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ferromagnetiic · 2 months

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❝ I will not bug you for an appointment for one month if I can be your Valentine. ❞

[Rolls Persuation]

【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄'𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘. 】 @medicus-felini

❝ Not like I was gonna go even if ya did bug me with it. ❞ With how effectively he had managed to evade her appointments up until now, that didn't really mean a whole lot to him.

❝ Don't ya want yer man to be yer Valentine's day partner? Ya only get one; ya know that, right? I'm not askin' to get involved in yer weird couple's play sessions. ❞

#medicus-felini #medicus felini #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】#VALENTINE'S DAY 2024 #// SPOILED. SPOILED LITTLE CAT.#// kid is like jfc excuse me for being a good man for once.#// also i felt guilty that linn was disappointed ): i'm sorry linn ily

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ferromagnetiic · 2 months

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"Luffy's gonna eat you." Quietly. Ominously.

【 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃. 】 @chatcambrioleur

Can she stop creeping around him like a ghost? Why are all the Straw Hats so bloody weird.

❝ Like to see him try. I'd tear my way out from the inside. ❞

He's not scared. Next.

#chatcambrioleur #@gumpistol #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】#// side eyes lala.#// have you guys ever seen neon genesis evangelion.#// because kid will go full unit 01 on leliel on luffy if he tries.#// anyway nobody should try to eat kid he is stinky #// horrible bacon. gives luffy a tummy ache.

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ferromagnetiic · 2 months

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❝ YOU CAN'T STEAL MY COOK !! ❞ no sanji means no food, no food means no meat, no meat means— luffy refuses to think about it. he'll bite kid's ear off before letting that happen!

【 𝐃𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌. 】 @gumpistol @diabelskoga

#gumpistol #diabelskoga #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | IF YOU CAN’T GET WHAT YOU WANT ; WELL IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF ME | gumpistol : luffy. 】#// i spent like two solid minutes trying to decide if this was meant to be ic or crack #// because it's canon????#// luffy trying to bite his ear off like kid hasn't tried to eat him TWICE #// yeah well he's gonna need to eat his ear raw since he's not gonna have a chef anymore.#// haha lala my tag for you is so accurate rn

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ferromagnetiic · 2 months

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❝ Who needs a date when I can hang with my best friend?!! ❞ :D

【 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄'𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. 】 @gumpistol

❝ I got a date. ❞

The look on his face is deadpan; unimpressed, and entirely unamused by Luffy's well-natured suggestion. He's unwavering in his insistence of this claim.

❝ So I don't know who the fuck yer plannin' on hangin' out with, but it ain't me. ❞

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ferromagnetiic · 5 months

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oh isn't that nice! it seems a certain cabin boy cleaned out the ship's pantry and refrigerator. now there's no more moldy leftovers to worry about...or leftovers...or anything at all.

【 UNPROMPTED ASK. 】 @futurepiratekiing

He is staring at the empty pantry. Just... staring at it. Standing there in silence, looking at the barren space that previously contained all the food supplies they would need to survive the following week.

There is building tension stifling the air; a compounding oppression that weighs down like a heavy storm. There is a physicality to his darkening aura, and from several doors away, his nearest nakama will feel themselves becoming suddenly lightheaded, seemingly without a cause.

Kid closes the open supply door with a flat palm. He turns away from it, then to one of the multiple drawers containing the kitchen's cooking utensils, looking for one particular item. He retrieves it after only a few brief seconds; a hammer with a serrated bottom. A meat mallet.

The meat would be too chewy if it was cooked unprepared; he would have to sufficiently tenderize it. Pulverize it, even. But that would be fine; he had grown up eating whatever low quality trash was available to him. Dealing with a few tough steaks was nothing to complain about.

These were desperate times, after all. He would take what he could get.

He looks at the hammer in his hand; lightly tosses it, catches it, getting a feeling for the weight of it, picturing the damage it could do when properly used.

If Luffy has any common sense at all, he'll start running and hiding now, before Kid has had an opportunity to find him and start hunting him down like his prey.

The fact that Straw Hat seemed to think Kid wouldn't immediately jump to cannibalizing his newly appointed cabin boy was perhaps, in hindsight, a mistake on his part. Because he will. He absolutely will eat him. He is so angry he is literally going to cook him and eat him out of rage. Do you know how angry someone has to be to spitefully eat another human being?

Very. Fucking. Angry.

#futurepiratekiing #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】#// AWOLNATION playing in the background: run.#// luffy i'm sorry but you've forced his hand. what else is he supposed to eat now????#// luffy looks liek he will taste horrible but kid is a very hungry man.#// he has eaten worse.#// sending luffy back to his ship was never an option.

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ferromagnetiic · 2 months

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hc + IsHeHavingFunLivingWithLuffyYet

【 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐂 + 𝐀 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃. 】 « Modern verse. » @snowdrcp @gumpistol

❝ Nope. ❞

Of course he bloody isn't. She better take him away before Kid flushes him down the toilet like a dead goldfish.

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ferromagnetiic · 3 months

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medicus-felini asked:

*persuative mreow*

He has kept the last bingo sheet she gave him from several months ago, primarily for the purpose of being able to potentially bully her if a situation ever arose in which he could mention it. He's pulled it out of an old storage crate and he's placed them down on the work table in front of him side by side to compare the two. Copper eyes scan over the sheets like they're exerts from a children's spot the difference activity book.

❝ Right, so ya got bigger tits and ya lost yer earrin's. ❞ She hasn't lost her earrings. He can see all four perfectly clearly as she's standing in front of him; however, she failed to mark the body mods tile this time.

❝ Ya love partyin' now, do ya? Ya had a couple of drinks on my birthday and suddenly yer all about the night life? ❞ He's smirking over it as he asks.

❝ Both times ya only got one bingo... But ya could've had two on this one if ya hadn't forgotten yer piercin's, ya daft cat. ❞

As the final two teasing words leave his mouth, his flat palm is pressing against the top of her head, firmly patting her ears down in the customary way he is most inclined to do with her. Clearly he is both amused and endeared by her multiple attempts to get a decent score in this game.

#medicus-felini #medicus felini #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】#// not me referring to his birthday in past tense when it actually hasn't even happened yet because i haven't replied to your birthday ask!#// kid birthday month is being extended until it comes to a conclusion irrespective of how long that takes.#// he would have accepted a half mark for “feisty” because of sulinn too.#// that would have given her four whole bingos!#// bless you for doing this twice this was very cute.#// love u fungy.

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ferromagnetiic · 2 months

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kid should be extra grateful for luffy's friendship now. he'll never have to compete for the affection of his beloved jeanie teeny, as the shorter man is currently too busy with learning the dance moves for 'dance the night'. (modern)

【 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃. 】 « Modern verse. » @gumpistol

First he goes on and on about wanting to watch his pink dolly movie, now he's dancing in front of the TV and blocking the screen.

Kid is just going to kick the back of his knees while he's facing away from him and distracted.

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ferromagnetiic · 2 months

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"... So what do you think of Elvira?" She's curious. Don't look at her like that.

【 𝐃𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌. 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃. 】 « Modern verse. » @chatcambrioleur

❝ Ya askin' for details or what? How nasty ya want it to be? ❞

She asked.

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ferromagnetiic · 2 months

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❝Want to be my platonic valentine?❞

【 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄'𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. 】 @snowdrcp

❝ Nah. ❞

Instead of that, he's draping his arms around her waist and forcing her to move closer to him so he can kiss the space between her mouth and her cheek, painting her with a red impression in the perfect shape of his lips.

He has rejected her rejecting him; it's a double negative and he has cancelled out her attempts of being platonic.

#snowdrcp #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | LET THE SPARKS FLY BABY | shou. 】#VALENTINE'S DAY 2024 #// he just decided they're not doing that. he hears what he wants to hear.#// kid really said no we be kissin and gigglin.#// dumb. stupid. why she do this #// giv her boyfren a kis

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ferromagnetiic · 2 months

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“Go tell your partner you love them. Now. Go on.”

【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄'𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏. 】 @chatcambrioleur @snowdrcp

❝ Listen. If I'm gonna be act all mushy with my girl, it's gonna be on my terms. Don't know where ya got the idea I was gonna let ya gawk at us like a bunch of weirdos. Bugger off, the lot of ya. Enough of ya tryin'a catch me actin' like a soppy bastard. ❞

He's all embarrassed now because the Straw Hats are teasing him.

#chatcambrioleur #snowdrcp #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | LET THE SPARKS FLY BABY | shou. 】#VALENTINE'S DAY 2024 #// kid must uphold his image of being a complete and utter son of a bitch at all times. don't look at him.#// thank you for sending this i am pleased to have him being a lovesick fool.#// in his own stupid tsundere way.#// he is. a dumb ass.

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ferromagnetiic · 6 months

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You'll be forever known for your magnificent breasts.

#tw suggestive #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | CIVILIAN CASUALTIES | anon. 】#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER | crack. 】#// come off anon. we need to talk.#// i'm calling your parents.#// what can he even say to this.#// boobs.#// he's hiding them from u #// i get 405 new icons and this is my first post.

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ferromagnetiic · 6 months

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uta just pats his arm since she can't reach his shoulder. "you know, you don't like doctors, i don't like doctors. the easy solution for this problem is putting the doctors to sleep."

@melodysian @medicus-felini

❝ We ain't euthanizin' her. ❞

The fact that Uta's rare and formidable powers are centered around being unconscious seems to have temporarily escaped him. He said that with his entire chest. He doesn't understand nuances; he thought she meant because Linn is a cat.

#melodysian #medicus-felini #medicus felini #tw animal death #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】#// am i going to hell for writing this reply #// uta fits in with chaotic KP energy so well omg

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ferromagnetiic · 6 months

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❝ ... y'know. ❞ she starts, orbs of gold flittering to the side in a casual eye-roll. ❝ ain't much point in havin' a doctor if you're not gonna listen to her. she's gonna start losin' face if you don't entertain her every once in awhile, at least. ❞

@snowdrcp @medicus-felini

❝ She's fine; she's got plenty to do already. ❞

As if his resistance to getting his check up done was a considerate act performed out of the goodness of his heart.

Right hand reaches out to cup her jawline, his thumb placed on her chin, forcing aureate gems to reflect imagery of copper. An attempt of distracting her, though perhaps not executed particularly deftly or innocuously.

❝ Worryin' about me again, Hen? ❞

Every word purred in amorous suggestion.

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ferromagnetiic · 6 months

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He's got that obnoxious, faux-contemplative look on his face. The one that makes him look super punchable. But this guy was just too fun to mess with. “Things’re gonna be real awkward between us if it turns out I’m your dad, huh?”

@akagamiko

That comment made him feel physically ill.

Can he also abandon him on an island for twelve years and leave him the fuck alone.

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ferromagnetiic · 7 months

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Does anyone in your crew get a pass to act chummy with other pirates outside of your crew? Like the Strawhats or Shanks?

The question brings with it an immediate air of hostility; umbrage, displayed in tensed brow and teeth bared in a snarl like a taunted dog. The mention of Red Hair's name could only be used as bait to provoke him into an impassionate rage. They knew what they were doing by bringing him up in the context of hypothetical companionship; this was a pointed attempt to piss him off, and it was inevitable it would be effective. Kid wonders if he should even bother following through with clarification, when the dead don't have any use for exposition. Tempting as it may be to answer the matter with bloodshed, he'll hold back the urge with both hands gripping his temper's leash. He'll take that hanging bait, and he'll sink his canines into it for the sake of not looking like a pushover who's lenient with his crew gallivanting off with whomever they may please. Hell, maybe some of his men could do with a refresher on how things operate under his command. He knows exactly what this is about; a certain golden-eyed Straw Hat who's found herself a comfortable spot in his bed.

❝ Ya come to my face and start askin' questions about how I look after my men, yer gonna go home in a coffin. Ya got some damn fuckin' nerve. ❞

The threat is punctuated with a pronounced scoff.

❝ Ya think I let my crew walk all over me? Ya think I don't have anythin' to say about them running off with the enemy whenever they want? Nah, this ain't playtime anymore. ❞

When he speaks, Kid's voice is low; austere, unyielding. This is not an open debate, and nothing he says it up for further discussion.

❝ Most important thing to me is honesty. Maybe we ported at some island, bumped into another crew; maybe one of my boys found some pretty thing he wants to take to bed. I'm not gonna stop him if he's upfront about that. I just don't want any affiliations being kept secret from me. I don't like my men sneakin' around behind my back, doing shit they don't want me knowin' about. It's not a good look if I catch ya runnin' off with the enemy without a word. ❞

If they were open about the friendship, he was a lot more willing to be compliant with them spending time together. Trust and loyalty were quick to break, and practically impossible for Kid to rebuild once lost. No matter how innocent their intentions may be, if he discovered someone on his crew had been maintaining a secret relationship with their rival, it would be cause for him to be alarmed. Though he trusted each and every one of the members of his crew with his life, he didn't trust others with an ounce; he needed to know who to hunt down if anyone went missing, and who would need to compensate with blood if anyone was hurt.

❝ Thing is, if one of my men gets attacked, I expect him to be able to defend himself. If he can't, I'll have to step in and do it for him. Either way, if shit goes south and that partnership turns sour, I ain't willing to lose one of my crew over it. It's kill or be killed. Backstabbers don't get second chances, and I wanna know who was holdin' the knife. ❞

Everyone on this side of the ocean was out for blood. He couldn't afford to let his guard down; not when he knew the colossal damage misguided trust could do firsthand.

Power dynamics were always at the forefront of Kid's mind, with the stronger members of his crew being granted the most freedom. If Killer, Heat, or Wire, for example, were to inform him that they were spending some spare time with a rival crew member, Kid wouldn't being opposed to it. When he didn't perceive a rival pirate to be a threat, he didn't believe there was much to be concerned about. They had earned their status as his strongest men, and he wouldn't condescend them by fussing over their safety when he knew they could handle themselves. When the power balance was in favor of the enemy, however, he tended to be more wary.

A pause, then, somewhat stiff; grumbled words, like he's coming clean about something he doesn't particularly enjoy admitting, though he considered the statement valuable enough to verbalize.

❝ 'Sides. Ya can't pair all our rivals together into one pot. Ya come here actin' like 'salright to get buddy-buddy with Red Hair's men; fuck that, 'course it bloody ain't. Fact is, Straw Hat handles shit differently. We're still rivals, but as long as ya don't hurt his crew, he ain't gonna bother us. ❞

#tw long post #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | CIVILIAN CASUALTIES | anon. 】#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】#// oh boy. he didn't read that question very well;;;;#// he totally saw that as being passive aggressive. even if it wasn't meant to be lol #// that was just how he heard it and how he interpreted it anyway.#// sorry that was a lot of rambling !!!#// but thank you for sending! that was good for character analysis #// it was good to be able to clear that up!#// i had fun writing it!#// i love getting anons like this!

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