#◜ 🍰 . dash commentary ◞

[noisester]

"Plumber boyyy mustache man once I get your pre-character development reply out of the drafts after the horrors it's over for y"

Too bad this is all being said subconsciously and you can't hear any of it. Womp womp.

#◜ 🍰 . banter ◞ #◜ 🍰 . dash commentary ◞ #// OMINOUS HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY INBOX FOR A WHILE. GOOD GRAVY. #// SORRY YOU GOT STUCK IN NTV FOR A MONTH STRAIGHT (the secret ending)

[pure-patissiere]

“ I just can’t believe cheesecake is getting left out of this . . . “

#🍰sugary sweet🍰 #ic #dash commentary #🍰crack!🍰

[sinxsugarxspice]

Pros of Dating Velvet

Will shower you with sweets and since you're dating, she won't poison or drug them!

Super sweet and loves to have fun. She'll have you in (metaphorical) stitches!

She'll drown you in gifts!

Cons

She's absolutely batshit insane

Has bad outbursts and you might accidentally get hurt

Possessive as hell

#*out of cake 🥺*: ooc #🍰🧁 sugar rush 🍰🧁 {headcanons} #🧸 D-O-L-L-H-O-U-S-E 💕 | {Mun Speaks} #🔪 How Did Love Become So Violent 🧸| { Dash Commentary}

[risingsouls]

              “ ..............I suddenly have the sinking suspicion I, or someone somehow related to me, am being discussed. ”

#{ android 21 🍰 #.:crack:. #.:dash commentary:. #wow she gets woke up by nabs bringing up that gero fucked #not only that but he fucked the woman who was her model

[infernal-feminae-archived]

Ah yes, she loves hearing the sound of her simps’ adoration of her.

#🍰ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʟɪᴇꜱ: ɪᴄ ʙᴇᴇʟᴢᴇʙᴜʙ #dash commentary #//you all know who you are

[sinful-feminae-a]

“Rather bold of you to assume that you’ll be the one doing the smashing~” She says, standing at her full height of 15 feet.

#🍰ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʟɪᴇꜱ: ɪᴄ ʙᴇᴇʟᴢᴇʙᴜʙ #dash commentary #//dommy mommy Beelze lol

[noisester]

"Chat? Are you hearing this, chat?"

#◜ 🍰 . live on NTV ◞ #◜ 🍰 . dash commentary ◞ #REEEENNNNTTTTT FRRRREEEEEEEEE YOU KEEP BRINGING THAT ASK FROM LAST YEAR YOU LO

[noisester]

"Angst plots be damned, I can't clown on you people in dash commentaries, woag."

His fingers are LOUDLY drumming against the nearest table, by the way.

#◜ 🍰 . live on NTV ◞ #◜ 🍰 . dash commentary ◞ #// 20 MILLION NOISE BWOMPS #// BACK INTO THE TORMENT DIMENSION WITH YOU. IDIOT

[noisester]

"Woagg. I donno, Reina. MAYYYBE I'd be an active menace in the dash if your bozo red frog didn't interfere, huh."

#◜ 🍰 . live on NTV ◞ #◜ 🍰 . dash commentary ◞ #// proudly returning the jumpscare to you /lh #// HGYGCHFYUJHVGY

[noisester]

"MARCH 14TH IS THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES. STOP MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT PIZZA."

#◜ 🍰 . live on NTV ◞ #◜ 🍰 . dash commentary ◞ #YOU COULDN'T WAIT A WEEK TO RESUME THE ITALIAN POSTING COULD YOU. IDIOTS.

[noisester]

"NOOOO! NUH UH! I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND LET ANOTHER LOSER SEIZE MY CHANCE TO CAUSE A SITUATION! THERE'S ENOUGH FROG BIAS IN THE DASH AS IS. BUZZ OFF."

#◜ 🍰 . live on NTV ◞ #◜ 🍰 . dash commentary ◞ #// NOISE VC MY FIRST INVOLVEMENT IN A MAJOR THREAD NEVER SHOULD'VE BEEN ANGST. FUCK YOU. #// drags my hands down my face...... can they both explode already

[noisester]

'How to send 90 asks throwing a beehive at the manipulative beast who made your girlfriend cry without getting blocked on Tumblr dot com'

#◜ 🍰 . dash commentary ◞ #// EXPLOOOOOOOODE

[noisester]

Can all of you explode already.

#◜ 🍰 . live on NTV ◞ #◜ 🍰 . dash commentary ◞ #WOW. WOWWW OKAYYYY!!!!! AUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH

[noisester]

"Everytime you namedrop me in narration my attack stat increases by two stages. Suck it up, woag."

#◜ 🍰 . live on NTV ◞ #◜ 🍰 . dash commentary ◞ #// horrible specimen experiences the consequences of his actions (big gasp) #// also can you tell I've been playing the new SV DLC

[noisester]

"Kirby & The Amazing Mirror."

#◜ 🍰 . banter ◞ #◜ 🍰 . dash commentary ◞ #// post that will get me killed:

[noisester]

"Now that emptyzone's most popular muse has finally accepted a gift from me, I'm gonna sit down and watch the Noise economy skyrocket by ten Noise-billion percent, giving me more funds to combat the frog OCs and erase pizza from existence." Woag!

#◜ 🍰 . live on NTV ◞ #◜ 🍰 . dash commentary ◞ #// I hope Gub kills him and tears that thing to shreds somehow