good morning” is flirting. and he gets so upset bc “i’m playing both teams and still single”"

bi loser Luke is so me coded & I need him so bad

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real actually

link

#/chats #–𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 🦣

[murdrdocs]

WAIT

mandatory question: what godly parent do you hc that you descend from?

— 🦣 in either cabin 9 or 10

i never quite figured it out so i took a quiz just now and got hecate and i can see it so that's what we're going w

but if we're talking the original 11 (? or was it 12 ? idk) cabins then ... probably hermes bc of the whole "jack of all trades, master of none" thing

#/chats #–𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 🦣

[murdrdocs]

best of luck with healing your belly button piercing bestie 🫡

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thanks bc i’m deff gonna need it 😣

#i scar easy #celeste’s chats #–𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 🦣

[murdrdocs]

https://www.tumblr.com/murdrdocs/742515009483096065/once-again-sad-bc-i-dont-wear-clothes-the-way?source=share

You are so real for this like idk if it's gender envy bc I'm cos and I've thought about it a lot, I do not want to be a dude (and I don't think I want to be absent from the gender binary either?) but like... At least once a month I see a dude and go "I want the swag he has, in the way he has it"

— 🦣 sorry for getting all up in my feelings but I felt that sm

real real real !! u get me so bad bc i dont think its gender envy bc i love being a girl, im comfortable w she/her pronouns, and lots of my identity if linked to the parts that make me feminine/my fem identity. but there is sometimes where im just like ... hm

#celeste’s chats #–𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 🦣

[murdrdocs]

ALERT ALERT CELESTE JUST DROPPED TWO LUKE FICS THAT HAVE ME ON MY KNEES AND BARKING!!

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THANKS POOKIE BEAR !!

#done for the night #celeste’s chats #–𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 🦣

[murdrdocs]

you are so real for this celeste god bless you

https://www.tumblr.com/murdrdocs/741361692758392832/suggestive-content-major-age-gap-femreader?source=share

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so glad others see the vision

link (tumblr)

#celeste’s chats #–𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 🦣

[murdrdocs]

the problem with me now having an anon sign off is that you know how often I send you asks now lmaooo

anyways idk if you're like astrology at all but if you do what do you think luke's sun sign would be? no pressure if you have no thoughts on this I just think it's a fun prompt! 🫶

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i unfortunately know nothing abt astrology but i want to open the floor to discussion !

#celeste’s chats #luke castellan #–𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 🦣

[murdrdocs]

when did you start crushing on our dear timothee and why do you think your crush on/love for him stands so strong to this day? (not a shady question, im just a gemini moon and want to know everything)

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oh 🦣 anon i love this question sm!!

i started liking timmy when i was 11/12 i think? no older than 13 that's for sure and for context im 19 now. i dont have a specific moment or day for when i started liking him, which i hate, but its just like one day i didnt know him and then the next i was infatuated. (i initially started liking him bc i had just started learning french and i knew him as the french actor so naturally i was drawn to him)

and i think it's so strong to this day bc i admire him as a person and as an actor. i think he's a phenomenal actor and the older i get, the more love i have for the arts, acting and anything theater/film/tv specifically. since 2019 ive been seeing his movies in theaters and each year i grow as a person and im able to appreciate more for his artistry and how hard he works. so long story short: i think i look up to him sm that it transfers into my love for him.

thanks for asking 😁

also ... i kind of have gender envy for him?? idk if that's the right phrase but that also definitely contributes to my love for him 😔

#i love him sb its actually a little sickening #/chats #–𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 🦣

[murdrdocs]

I have a dumb question 🧍‍♀️ and I'm asking you bc I dont want to Google it

what is challengers, like what is the plot

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glad u asked. basically all we (i? maybe) know is that it’s about this insanely good tennis player named tashi duncan (wrong spelling probably) (played by zendaya) and she’s amazzinggg like. but then she suffers a major injury and her career ends early 😟

however pre injury she meets these two male tennis players, art donaldson (played by mike faist) and some other guy who’s name i don’t know (played by josh o’connor). they have a three way, and a love triangle (im assuming). tashi ends up dating one of them and then marries the other later on in life (also assuming). now it’s tennis season and both guys want tashi to train them (i think), but she ends up training her husband (blonde guy on my blog aka mike faist aka art donaldson).

and that’s all we know rn 😁

#/chats #–𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 🦣