#“oh human what are you drinking?”

[sol-consort]

Did the aliens think it's weird that we drink other animals' milk

#like I see them understanding eating the eggs them meat #all other predetors do the same #but MILK? #the thing ment for babies? #we drink it yes #literally no other grown predetor hunts animals for their milk like humans do #so there is a chance none of the aliens ever considered drinking their local mammals milk #while we are here...milking the cows and goats #even nuts #“oh human what are you drinking?” #“oh you know just milk. we ran out of cereal” #“may I try? I've always wondered about human milk” #“ew fuck no it's not human milk! dude don't be gross.” #“...then whose milk is it?” #“cows.” #“that...cattle animal you humans keep in farms...you drink animal milk? the one meant for their babies? you milked those animals?” #“yeah pretty much.” #“so you're okay with drinking the milk of literal animals that eat grass but not the milk of other humans?” #“exactly”

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Wait-

What about your Human AU, when does Eddie get into the lake?!

uhhhh *rolls dice* the group gets Shitfaced™️ and Eddie wakes up on a partially flooded raft in the middle of yeah, the lake <3 no idea how he got there <3

#lake's too big to be able to swim to shore so he has to awkwardly paddle the inflatable raft #everybody else is scattered around #barnaby is in a tree. wally is cuddling a raccoon. frank is draped over a tall boulder. julie is buried up to her neck. etc #it was a wild night and no one recalls what happened but sally now owns a horse #also eddie wakes up in full drag. he was Not in drag when the night started #rambles from the bog #wh modern human au #the gang doesnt normally go out to drink bc julie always ropes them into a drinking game #poppy Was the designated driver but then they were all like 'ohhh we can get an uber if you want One margarita or somethn' #but poppy has Major lightweight vibes #so that one margarita got her tispy enough to be like 'screw it get me another' and next thing you know! #they're all singing impromptu karaoke on the street corner #& waking up by a random lake in a forest they do Not recognize <3 #oh or maybe eddie wakes up in an inner tube #like his arms are draped over the sides and thats the only thing keeping him from slippin under the water #when he gets to the shore his wig & shoes are gone. his dress is soaked. his makeup is a smeared running mess. hungover as hell #frank has never been more attracted to a man in their life <3

[minimujina]

the stimmies and the shimmies !

hi i wrote a self-indulgent drabble about kuni (wanderer) where u do some happy stimming and he wants to know why!!

ᴄᴡ. written with a neurodivergent reader in mind, but anyone can read and relate as stimming is not at all exclusive to neurodivergency :] i do not at all wish to encourage harmful stereotypes or put this behavior on a pedestal—this is simply a silly happy drabble building from my own personal experiences and i wanted to share it for anyone to enjoy!!

ᴀ/ɴ. happy flappy happy flappy flip flop flappy pap :D also this actually turned out to be really cute and doesnt only have to do with stimming—its very fluffy and funny and i really like the dialogue!! not super proofread and im very proud of myself for not hoarding this in my drafts for months!! im really happy that it only took me an evening to write this!! WEEEE

“…why are you flapping your hands?”

you stopped moving abruptly, staring at the wanderer with a blank face, expression unreadable.

it took you a moment to get the words out (because he was staring at you expectantly with his arms crossed, and that was rather intimidating), but you managed to squeak them by after some self-encouragement.

“well… im happy.”

kunikuzushi seemed to scrutinize you for a moment, and you were afraid that this had only given him another reason to dislike you. “happy? why would you be happy? i hate happy people.”

(…that’s what you imagined he would say.)

though, you obviously didn’t know him perfectly well, because what he said next was far from the venomous reply you’d feared.

he simply hummed, gaze softening a bit. “alright then.”

alright then.

you had finished your happy flapping due to the interruption, no longer feeling the urge to happy flap, but you still felt calm and content, and maybe even more so thanks to his almost… sweet response. sweet for him, at least.

the expression on his face made you feel a bit warm all of a sudden—he wouldn’t stop looking at you. it wasn’t hard to tell that his eyes were boring into your own even if you weren’t meeting them yourself. you felt like a little pot of boiling water under his gaze. a little soup. a soup of happy and confused feelings. happy soup.

what was it that had made you so very happy, kunikuzushi wondered? he kept replaying the past couple minutes in his head, trying to remember what had occurred just before this, but the only pictures in his head were of you, all bouncy and flappy and so very pleased.

perhaps he should’ve just asked you, he mused.

perhaps he would just ask you.

“what made you so happy?” he inquired, as blunt and flat as ever. but you knew him just enough to know that he would never ask such a thing if he didn’t really care—and the tone of his voice was irrelevant. he always sounded rather uninterested with anything.

you grinned, meeting his gaze. it looked as though you were holding yourself back, buzzing with a chained excitement again.

“kuni, i was happy because of you!”

a most incredulous expression crossed the wanderer’s face.

“me?”

what could kunikuzushi have done to make anyone so happy?

he studied your smile, your hands, your eyes—and he could not figure out how he could possibly be a reason that all of those lovely features of yours contained such absolute joy.

you nodded confidently. “do you want me to explain?” you could tell from kuni’s horrified expression that, firstly, he did not really believe you. and secondly, he held a deep-seated loathing for himself, which was why he could not believe you. he could not accept that there was anything good about himself.

“knock yourself out,” he murmured, still seeming dazed.

you motioned for him to sit next to you, looking like you would start jumping up and down at any second. seriously, why were you so happy?

“i was just thinking about how far you’ve come, kuni,” you began. you already looked like you were in the middle of one of your long spiels that the wanderer was so often obliged to listen to. “and it makes me really happy.”

he had to hold himself back from scoffing—not because he thought anything bad about you, but because he thought badly about himself.

“remember when nahida first made you come work with me in the nursery?” you grinned. “you were so mad. it was hilarious.”

kunikuzushi averted his gaze to the ground with a grumble, suddenly finding his shoes very interesting.

“okay, i was not mad.”

“yes, yes you were! oh my archons, you were so grumpy, kuni! you-”

“no, you are so delusional,” he retorted. “i was just-”

“grumpy?”

“no.”

“ooohhh, yes, kuni was feeling a bit grumpy, i think. you were a little grumper.”

the wanderer opened his mouth to retaliate—but he faltered, a new hint of amusement smothering his gaze.

“…you are incredibly annoying, did you know that?”

in any other situation you would’ve taken that very literally, but the faintest of smiles itched at his lips, and you knew for certain that that was his way of conceding.

you probably should’ve stopped there, but something inside you just couldn’t continue in life without saying this one last thing.

you feigned pity with a pout, widening your eyes and clasping your hands.

“...did nahida forget to give you a juicebox that day?”

kunikuzushi thrust his hat onto your head, shoving you and your hysterical laughter aside. if you could’ve seen from under the big ass hat, his glowing cheeks and sheepish grin likely would have sent you into a fit, and the wanderer just couldn’t have that.

“i am so funny,” you cackled, very obviously pleased with yourself (but you were still trapped under his hat, so your voice was very muffled, and it was much more difficult for him to take you seriously this way).

“yeah, yeah. whatever helps you sleep at night, flappy.”

“flappy?” you knocked off the hat with one sweep, an incredulous smile dancing on your lips. “you jerk!”

“yes, i know.”

“oh, you are so mean,” you grumbled, though your expression said the exact opposite.

“i’m well aware, flappy.”

“you just make me wanna—wanna—oh, why i oughta-”

“oh, please, do tell!” kunikuzushi drawled, resting his chin in his palm.

when you couldn’t seem to say anything at all, mouth agape, he closed it for you—pushing your jaw up with his pointer finger—grinning smugly like he always did.

“as auntie nahida says,” the wanderer murmured, “if you have nothing nice to say…don’t say anything at all.”

and with that, he grabbed his hat from the floor, exiting the nearly empty nursery with a dramatic flourish that was so characteristic of him. you were left sitting there for a few minutes, aghast at what had just happened, until you came to your senses.

you did a bit of happy flapping after that.

thank you for reading :)

#kunikuzushi x reader #scaramouche x reader #wanderer x reader #genshin x reader #scaramouche imagines #something about kuni reminds me of autism LMAO?? #since he’s not fully human and he spent some of his life being around people and learning how they act #learning what is ‘normal’ #that reminds me very much of my own experience with autism #looking to others constantly to know how to act normal and never actually knowing yourself outside of this fake little unautistic identity #LMAOFHDJDGD #OH MY GOSH and his voice line about bitter taste #how when someone gave him coffee he didnt actually like it but he kept drinking it because.. he had to (he didnt have to but he thought so) #skdhkshdkdd just you know. he is very gorgeous to me ! #and i cannot explain in words how much i adore him and his redemption arc #BOY YOU ARE SO DEEPLY REDEEMED IN MY EYES #COME HERE BOY GIVE ME A KISS #mujimade #scaramouche #wanderer #kunikuzushi

[kienium]

skyward sword is like catnip to queer people with religious trauma

#kie rambles #skyward sword #loz skyward sword #loz sksw #tloz skyward sword #tloz sksw #hello queer people with religious trauma. how is the childhood friends to goddess and her champion going #are the dynamics strained? is the protagonist questioning his love and faith? are there feelings of betrayal? #are you sympathizing with the enemy? overanalyzing zelda's connection with divinity vs humanity? her offscreen journey on the surface? #the difference between what is right and what is divine? the conviction of the hero to save his friend despite his inner conflict? #oh to be devoted to a god who remarkably loves you back #yet despite her power does nothing to save you. to receive god's apology and feel it is sincere enough to forgive. or do you? #anyway :3c i hope you're having fun. drink your water and dont forget to refill your meds besties

[found--family]

they couldn't let cesar and jesse return bc they would've taken one look at dean and cas interacting and known they had it bad for each other

#and sam is just like. oblivious. bc i think that's funnier 😂 #meanwhile dean and cas are pining away for each other like the beautiful dumbasses they are.. #cesar says to cas all easy and patient and knowing: so how long have you been in love with dean? #and cas is surprised and scared and tries to deny it but overcompensates by saying he loves all of humanity #meanwhile jesse is talking to dean like: what do you mean you're not in love with him dude i have eyes. dean: ??!! #cas @ cesar: i love dean bc i love humanity i love them for all their faults and quirks and beauty.. *thinking about freckles + bowlegs* #dean @ jesse: you don't know what you're talkin bout man! jesse: oh so now you're going to get angry and defensive like that isn't #overcompensating and an obvious tell that i speak the truth. dean: yo-.. shutup!! #cas @ cesar: .. humanity really is quite remarkable and so worthy of love when you think about it. and affection. and praise.. #dean @ jesse: --swayze always gets a pass!! jesse: oh so he's on your celebrity exception list? dean: yeh man of course he is. #jesse: mhm. even though he's a guy? dean: ... who HASN'T had gay thoughts!?! #cas @ cesar: humanity should really eat more vegetables and drink less alcohol and sleep more. but this life can be difficult #and habits are hard to change and i will be there to help in any way i can like making coffee just the way humanity secretly likes it.. #dean: *frazzled and exhausted as jesse hands him a beer* --i prefer the classics: Say Anything. When Harry Met Sally. Princess Bride.. #jesse: *nodding along as they chat about chick fliks* cas @ cesar: i help with humanity's laundry. i once found a pair of jeans #in humanity's room with the legs torn off. i thought something awful had happened during a hunt but humanity wouldn't be able to #regrow his legs without my angelic assistance.. unless humanity met another angel.. *white knuckles the chair in possessive jealousy* #dean: *getting teary as he talks about dory's story* sam: *walking in on cas cracking the chair + dean sobbing into his beer #but taking no notice bc his eyes are on the ipad in his hands* so get this-- #destiel #crack #thoughts #😂😂😂😂😂

[martyrbat]

so many of you talk about the cruel adults in your childhood that negatively effected you and caused lifelong insecurity yet you're still perfectly fine with being that mean stranger to any kid that has the misfortune of existing around you and thats just really gross !!!

#like i get kids can be overwhelming for a various amount of reasons but its not going to kill you to treat children with basic human decency #adults can be just as overwhelming or annoying—if not more. yet if you talked to an another adult the same way you do to a kid #then ppl would fucking hate you and not want to be around you because youre not being cool and witty—youre just mean!!! #everyone has experienced the frustration of being a kid being mistreated by an adult. some more than others #rather its ignoring your bodily autonomy (from sa and assault to hugging you when you don't want to be touched to not letting you #make your own harmless choices like a haircut or whatever). everyone has been talked down to or had their opinion treated like its nothing #or that their thoughts or input doesn't matter. everyone has a childhood experience with a mean or judgemental adult #yet over and over ppl are fine just repeating that cycle of abuse and hatred #like youre a young adult and youre still getting treated like shit by older ones. but youre able to have a drink or you graduated or smthn #so now you feel like you earned that right to be judgemental & angry & mean to a group of people that didnt fucking do anything to you #anyways. this is because im sick and had to go to the store to get groceries and meds #so its a 20 minute walk to the nearest store in 108 degrees bc i dont have gas money and then in the store im ofc using a face mask #like im sweaty and feel disgusting and like shit but this kid was SO fucking excited about his spiderman toy and wanted to talk and #his mom said ‘i told you no one wants to hear about that crap leave her alone’ and like?? no fuck off let a kid be happy?? hes not fucking #doing anything wrong?? so we talked and he showed me the little tiy that lights up and asked if i saw the new spiderverse movie #and i told him i havent! so he asked why so i explained i have photosensitivity and what that means and why i cant see it #(‘even though i heard its super cool!’) and HE WAS SO SWEET... like immediately hid the toy because oh! flashing lights can hurt me! #and then immediately said dont worry because he'll tell me about it so its like i saw it instead! #and like. guys imma be honest with you. i stilm got no fucking idea what this movie's plot is. #but you bet your fucking ass i was pretending like i was following along & was going ‘no way!’ ‘so it's a parallel universe...?’ ‘oh wow!’ #like yea its unnecessary. i felt oike i was gonna collapse and im still struggling to breathe at home now. but also i been the kid #who just wanted to talk about my interests and no one wanted to or was dismissing it. #i know it's not a end of the world deal but i also know that crushing feeling. you gotta be the kindness you want to see in the world yknow #anyways. be nice to kids or im not going to be nice to you. they're one of the most vulnerable members of our society and deserves kindness

[julystruck]

Someone wrote this song before, and I could tell you where it's from

#spilled ink #evil lovecore #rose #bronze #pebbles #crystals #OK OK DIRECTORS COMMENTARY #yeah there's not a lot of colored lineart. I got lazy was mental illness got to me #Big thing ig is I gave rose sweet's shoes. bc. Symbolism. Also I was blanking on what to do #they r all wearing red and all the drinks are slightly red themed. bc. rose #Lightsource is also Behind Rose/coming From Rose. Bc Rose is the most important person in their life #I also think this is pre-static. Rose fucking w static kind of messed up their friendgroup a bit #Like tbh I think Rose was not above messing w humans (and pebs) and everyone kind of turned a blind eye bc they r all normal abt rose #but Static was the first guy Rose Lived With and that made is very in their face #also I think this is the first time i've drawn crystals #i KNOW he looks like static. I wanted to give him loser clothes #also in my heart when static first met Crystals they were like 'oh a Real Adult. He must have his shit together' #And kind of subconsciously modeled their appearance off crystal's #Not yet realizing that crystals was flop and everybody hated him #Stares at Crystals. Oh my god. pass on already. Static is around the same age as ur older adopted son. why are you so old #anyways I do think he (crystals) was VERY close to passing on when Sweet kilt him :P #thats all I have to say I think

[aniseandspearmint]

i'm looking up dessert recipes and i am so freaking tired of seeing so many 'lightened up' recipes.

i want heavy thanks.

real butter

real sugar

real fat

real everything

like, if i make a thing i'm usually stretching it a week, it's not like i'm eating the whole cobbler or crumble or whatever at once.

tho even if i was it's fine.

dessert isn't some dirty terrible thing that you're punishing yourself for eating.

#and look- a portion of a cobbler or a crumble is a decent amount of nutrients! #in extra tasty form! #we are supposed to enjoy food! #humans are made to enjoy food! #my grandmother loved making cobblers and crumbles for BREAKFAST #when you look at it it's no worse than eating pancakes soaked in syrup or poptarts for breakfast #and what baffles me is often the same people who re like 'oh no tee hee thats too much sugar for me!' when they see cake or pie or whatever #eat things that have WAY more sugar #person i SAW you eat that maple bacon and pancakes with syrup #i saw you drink that orange juice #sugar sugar SUGAR #and that's fine too! sugar is energy! but the lack of awareness is concerning #rambling #food stuff #me #my life #(this is of course vague bitching and not directed at anyone who CAN'T have some of these things bc of medical issues)

[theygender]

I hate how coconut milk is becoming like THE milk replacement in health foods. Like bro what do I do if I'm lactose intolerant AND allergic to coconuts 😭 please just give me something I can eat

#'oh but soy milk contains estrogen—' #you are an idiot #'oh but oat milk has almost as many calories as regular milk—' #yes and i need nutrients. human bodies run on calories #'but people who are allergic to tree nuts like almonds and cashews can usually tolerate coconut—' #okay well im allergic to coconut and NOT allergic to tree nuts please give me like ONE option that wont cause a reaction #'what the hell even is rice milk or pea milk—' #hitting you and hitting you and hitting you #look its not even like i mind seeing coconut milk everywhere. i know its an uncommon allergy and i know it has good health benefits #im just sick of seeing it as the ONLY option in EVERYTHING and people acting like its some sort of universal solution everyone can drink #my bro. that is the ONLY milk substitute that i CANT drink. can you please just give me a SINGLE other option #why is EVERY SINGLE PRODUCT ON THIS 'GUT FRIENDLY' 'WHOLESOME' PROTEIN POWDER SITE IM LOOKING AT MADE WITH COCONUT #ITS NOT VERY GUT FRIENDLY FOR PEOPLE WITH ALLERGIES IF YOURE INCLUDING THE SAME POTENTIAL ALLERGEN IN LITERALLY EVERY OPTION #rambling #or alternatively: elliott has a Bad Time on their road to becoming a hippie #i made my throat bleed sampling the creamer and sugar from mud wtr #and when i went to get nondairy creamer from walmart instead i could only find one (1) option without coconut milk 😭 #save me

[nientedal]

god that post made me mad. "humans just CAN'T be persistence hunters, because persistence hunting doesn't make any sense to me personally! no i'm not going to cite any sources, just trust me, i read about it in school!"

okay, mmhm, sure...except it does work. it does work, and we know it does because it was still in practice by modern humans in the central Kalahari until AT LEAST 1990. some of those people have even explained some of the challenges and nuances of the practice as well as the knowledge they use to make it easier. it's not the only method of hunting humans have used over the years, but it is definitely one of the methods in our repertoire.

"humans can't run for multiple days without food and water (which is how i assume persistence hunting works, for some reason)! and they're not fast enough to chase an antelope without losing it! and tracking is a stupid concept that doesn't work, and i'm going to scoff and ignore it!"

you don't have to run for days. you don't have to be super fast. you just have to be fast enough to not let your quarry rest long enough to recover, and you do have to be able to track-- which is absolutely a real thing that people can and do learn how to do.

(i suspect the OP ignored tracking as a possibility for the same reason they tried to discredit any information about the indigenous peoples of the Kalahari as basically being (1) all noble savage bullshit from the 60s or (2) irrelevant because it's not what their forefathers were doing-- their anthropology course probably taught them about the challenges these bands are facing with colonialism, and probably also taught about the rampant misinformation about them, but it did not teach any actual respect for their cultures or knowledge. or for them as, you know, people. whose grandparents remember the way their grandparents hunted, and can talk about it, even if they are no longer able to continue the practice.)

(knowing the noble savage stereotype is bad doesn't make it less racist when you still talk about people from a stance of "but my modern ways are better than their hungry primitive ways and i'm going to talk as if they're already extinct and have no expertise worth discussing.")

"there's no POINT to it! we have tools! and weapons!" the point is not getting gored and kicked to death by a wounded animal four times your size that didn't die when you hit it the first time. the point is that an exhausted kill is an easy kill where you don't die. it's a decent point. it's fucking reasonable. also, afaik there's decent odds we learned hunting before we learned tools.

and yeah, i get that the OP was just upset and yelling in the initial post. i do understand that. and I understand their frustration at hearing a theory misrepresented as fact. but their subsequent reblogs and responses are equally thoughtless pseudointellectual posturing, and i'm sorry, it's garbage. someone pointed out modern pursuit hunters exist, and they basically went "mmmmyeah, all of that is just outdated, cherry-picked misinformation and you're very stupid and i'm very smart, look at me i know lots of tribe names and i'm going to link some articles about why these people no longer matter, isn't that sad and TOTALLY relevant to this conversation." someone else mentioned tracking, and they ONCE AGAIN basically said if you lose your line of sight, that's it, you're done, you've lost your quarry. tracking isn't real, don't even bring it up. hoofprints in wet ground in the rainy season? those are fake. doesn't happen. broken brush where a panicking animal has run? lol, that's not real. you can invent tools, but learning to follow an animal? bullshit. total malarkey. it's all just guesswork. you can GUESS where the antelope went but that's the best you can do.

🙄

anyway, i don't know enough about human evolution to guess why we're shaped the way we are, and i'm not going to speculate on it today. but what i DO know is that i am willing to believe the G/wi and the !Xo when they say, hey, if you drink a lot of water and then chase a large ungulate through the hottest part of the day in the fucking Kalahari at a steady jog, it will probably overheat and collapse before you will. because one, i kinda figure they know what they're talking about, and two, it does actually make sense when you stop and think for thirty fucking seconds. sure, you need to be physically conditioned to run distances in extreme heat, and you need to be able to find your quarry again if you lose sight of it. but conditioning and tracking are both things you can learn, no matter how badly certain clowns wish it wasn't because it doesn't support their bias. 🙃

#persistence hunting #is not the only kind of hunting in our evolutionary history #but it does work #and has BEEN working for humans for a LONG FUCKING TIME #like i am super fucking sorry but you are not presenting me with anything even RESEMBLING a coherent argument! #is persistence hunting the reason we're shaped this way? i don't fucking know! #but i do know it works as a technique! jackass! #god. i'll probably turn off reblogs in the morning but I'm still too angry at the absolute goddamned stupidity #and the way people in the notes were like Oh this makes so much sense! This is my favorite informed rant on tumblr! #BITCH W H E R E #i have not read nearly as much on this as i'd like to but jesus #just from the holes in what they're saying #JUST from the holes #what they're saying is a steaming crock of shit #and! are they right about the gaping holes in the persistence hunting theory? i dunno! maybe! #but i can't trust anything they say! obviously! #ooooo you're not gonna run carrying an ostrich egg full of water ooo #no of course you aren't! you're going to drink the water first! and then run! because that's what you've been conditioned to do #BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh #feel free to reblog for now at least #god #dal is a scream #i got to their shit about tracking being a totally ludicrous proposal and lost my damn mind

[thedevilandhisbride]

cant get the thought of aziraphale having a 'younger' or 'more time appropriate' human form out of my head.

just imagine our angel looking and being dressed like an early 2000s teen, or even a 1980s young adult. you cant tell me that, with how much aziraphale reads, he wouldnt want to try and experience as much as what is described in those books as possible.

clubbing? frat parties? college? highschool? going on stupid adventures with other teens? the drama of being a teenager/young adult in school would absolutely draw him in

i dont think he used wouldve used that form a lot, but he used it enough times for it to be slightly broken in and for him to slip into a different mindset when wearing it.

this also brings me to where my brain goes everytime i think of this. and that is:

what if azi, experiencing the joys of young adulthood, trying to learn about it and getting fully into it with other people in hopes of trying new things and influencing them to choose fun for the sake of it bringing joy and goodness, ran into our beloved beatles haircut crowley in the 80s while at a bar?

this has been floating in my head for about a week and a half now. the beloveds being in different, but similar, bodily forms. i can imagine crowley having one as well.

im rotating this in my mind like a rotisserie chicken btw

#tdahbposting #good omens #i dont think crowleys would be worn in much either but i think it would be hilarious if their forms ended up rivaling against each other #like with their cliques #or aziraphale when he meets 80s crowley while hes in his younger form just. freezing and gay panicking #maybe i am just a sucker for aziraphale being more into anthropology and experiencing humans as an 'undercover human' #it would be even funnier if a while while while later they ended up talking about different forms yknow like if they had any #and azi is like. sigh. i do have one other one. #and crowley is like “SHOW?? NOW?? WHAT!!??” #and as soon as he caves in and shows him crowley just. #“hey wait. HEY WAIT. THAT WAS YOU??” #what they did in the bar? or after the bar? i cannot say. #hanky panky? flirty convo? maybe a lil smoocha smooch? who knows #it would also be funny if #some friend of young azi's: “omg thank you for holding my drink you are such an angel” #young azi: “oh im no such thing.” <- completely serious #and crowley is like. hey. wait. #computer INHANCE #idk im talking out my ass i just like to daydream about completely incoherent things with my little sckroingles

[sickmachete]

authors note: oh jsyk im picturing them as [insert huge size difference kink that isnt accurate to the characters at all]

me: cool 👍 i will be ignoring this however

#love u authors love u love u love u but if theres one thing i always have a hard time getting behind its inaccurate depictions of characters #especially if theyre based on real human actors and not animated #same idea goes for art too smth abt exaggerating differences beyond whats true for the characters/people just isnt my cup of tea personally #txt #these are just some lighthearted thoughts tho do what you want with your own fics duh. i am but a mere consumer #just havin a nice drink in the morning and thinking aloud #oh but this isnt about any hannigram fics dw i was just browsing ao3 lol

[ambreiiigns]

i'm tired of drawing generic ghouls. we are moving on to designing the specific band ghouls. who's shitting their pants in excitement abt it (me)

#obviously i have ALREADY designed omega. long ago. obviously #i am feeling a calling to the current ghouls rn. ghoulettes especially #like obviously the dream is to draw all the meliora-to-current-era ghouls eventually buuuuut. ya know. ya girl's got exams #and limited energy #speaking of energy guess who got her energu drinks fill today at the store. so maybe #not TODAY but in the near future. between studying. yea #like i'm just. i just wanna draw dewdrop #it is tumblr user coreyvoss's fault and maybe like marginally blix #priorities are ghoulettes INCLUDING MIST!!!! dewdrop aether swiss alpha #i have in mind like. they got their fully creecher lookin forms the very goat type. a fully human Disguise that is not going to look like #the human musicians that play as the ghouls tho. maybe just barely if what they look like Speaks to me but the idea is to have 5% max yk #like. i'm taking per's and mad gallica's hair and that's it type of deal #and THEN i have assigned them a bonus form that is some sort of mix of the human and demon forms simply bc i thought it would be #fun to design. there is no good reason like. in universe for a form like this to exist #i just KNOW it's gonna be a blast to design tho :) i still have to work out what it lools like but it'll be probably like. #just human w weird skintone&eyecolor + horns or smth. you know the type #that half assed demon bullshit you know the type. i will have a blast #obviously i'm designing the specific band ghouls in This <- form i just mentioned ofc obv ofc tbh ofc lbr irl #cool. i'm excited #oh nay

[fangedtracks]

i hung out w/ some acquaintances of mine yesterday and i think i mayhaps be more positive/bubbly than i thought i was

#chatter #long story short there was this guy (A) and he was just being. so pessimistic #going off on how he hates humans and he thinks the world sucks and theres no point #and that everything is bad and shitty #(and when i was like.. thats so defeatist of you thats. so pessimistic like?? hello he was like #'i live on planet earth what else am i going to believe') #and its like!! oh my god yeah the world sucks and yeah its awful and yeah things are bad but sometimes you dye your hair at midnight #sometimes you drink amazing boba with your bestie sometimes you see a wonderful sunset #sometimes you go hammocking and read #sometimes you see a beautiful bug and feel the wind on your face #LIKE YEAH IT SUCKS BUT THERES ALSO A LOT OF GREAT THINGS HERE HELLO. #anyways.

[cherrysnax]

Demeter is afraid of bats so their main villian is gonna be this like. mad scientist who prolly created the spiders that bit her who is prolly experimenting on themselves to become some sort of bat creature.. like man-bat and the lizard mixed together but I don’t think this guy is in anyway sympathetic. he’s obsessed with evolution, he’s bored of humanity he’s prolly obsessed with spider-man (whichever spider-man exists in this universe is probably going to die or sumn 😭)

#I remember this one persons idea for man-bat in which he was actually turning his wife into the bat in order to #‘’cure’’ her deafness against her will as a way to critique ableism and white guy entitlement in the next #next batman which is very interesting but like. also man #I tire of this character is a villain because of disability #maybe this bat guy is just. tired of humans #oooh im thinking bro does shit like slicing from Batman beyond #but both animals and humans are dying from the experiments #except for Demeter #yes im ripping a villain from show your spine but changing him completely #bro is obsessed with evolution and believes that Demeter belongs to him #he made them what they are when you know. they came to the wrong place got bit got killed and woke up again #its his spiders blood running thru their veins #oh yeah btw Demeter has to drink blood. she’s going a little crazy lol #Demeter and the mortician that she meets end up becoming shaky friends because the mortician wasn’t aware at all wHat was going on at this #company and now wants to help demeter take the #*take them down for some reason #ofc that’s just one villain but uhhhh omg plots #I already know the majority of semesters backstory too ^_^ #chevys making a prowler sona because they’re obsessed with hobie rn #so fun man #ask to tag

[joeyisourranger]

cool! just had to explain to a man that being gay doesn’t affect your ability to be good at your job

#IM GONNA SCREAM HOW ARE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO JUST SAY THINGS #do not read these tags if you are sensitive to disgusting homophobic/transphobic comments but i just need to yell about this pos real quick #‘i used to be homophobic but a lot of the people i admire turned out to be gay so i guess it’s okay’ BE SO FUCKING SERIOUS YOU BIGOT #he was citing piers fucking morgan as making good points like HI WHAT he’s in my top 10 list of worse human being how is this real #what about me says i’d be receptive to this bullshit #he’s so lucky i’m at work and that someone else was there holy fuck #‘the bbc is telling 11 year olds it’s okay to be trans’ YES THAT’S A GOOD THING YOU MORONIC FUCK?? #‘back in my day there were two genders’ AM I BEING PRANKED #oh my god i am in a rage i need a drink and a shotgun