#“...then whose milk is it?”

[sol-consort]

Did the aliens think it's weird that we drink other animals' milk

#like I see them understanding eating the eggs them meat #all other predetors do the same #but MILK? #the thing ment for babies? #we drink it yes #literally no other grown predetor hunts animals for their milk like humans do #so there is a chance none of the aliens ever considered drinking their local mammals milk #while we are here...milking the cows and goats #even nuts #“oh human what are you drinking?” #“oh you know just milk. we ran out of cereal” #“may I try? I've always wondered about human milk” #“ew fuck no it's not human milk! dude don't be gross.” #“...then whose milk is it?” #“cows.” #“that...cattle animal you humans keep in farms...you drink animal milk? the one meant for their babies? you milked those animals?” #“yeah pretty much.” #“so you're okay with drinking the milk of literal animals that eat grass but not the milk of other humans?” #“exactly”

[vladdyissues]

hey what if vlad started lactating and danny's curiosity got the better of him? 😳

SOMEONE'S GONNA GET MILKED

#danny phantom #vlad masters #pompous pep #hjbenderart #male lactation #danny the milk vampire #vlad i vant to suck your ti— #(joke's on danny. vlad is totally into it) #headcanon that vlad is related to the dairy king whose genetic legacy is all the males in the family spontaneously lactate in adulthood #some would call it a curse. others call it a part of this balanced breakfast #all those cereal jokes are beginning to make more sense now #asks

[cosmikazie-arts]

some emotes i made today

#rain world #emotes #rw saint #rw enot #rw hunter #rw gourmand #rw spearmaster #the hunter emote is based off of a goofy picture of a kitten whose face is covered in milk btw #dont be weird about it i will smite you #slugcat

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

roach? (to shadow milk cookie)

#I really like this #bug moment… #I should ask my friend whose good at drawing bugs to draw him as a bug #it already drew timekeeper as an isopod thing #value of deciet [shadow milk tag] #message from tea-the-not-understanding

[cyberdragoninfinity]

Imo, opposite of primos bees is yusei and the milk thing, they had that one scene and now eveey single bit of merch that can eveb remotely have an item has it, he has lines fir it in duel links, you can probably find some official shit saying it if u dug enough. He likes his milk!

GOD. THE YUSEI AND MILK THING. that's really like. an evolved form of "when the fandom takes a character's one (1) mention of a food and makes it their personality" but it's just. WITH OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE AND MEDIA. THINKIN BOUT THE YUSEI FIGURE

at least it's funny. it's so fucking funny. i legitimately thought it was a dub choice but NOPE. HE CAME LIKE THAT.

#ygo posting #at least it just comes off more as. like you said. guy who likes his milk! than 'guy whose whole being is encompassed by loving milk' #bit of a Good End scenario. zane and the plain bread type of thing #asks #anonymous

[spider-man-2o99]

ok so apparently i can just never articulate my Deep Thoughts on purpose and can only do it by accident whilst rambling in the notes of a bookmark where the veneer of anonymity feels like a false-protective coat to hide behind, or somesuch-something like that. idk. anyways. anyways. i don't like how fucking mean-spirited across the spider-verse as a film seemingly is for literally no reason at all other than just bcuz it Could Be. y/k.

#talking tag #atsv #spider-man #spider-man 2099 #miguel o'hara #miles morales #suicide mention #suicide tw #& i am talking abt the Actual Textual Content of atsv btw not the Fandom Interpretation of it. bcuz those r 2 different things lmao. #every additional piece of context that we learn abt the behind-the-scenes too. it just. Sours this film to me. like drinking rotten milk #only ONE person outside of his family unconditionally supports miles. ONE. ONE!!!!!!!!!! the whole film!!!! #(obie obie broauwn i hate the AM i hate the PM u will live in my heart for ever) #and Knowing now how much the writers obviously didnt give a shit abt Mig.. it all just reads like that rotten any1 can wear the mask but yo #and that echoes in the narrative disdain for the one other spider-man in the whole movie whose origin is /like miles/. #who DID have a spider-man in his world who died before he got his powers who IS motivated by fear by wanting 2 be good but thinking he cant #You Cant Wear This Mask. The Only People Who Are Like You Actually LIKE You Are Twisted And Wrong And Warped Inevitably By That Wrongness. #Nobody Will Ever Understand What You Have Been Through And You Were Stupid And Naive To Ever Try Otherwise. You Petulant Child. #and the spider society treats miguel like shit like im honestly surprised that was just such a Casual Thing in the movie but no #they microaggress him 2 hell and back they insult him to his face they do not respect his boundaries they flat-out just Dont Respect Him #and he Takes It. of course he takes it. it is Literally All He Knows. taking it and hating himself and knowing that he is Different. #Christ almighty. what a shitshow.

[clementimetodie]

Catholics have GOT to end the pressure on moms to breastfeed their babies. yeah yeah "breast is best" but more importantly being fed AT ALL is best so shut up and stop making new moms feel like failures because their milk never came in or their baby won't latch or both

sincerely, someone who had a c section and had to use formula

#it is 2023 I should NOT be seeing women desperately asking for prayer requests for their baby to breastfeed #we should all be praising the lord for formula so babies who won't latch or whose moms can't make milk don't DIE OF STARVATION #my baby wouldn't latch AND I couldn't produce more than 2oz no matter how hard I tried so I had to get over that real fast #catholic

[missjanjie]

what the FUCK is happening in fb marketplace

#WHOSE MILK IS IT #HOW CAN YOU ENSURE BASIC FDA SAFETY #AND I REPEAT. WHAT THE FUCK

[scarycranegame]

a bit of a more serious post than usual so if you don't really wanna see that, i won't be upset at all if you keep scrolling.. the only reason why this is under a cut is because i myself don't really wanna look at it every time i scroll through my blog (is that a thing people do?? or am i just very self absorbed??? LMAO)

i'm a little concerned about urban himself and the direction he's taking his series.

like.. i'm all for creative expression, and i'm all for the idea of nobody policing anyone else's creative work for what can and can't be done in a certain narrative (let alone fiction in general), but i feel like the more interaction urban has had with his fanbase and the analog horror community in general, the more it's been affecting both him and his series.

i think that i should address his twitter presence and """controversy""" first, because that's the thing that's on everyone's mind when they hear "urbanspook" at this point.

i wanna preface this by saying that i fucking hate how people have been responding to all of this. what chezzkids and pastra are doing & have done is, indeed, harassment; they aren't criticizing urban's series, they're saying it shouldn't exist. both pastra and chezzkids can be quoted saying effectively the same thing: "urban should not have a platform, and by supporting him and his art, we're encouraging other people to make things similar to it, and that's bad." if you don't see the problem with that, let me spell it out for you: these are fascist, pro-censorship views that align with those of harmful far-right ideologies which call for the suppression of content made by and in support of marginalized people. if you're willing to overlook that because "icky shock horror bad!!!!", then i think you should log off of the internet and spend some time re-evaluating your perception of the world and those around you, especially those who are different than you. this man has been the victim of a targeted harassment campaign for, at most, a full year, and mocking him for lashing out as a result of said harassment is far more ableist than the phrase "autistic furry horror" will ever be.

with that being said, i greatly dislike the way urban conducts himself on twitter. yes, i know it's supposed to be ironic; yes, i know he's "trolling" and that everything he says on there is disingenuous..

...but this is the internet.

no one is going to genuinely believe it's all a big joke, no matter how many times urban says it and no matter how true it may be. they already don't see him from a very positive perspective, even if they don't have much of a justifiable reason to do so (although their reasoning is understandable to an extent), so playing up a purposefully "edgy, immature, rage-bait" persona might drive people away who may have otherwise been interested in the series. i've seen several testimonials from people who enjoy the series and have even created fan work, but are put off by urban's behavior on twitter, and some people have even gone so far as to claim that the series in of itself is objectively bad and devoid of any value solely because of the twitter situation despite not having watched a single video in the series. yeah, the whole point of the joke may be self-parody, the punchline might be that urban is playing up the analog horror community's wildly inaccurate perception of how he is as a person, but i feel like the joke's gone on a little bit too long to still be anything but harmful to urban and his presence on the internet. he's stated that after finishing his current series, he wants to step away from analog horror altogether and work on other things, but i fear that if the twitter antics continue the way they're going, that might not end up happening; either due to a lack of willingness on his part (after all, being around so much negativity for such a long time typically affects people very adversely), or due to a lack of remaining audience.

despite my concerns, however, it must be said that i don't know what any other communities he's active in are like, and if i had to guess, i would assume that his future work under the "urbanspook" name would be more in tune with his actual interests pertaining to the horror genre as opposed to anything in the orbit of the analog horror community. i could be completely wrong about the twitter business, and urban's effectiveness at creating things completely divorced from analog horror may not be compromised in the slightest. however, as a fan of his analog horror series, i still feel that it's important to suggest this possibility: even after it's finished, The Painter will still exist, and its association with this particular time in urban's online endeavors may make some people wary of giving it a chance when they otherwise may have enjoyed it.

speaking of urban's work, i think i should elaborate more on how urban's interactions with his fanbase are affecting the series itself as opposed to him and his online presence.

to put my view of where things are going in terms of urban's handling of the series, i remember reading a magazine interview with him at some point (i think it was either right before or right after PIGS was released) where he mentions that he got the idea of there being two killers from fan theories, which!! on paper it seems like a cool thing to do!! but recently with all of these new lore additions (ex., mask guy missing his face and acting like a dog, painter being female, revealing the killers' names at all, the episodes not being in chronological order, etc.), i'm starting to notice a sort of "matpat effect" (to coin a phrase) going on, where he's writing the story in such a way that canonizes fan theories just for the sake of canonizing those fan theories.. i don't find it very difficult to believe that all the people in his instagram/youtube comments asking the same exact questions over and over may have influenced his writing decisions a bit, and even though he himself has admitted he isn't the best writer, i think that the earlier episodes are the strongest of the series (sans PIGS and FAMILY, i love those two with all my heart and soul) and that urban's writing is best when it isn't influenced by the fanbase. (if anyone wants me to elaborate on this, let me know!! i might make a post at some point about what i think is different between the first few episodes and the newer episodes if anyone wants me to; i think legitimately analyzing this series is super fun and i have a lot of things to say about it!!)

all in all, i'm just really worried about urban. in the beginning, he seemed so adamant about being individual and unique with his series and his online presence; he defied so many expectations that people had regarding analog horror and those who create it and seemed so much happier to work on this series... but now it seems like he just wants to get it all over with so he can work on things he actually wants to work on, and all anyone sees him as is a caricature of someone who never even really existed in the first place outside of a moment of completely justified rage. his heart isn't in it anymore; at least, it doesn't seem like it to me, and i really hope that eventually all of this superficial, reactionary """controversy""" bullshit blows over and that maybe urban's remaining time in the analog horror community can be made at least a little bit more pleasant.

#let's get serious #urbanspook #the painter urbanspook #urbanspook analog horror #i can already hear the twitter pissbabies laughing at this post and calling me a ''MeAtRiDeR 🤓'' but honestly? i dont giv a fucky #i'd rather support a guy whose only crime was quite literally doing a little trolling #than people who unapologetically engage in targeted harassment against someone for creating something that they cant milk for content #or for.. [checks notes] not adhering to the word of the Almighty God of Analog Horror Alex Kister/sarcasm #(if it isnt obvious already i hate the mandela catalog fandom and alex kister LMAO) #no but seriously #i dont know urban and i probably never will (at least not personally) #but i care about him a lot and i support him 110% #even if he might be a little bit of an asshole on twitter sometimes #he made something that served as a gateway for me to meet incredible people and experience some incredible things #even the bad stuff that came from being in this fandom taught me valuable lessons and gave me new insight on life #this is the first fandom that i've ever really felt comfortable and welcome in; the first fandom that i might've actually had an impact on #and no amount of whiny puritans or washed-up fnaftubers or subpar ''horror'' creators can change that #yeah the series might not be the best but things dont have to be The Best™ or even objectively good at all in order to be enjoyed #and i enjoy this series. i enjoy the series' fanbase. i enjoy that despite it all this series EXISTS and nothing can make it not exist #it happened and no one can change that and people will inevitably make more things like it and i LOVE THAT #so in conclusion fuck pastra fuck chezzkids fuck minaxa ESPECIALLY urban stays winning and so does this fanbase kthxbye #scary crane rambles

[yellingaboutmasseffect]

WHY IS SELLING RAW MILK NOW LEGAL IN MULTIPLE STATES WHAT THE FUCK LOUIS PASTEUR DID NOT INVENT PASTEURIZATION FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES

#y’all I am pisssed what the fuck #I think what’s gets me is children whose crunchy or conspiracy adled moms will be the ones to suffer #there is also a stupid myth that it’s better if your lactose intolerant but boiling the milk DOES NOT AFFECT THE LACTOSE #I buy lactaid which is super pasteurized and more shelf stable which is a bonus with my adhd #you could not pay me to switch to unpasteurized milk #DO NOT DRINK THIS FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK

[blujayonthewing]

so I was skimming some of the flavor text in the dnd cookbook justin got for christmas, and the intro to elven cuisine mentioned many elves having dietary restrictions like vegetarianism and veganism because of "their great respect for all life", and not to be too galaxy brained and/or maybe kind of a bitch but I really feel like a lot of elves and druids specifically aren't vegetarian, because they have a better than average respect and compassion for all life but they also have a better than average understanding that that includes plants

#nothing that's alive wants to be killed and eaten actually. sorry #I think having a mindful and respectful relationship to the ecosystem and your part in it makes more sense for compassion and ethics #than trying to draw lines around which living things' desires to live and be uninjured do or do not count enough to qualify for mercy #and in dnd where there are entire peoples whose magic allows them to talk to animals AND PLANTS #I really feel like you either have to make peace with being IN the food web rather than separate from it OR... starve to death #get really good at living solely on fruits and milk. or get real weird and feed on carrion only maybe #I dunno #this is about fantasy peoples mostly but it IS also about like... #it used to be an accepted scientific truth that animals didn't have thoughts and feelings at all #it's still widely believed (and increasingly disproven) that certain 'lesser' animals can't feel pain or fear #studies are beginning to suggest that plants may be able to communicate and have some kind of consciousness that's not very well understood #I dunno it's like... we have an instinct to distance ourselves from the things we eat for our own comfort but that distance is an illusion #nothing wants to get eaten but everything must eat #worldbuilding

[makeshiftstory]

Fernando, why do you have to torment the new person? Also we finally have @azirtheshark 's character, Bones, finally arriving X3 I love making them their little moose hat. We're going to get the chaos rolling, this is the tip of the rollercoaster ride >:3c Pg. 1: https://makeshiftstory.tumblr.com/post/726688617041362946/at-long-last-the-long-awaited-changes-has Pg. 2: https://makeshiftstory.tumblr.com/post/727322760130494464/as-we-can-see-lupe-isnt-doing-too-well-with Pg. 3: https://makeshiftstory.tumblr.com/post/727956941080543233/its-official-poor-lupe-has-been-promoted-to Pg. 4: https://makeshiftstory.tumblr.com/post/728591104606404608/as-promised-weve-returned-to-the-land-of-bright Pg. 5: https://makeshiftstory.tumblr.com/post/729225294576304128/its-here-the-return-of-the-goober-king-of Pg. 6: You are Here! Pg. 7: https://makeshiftstory.tumblr.com/post/730491758805385216/fernando-is-only-going-to-keep-fernandoing-from Pg. 8: https://makeshiftstory.tumblr.com/post/731129985526628352/sorry-about-how-late-this-is-running-today Pg. 9: https://makeshiftstory.tumblr.com/post/731762010831962112/yep-lupe-is-doing-just-fine-so-totally-fine Pg. 10: https://makeshiftstory.tumblr.com/post/733030365584834560/sorry-for-the-belated-page-everyone-i-had Pg. 11: https://makeshiftstory.tumblr.com/post/733668307031490560/it-was-good-while-it-lasted-but-alas-astrid-the Pg. 12: https://makeshiftstory.tumblr.com/post/734302487832641536/this-weeks-changes-for-lupe-they-experience-a Pg. 13: https://makeshiftstory.tumblr.com/post/735570843755790336/as-we-can-all-see-lupe-is-going-to-be-just-fine Pg. 14: https://makeshiftstory.tumblr.com/post/736839206049038336/mayhem-pure-unadulterated-mayhem-this-band-of Pg. 15: https://makeshiftstory.tumblr.com/post/738107560962473984/i-swear-not-only-was-this-page-a-beast-i-think Pg. 16: Coming Soon! Pg. 17: Coming Soon! Pg. 18: Coming Soon! Pg. 19: Coming Soon! Pg. 20: Coming Soon! Pg. 21: Coming Soon! Pg. 22: Coming Soon! Pg. 23: Coming Soon! Pg. 24: Coming Soon! Pg. 25: Coming Soon!

#My Art #Art #Comic #Changes #Track One: Man in the Mirror #Fernando #Dolly #Catrina #Bones #Oh look whose window shopping for fresh delicious faces to eat #None other than our lovely Bennie #Bennane Head #Imp #Milk Hare #Familiar #Also time to bathe Fernando heavily

[felidaefatigue]

is it really only the first friday of the first short week of another year of work i feel like my will to live has already died 40 times

#hhHuufidisjfhgggGGGGfs #my coworker came by and hooked up the lafy whose across from me's heater to an extension cord for me unpromted today tho #cause said lady isnt here #and i wasnt particularly cold yet today but it was sweet of her #but also i want to gouge out my eyes with a spoon and stir my brain with a milk frother

[leatherbookmark]

a funny thing about people who post stupid takes and then piss and moan about people always arguing/disagreeing with them is that they always write out full character names/add character tags

#chocolate milk sucks and everyone who likes it is stupid and their tongue doesn't work *chocolate milk *choco milk #why are chocolate milk fanatics swarming me again :( #<-- just an example. it's been a while since i've had choco milk but i enjoyed it a lot as a kid #like if you find someone whose takes piss you off with just block them! AND make the post unrebloggable! foolproof method #shrimp thoughts

[ouroboroscully]

ive said it before and i’ll say it again……so many txf fics have scully scraping by on 20 calories a day while mulder is actually getting well rounded meals and i’m like is scully supposed to chase after bad guys on energy from a plate of dry spinach 7 hours earlier??? let the woman eat for gods sakes

#like i know scully is written in the show esp later on to like go on a health kick or whatever but like….let her eat! #it’s a wonder she doesn’t pass out!! i feel like i’d be nonfunctional #txf fic #txf #scully #also sorry but it absolutely is triggering as someone whose engaged in disordered eating #like we get it….you’re describing her unsweetened almond milk and plain chicken in painstaking detail…we get the picture

[sovaharbor]

warren worthington iii drinks chocolate milk and as someone who has had a headcanon for so long now that this man has an awful sweet tooth, seeing that made me. irrevocably happy. like, ugh, yes, this man WOULD just stand in a kitchen and make himself some chocolate milk As A Little Treat. he WOULD!!!!!

#thank u x-men season one for validating me #summer's text tag #that whole comic was. so interesting. #i liked seeing their origin but like ACTUALLY modern day. #and as someone whose first forray into x-men was literally uncanny x-men's original run. it was .... dare i say .... Cute .... #was the writing kinda clunky. yes. especially in the beginning. #BUT. BUT!!!! warren drinks chocolate milk. jean is virulently anti-charles. bobby drake wants street meats not girls. #scott breaking out bowls is a cause for concern. #and hank. ah hank. i miss baby hank. i just love baby hank #bobbyhank in this comic was PRIME. they were so boyfriend. #and also i just love the o5 so much. so fucking much. THEY are so baby. #like ughhsgjdkfsl;k they just make me so emo. i love them.