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#“so you're okay with drinking the milk of literal animals that eat grass but not the milk of other humans?”
sol-consort
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2 months
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Did the aliens think it's weird that we drink other animals' milk
#like I see them understanding eating the eggs them meat
#all other predetors do the same
#but MILK?
#the thing ment for babies?
#we drink it yes
#literally no other grown predetor hunts animals for their milk like humans do
#so there is a chance none of the aliens ever considered drinking their local mammals milk
#while we are here...milking the cows and goats
#even nuts
#“oh human what are you drinking?”
#“oh you know just milk. we ran out of cereal”
#“may I try? I've always wondered about human milk”
#“ew fuck no it's not human milk! dude don't be gross.”
#“...then whose milk is it?”
#“cows.”
#“that...cattle animal you humans keep in farms...you drink animal milk? the one meant for their babies? you milked those animals?”
#“yeah pretty much.”
#“so you're okay with drinking the milk of literal animals that eat grass but not the milk of other humans?”
#“exactly”
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