#ℳ ➙ “My crazy plans always work!” | Dash Commentary |

[red-man-of-mustache]

"...Yeah, I'm-a sure that'll work..."

#ℳ ➙ “It's-a me~” | IC | #ℳ ➙ “My crazy plans always work!” | Dash Commentary |

[red-man-of-mustache]

ℳ ➙

#tag dump #ℳ ➙ Player One | OOC | #ℳ ➙ “It's-a me~” | IC | #ℳ ➙ “Aah worthless koopa junk!” | Memes | #ℳ ➙ “Life is a game but it all depends on how you play!” | Musings | #ℳ ➙ “Hey! Come back here! You big-a monkey!” | Headcanons | #ℳ ➙ Press Start To Play | Asks | #ℳ ➙ Shy Guys | Anonymous Asks | #ℳ ➙ “It's a Stone Luigi you didn't make it.” | Luigi | #ℳ ➙ “Hey King Koopa! You can at least say goodbye!” | Bowser | #ℳ ➙ “Don't Worry Princess- we'll find that Oogtar soon!” | Princess Peach | #ℳ ➙ “Oops. I meant to do that.” | Crack | #ℳ ➙ “Why do salesman always have such bouncy personalities?” | Promo | #ℳ ➙ “But I've got drains to drain!” | Aesthetic | #ℳ ➙ “Oh No! It's a pipe-o-rama!” | Starter Call | #ℳ ➙ “No woman can resist the charm of a Mario.” | Starters | #ℳ ➙ “My crazy plans always work!” | Dash Commentary | #ℳ ➙ “Makes you think doesn't it?” | Open | #ℳ ➙ “Can you say 'chorizo'?” | Main Verse | #ℳ ➙ “I'm-a bet you can't do this!” | Art | #ℳ ➙ “Okey Dokey Princess! It's-a your turn to type!” | Royalty Verse |

[red-man-of-mustache]

"Hey hey: some people aren't as-a fortunate as-a others y'know."

#ℳ ➙ “It's-a me~” | IC | #ℳ ➙ “My crazy plans always work!” | Dash Commentary |

[red-man-of-mustache]

"And I say"

"HEYYYYEAYEAHYEAYEAH"

#ℳ ➙ “It's-a me~” | IC | #ℳ ➙ “My crazy plans always work!” | Dash Commentary | #my childhood #saw it making rounds again on the dash and got blasted with nostalgia

[red-man-of-mustache]

"Where's-a the block button??"

#ℳ ➙ “My crazy plans always work!” | Dash Commentary |

[red-man-of-mustache]

"That looks-a painful. . ."

#ℳ ➙ “It's-a me~” | IC | #ℳ ➙ “My crazy plans always work!” | Dash Commentary |

[red-man-of-mustache]

"Never knew plants could do something like-a that..."

#ℳ ➙ “It's-a me~” | IC | #ℳ ➙ “My crazy plans always work!” | Dash Commentary |

[red-man-of-mustache]

"I used to know-a those people. Maybe I should-a visit."

#ℳ ➙ “It's-a me~” | IC | #ℳ ➙ “My crazy plans always work!” | Dash Commentary |

[red-man-of-mustache]

#bruh #some of you need to calm down #ℳ ➙ “It's-a me~” | IC | #ℳ ➙ “My crazy plans always work!” | Dash Commentary |