#‘is that the—‘ ‘12ft tall Home Depot skeleton? why yes it is’

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Everyone welcome my new son, Gary

#insert that devil wears prada meme here #‘is that the—‘ ‘12ft tall Home Depot skeleton? why yes it is’ #he was a birthday gift from s. the man truly knows me #he was a bitch to put together though so he will be staying up at least through christmas. we’ll put him in a Santa hat & wrap him in lights #also just his leg is taller than me #anyway we love him and he will be featured on our holiday card this year #my life