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I wish the woolly chafer beetle was as big as a rabbit and I could have one as a pet

#ouuuouyyuyguuuuuuuoohhough #beetles

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we just keep naming bugs like this

#bugs 🤝 birds #beetles

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hello I have a theory that aspec people are in charge of tumblr

#aroace #buuut still spec bc....yolo! etc. ya never know 🤷 #honestly swhy i usually just use aspec as a blanket term #im definitely aro tho. lol #polls #is it the celibacy wesbite or just the horny aspec website... #needs further study

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

#literally cant even imagine #like if its an accident then yikes best of luck to ya but on PURPOSE?? bro

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Arthur, chatting with his horse: I mean, Charles is the bravest, kindest, most beautiful man in the world, but he's just a friend, y'know?

Arthur's horse:

#I Know What You Are #rdr2 #yeah im gay cowboy posting. what about it

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Obsessed with the x files episodes where like someone will go missing and they’ll go to the victim’s last known location and see like a normal ant crawling around and mulder will go “I think the victim was kidnapped by two hundred ants disguised as a human being who took the victim because they need to digest organic matter in order to have the strength to build a giant anthill” and scully will go “that’s insane” but mulder will literally be right beat for beat

#and it fucks #x files

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#I NEED THREADSSSSSSS #i need to start doing this to all my clothes but i dont have THREAD #or needles #WAAAAA #maybe ill get myself a birthday present #a.misc #fashion

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Greg Beecham (American,b.1954)

Housecat, 2006

oil on linen

#uouueeogh #worm... #a.misc #cats

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#final destination #ASHDGFDHJSKDFG

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how nearsighted people look at you

#i fucking hate my glasses for this #my eyes are already too big and close together we dont need to make it WORSE

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Shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. Then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals. 💌💛

um also maria addition: i did a below the cut where i spoke abt my relationship with each song so. if u wanna do that too... encouraged. i care. i wanna know. and i LOVE U👉👈 (pls dont feel heartbroken that im copy n pasting this part to a few of our mutuals too. i just love u guys sm ok) (kissing u elena kissing uuuuu)

MARIANARA SAUCE!!!!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!!!! there were so many songs on my playlist that i wanted to add but i stuck to the rules of the game 🫡

goo goo muck by the cramps

gay thoughts by the growlers

ghostbusters by ray parker jr.

the waves have come by chelsea wolfe

strong reflection by mars red sky

goo goo muck — the cramps: i owned 3 cramps t shirts from middle school to highschool (then i moved and lost em...i gotta find them again...): 1 was just black & white, 1 was black white & hot ass pink, and 1 was bright fucking yellow. all featuring that weird skeleton zombie man from the band's "bad music for bad people" album cover. i loved each and every one of those damn shirts. oh and every time i got my period id wear one of my cramps shirts to school. no idea if anyone actually caught on but it sparked a lot of joy in kid me LOL. the band itself is very grungy and reminds me sm of my childhood going to shitty backyard concerts

gay thoughts — the growlers: the growlers was one of the first bands i ever saw at a real concert, and it was one of the strangest grimiest experiences of my childhood. it took place inside this huge ornate theatre with barely any crowd. everyone was high, the singer kept leaving the stage in the middle of songs/during guitar solos to take a piss bc he kept drinking beers throughout the performance, there were boob shaped lamps lighting up the back stage. my sister was friends with one of the guitarists. and afterwards we got THE best sushi of my LIFE in THE most sketchy ass looking hole-in-the-wall restaurant. truly was just a huge vibe overall and one of the only fond memories i have with that sister. (also this song has the most ridiculous story ever?? questioning man keeps running off to gay drag shows and cheating on his girlfriend with men and it turns out his girlfriend's been using the time he's gone to ALSO cheat on him. but with women. queer4queer solidarity??? the yt video's great)

ghostbusters — ray parker jr.: ok yknow what. i keep trying to watch this movie and getting fucking bored midway through but my GOD does this song fuck. every halloween like clockwork i start blasting ghostbusters and the pure fucking euphoria it brings me is unparalleled. so i guess im not surprised i have it saved on one of my most listened to playlists SDGHJKFD

the waves have come — chelsea wolfe: different vibe than the previous songs and also i feel like i keep finding excuses to talk about this song but my fucking god it is just. so so very dear to me. i think it's genuinely held the number one spot for my most repeats on spotify for like. a DECADE. something about it dude i cant explain it. life changing. heartbreaking. like getting lost in a brutal storm at sea

strong reflection — mars red sky: dude that intro riff. bro... need i say more. low grungy riffs are EVERYTHINGGG if it isnt growling whats the POINT!!!!!!! this song feels like a cargo boat thats slowly rocking in an ocean made of smoke and tar. but also it's in the vacuum of space. and you're tripping balls

none of my super ridiculous cheesey 80s/90s songs got picked which is super fucked up... but oh well... next time maybe 🫶

#asks #music #marianara sauce #TY FOR THE ASK BELOVED #SORRY MY MUSIC TASTE IS..............................THE WAY IT IS

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#documenting this moment #thank you boob boobexplosion for getting me to 666 🫶 #txt #can you tell im enjoying myself

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my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw

#they shd make it a setting you can turn on or off depending on if it's too visually distracting/stimulating but id love this #tho can you imagine the hell those million follower type blogs would be in if it wasnt optional LOL #misc #man im gonna be sad when the boops are removed #my insatiable urge to click things and express my love in low social capacity ways is unparalleled

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#for some reason doing this with people ive never once spoken to is extra endearing #they boop me i boop them they boop me i boop them they boop me i boop them this continues for 10 solid minutes #we never once speak a word to each other throughout this exchange #i love them dearly #etc etc #the mutuals already know i cherish them #but the random blogs are rare fleeting encounters...like seeing a wonderful surprise bug #bug (fond)

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its always scary to me how you can just do anything like i could spend the last of my money right now to ride a train for 3 hours and then just be stuck out there and walk around until i die of exhaustion

#genuinely i think about this so often #what if i just ignored the quencies...what then... #whos gonna stop me

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Two male roe deer engaged in a relatively peaceful scuffle, settling their hierarchy with little drama before peacefully parting ways. Värmland, Sweden (March 31, 2023).

#beautiful #younger one tried his luck but no dice #next time buddy #misc #outdoors #deer

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mutuals and followers at large I'm glad you're alive and I hope it gets easier

#it will