#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】

[ferromagnetiic]

❝ I will not bug you for an appointment for one month if I can be your Valentine. ❞

[Rolls Persuation]

          【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄'𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘. 】                     @medicus-felini       

     ❝ Not like I was gonna go even if ya did bug me with it. ❞           With how effectively he had managed to evade her appointments up until now, that didn't really mean a whole lot to him.

     ❝ Don't ya want yer man to be yer Valentine's day partner?      Ya only get one; ya know that, right?      I'm not askin' to get involved in yer weird couple's play sessions. ❞

#medicus-felini #medicus felini #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】 #VALENTINE'S DAY 2024 #// SPOILED. SPOILED LITTLE CAT. #// kid is like jfc excuse me for being a good man for once. #// also i felt guilty that linn was disappointed ): i'm sorry linn ily

[ferromagnetiic]

【 ⚙ 】 @medicus-felini @flambace

You two little shits better be thanking your lucky stars he managed to assemble an outfit in time after all his clothes got mutilated and cremated.

#medicus felini #medicus-felini #flambace #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RAMPAGE | dash comm. 】 #// specifically chose scorpion grillz to make ace jealous. fuck you.

[ferromagnetiic]

"Luffy's gonna eat you." Quietly. Ominously.

          【 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃. 】                     @chatcambrioleur

          Can she stop creeping around him like a ghost? Why are all the Straw Hats so bloody weird.

     ❝ Like to see him try.      I'd tear my way out from the inside. ❞

He's not scared. Next.

#chatcambrioleur #@gumpistol #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】 #// side eyes lala. #// have you guys ever seen neon genesis evangelion. #// because kid will go full unit 01 on leliel on luffy if he tries. #// anyway nobody should try to eat kid he is stinky #// horrible bacon. gives luffy a tummy ache.

[ferromagnetiic]

❝ Who needs a date when I can hang with my best friend?!! ❞ :D

          【 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄'𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. 】                     @gumpistol   

          ❝ I got a date. ❞

          The look on his face is deadpan; unimpressed, and entirely unamused by Luffy's well-natured suggestion. He's unwavering in his insistence of this claim.

     ❝ So I don't know who the fuck yer plannin' on hangin' out with, but it ain't me. ❞

#gumpistol #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | IF YOU CAN’T GET WHAT YOU WANT ; WELL IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF ME | gumpistol : luffy. 】 #VALENTINE'S DAY 2024 #// that casual shade !!!! #// luffy what do you know that kid doesn't;;;; #// is luffy third wheeling his date

[ferromagnetiic]

oh isn't that nice! it seems a certain cabin boy cleaned out the ship's pantry and refrigerator. now there's no more moldy leftovers to worry about...or leftovers...or anything at all.

【 UNPROMPTED ASK. 】 @futurepiratekiing

          He is staring at the empty pantry. Just... staring at it. Standing there in silence, looking at the barren space that previously contained all the food supplies they would need to survive the following week.

There is building tension stifling the air; a compounding oppression that weighs down like a heavy storm. There is a physicality to his darkening aura, and from several doors away, his nearest nakama will feel themselves becoming suddenly lightheaded, seemingly without a cause.

Kid closes the open supply door with a flat palm. He turns away from it, then to one of the multiple drawers containing the kitchen's cooking utensils, looking for one particular item. He retrieves it after only a few brief seconds; a hammer with a serrated bottom. A meat mallet.

The meat would be too chewy if it was cooked unprepared; he would have to sufficiently tenderize it. Pulverize it, even. But that would be fine; he had grown up eating whatever low quality trash was available to him. Dealing with a few tough steaks was nothing to complain about.

These were desperate times, after all. He would take what he could get.

He looks at the hammer in his hand; lightly tosses it, catches it, getting a feeling for the weight of it, picturing the damage it could do when properly used.

If Luffy has any common sense at all, he'll start running and hiding now, before Kid has had an opportunity to find him and start hunting him down like his prey.

The fact that Straw Hat seemed to think Kid wouldn't immediately jump to cannibalizing his newly appointed cabin boy was perhaps, in hindsight, a mistake on his part. Because he will. He absolutely will eat him. He is so angry he is literally going to cook him and eat him out of rage. Do you know how angry someone has to be to spitefully eat another human being?

          Very. Fucking. Angry.

#futurepiratekiing #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】 #// AWOLNATION playing in the background: run. #// luffy i'm sorry but you've forced his hand. what else is he supposed to eat now???? #// luffy looks liek he will taste horrible but kid is a very hungry man. #// he has eaten worse. #// sending luffy back to his ship was never an option.

[ferromagnetiic]

【 KID'S BIRTHDAY 2024. 】

          It is his birthday.

     The party hasn't even started and he is already drinking.

     He's ready to get wrecked and remember absolutely none of it tomorrow.

If you catch him when he's pissed enough, he might even be a little bit less horrible to you. Or maybe he'll be even more aggressive. Depends on how the night goes.

#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | BLOOD AND IRON-WILLED | open. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】 #tw alcohol #tw drinking #// hello i am here!!! #// i just got home and i am getting ready to party. i have a few things to do before the night starts but then i'm good! #// this is the single drunkest day of the year for him. #// i will warn you that heavy scottish accents are inevitable. probably also badly translated gaelic. #// he will remember absolutely none of this tomorrow so say anything you want to him. #// also heads up that i will be spreading this event out over the course of the next few days #// because i don't think i can reply to everything in one night i'm sorry;;;; #// it might end up being a week long event depending on what happens. #// anyway hello and happy birthday to all the other kids on my dash! #// i am tagging all these posts as kid's birthday 2024 just in case any of the subject matter is uncomfortable for you #// and you want to blacklist #// okay love you all see you in a bit! #kid's birthday 2024

[ferromagnetiic]

hc + IsHeHavingFunLivingWithLuffyYet

          【 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐂 + 𝐀 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃. 】      « Modern verse. »                     @snowdrcp @gumpistol    

     ❝ Nope. ❞

          Of course he bloody isn't. She better take him away before Kid flushes him down the toilet like a dead goldfish.

#gumpistol #snowdrcp #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | IF YOU CAN’T GET WHAT YOU WANT ; WELL IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF ME | gumpistol : luffy. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | LET THE SPARKS FLY BABY | shou. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | SHIFTING GEARS | modern. 】 #// what do u think. #// he has breakable bones in this au though. #// i need a special tag for this au (: #// love u lala.

[ferromagnetiic]

medicus-felini asked:

*persuative mreow*

He has kept the last bingo sheet she gave him from several months ago, primarily for the purpose of being able to potentially bully her if a situation ever arose in which he could mention it. He's pulled it out of an old storage crate and he's placed them down on the work table in front of him side by side to compare the two. Copper eyes scan over the sheets like they're exerts from a children's spot the difference activity book.

     ❝ Right, so ya got bigger tits and ya lost yer earrin's. ❞ She hasn't lost her earrings. He can see all four perfectly clearly as she's standing in front of him; however, she failed to mark the body mods tile this time.

     ❝ Ya love partyin' now, do ya? Ya had a couple of drinks on my birthday and suddenly yer all about the night life? ❞ He's smirking over it as he asks.

     ❝ Both times ya only got one bingo... But ya could've had two on this one if ya hadn't forgotten yer piercin's, ya daft cat. ❞

As the final two teasing words leave his mouth, his flat palm is pressing against the top of her head, firmly patting her ears down in the customary way he is most inclined to do with her. Clearly he is both amused and endeared by her multiple attempts to get a decent score in this game.

#medicus-felini #medicus felini #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】 #// not me referring to his birthday in past tense when it actually hasn't even happened yet because i haven't replied to your birthday ask! #// kid birthday month is being extended until it comes to a conclusion irrespective of how long that takes. #// he would have accepted a half mark for “feisty” because of sulinn too. #// that would have given her four whole bingos! #// bless you for doing this twice this was very cute. #// love u fungy.

[ferromagnetiic]

         kid should be extra grateful for luffy's friendship now. he'll never have to compete for the affection of his beloved jeanie teeny, as the shorter man is currently too busy with learning the dance moves for 'dance the night'. (modern)

          【 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃. 】      « Modern verse. »                     @gumpistol     

     First he goes on and on about wanting to watch his pink dolly movie, now he's dancing in front of the TV and blocking the screen.

     Kid is just going to kick the back of his knees while he's facing away from him and distracted.

#gumpistol #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | SHIFTING GEARS | modern. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | IF YOU CAN’T GET WHAT YOU WANT ; WELL IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF ME | gumpistol : luffy. 】 #kid vc: i don't want to watch yer stupid baby movie #kid vc: luffy sit the fuck down i can't see the tv

[ferromagnetiic]

"... So what do you think of Elvira?" She's curious. Don't look at her like that.

          【 𝐃𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌. 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃. 】      « Modern verse. »                     @chatcambrioleur     

     ❝ Ya askin' for details or what?      How nasty ya want it to be? ❞

     She asked.

#tw suggestive #chatcambrioleur #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | SHIFTING GEARS | modern. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】 #// what do you think nami. #// take a wild guess.

[ferromagnetiic]

          【 CONTINUED. 】 @chatcambrioleur

          The more riled up she gets, the more apparent it is that he's enjoying himself far too much. He's grinning from ear to ear, a smile which is all teeth, conspicuously deriving pleasure from mocking her infuriation.

It is like bullying a small cat; he continued to tease her, and she hisses and swats at his hand with her paw. A harmless little pap.

She's completely pissed at him, and he's then laughing; it's as loud as it is ridiculing.

     He shoots her a look when he is through — still smirking, still taunting, but lacking murderous intent.

          He's waiting for her to finally realize he is fucking with her.

#chatcambrioleur #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】 #// oh no he liked the birthday gift! #// he just likes being horrible more. #// hope nobody noticed that i edited the icon because the last one didn't fit LOL

[ferromagnetiic]

❝Want to be my platonic valentine?❞

                    【 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄'𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. 】                     @snowdrcp

         ❝ Nah. ❞

          Instead of that, he's draping his arms around her waist and forcing her to move closer to him so he can kiss the space between her mouth and her cheek, painting her with a red impression in the perfect shape of his lips.

He has rejected her rejecting him; it's a double negative and he has cancelled out her attempts of being platonic.

#snowdrcp #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | LET THE SPARKS FLY BABY | shou. 】 #VALENTINE'S DAY 2024 #// he just decided they're not doing that. he hears what he wants to hear. #// kid really said no we be kissin and gigglin. #// dumb. stupid. why she do this #// giv her boyfren a kis

[ferromagnetiic]

“Go tell your partner you love them. Now. Go on.”

                    【 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄'𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏. 】                     @chatcambrioleur    @snowdrcp

         ❝ Listen. If I'm gonna be act all mushy with my girl, it's gonna be on my terms.      Don't know where ya got the idea I was gonna let ya gawk at us like a bunch of weirdos.      Bugger off, the lot of ya.      Enough of ya tryin'a catch me actin' like a soppy bastard. ❞

          He's all embarrassed now because the Straw Hats are teasing him.

#chatcambrioleur #snowdrcp #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | LET THE SPARKS FLY BABY | shou. 】 #VALENTINE'S DAY 2024 #// kid must uphold his image of being a complete and utter son of a bitch at all times. don't look at him. #// thank you for sending this i am pleased to have him being a lovesick fool. #// in his own stupid tsundere way. #// he is. a dumb ass.

[ferromagnetiic]

uta just pats his arm since she can't reach his shoulder. "you know, you don't like doctors, i don't like doctors. the easy solution for this problem is putting the doctors to sleep."

@melodysian @medicus-felini

❝ We ain't euthanizin' her. ❞

The fact that Uta's rare and formidable powers are centered around being unconscious seems to have temporarily escaped him. He said that with his entire chest. He doesn't understand nuances; he thought she meant because Linn is a cat.

#melodysian #medicus-felini #medicus felini #tw animal death #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】 #// am i going to hell for writing this reply #// uta fits in with chaotic KP energy so well omg

[ferromagnetiic]

❝ ... y'know. ❞ she starts, orbs of gold flittering to the side in a casual eye-roll. ❝ ain't much point in havin' a doctor if you're not gonna listen to her. she's gonna start losin' face if you don't entertain her every once in awhile, at least. ❞

@snowdrcp @medicus-felini

❝ She's fine; she's got plenty to do already. ❞

As if his resistance to getting his check up done was a considerate act performed out of the goodness of his heart.

Right hand reaches out to cup her jawline, his thumb placed on her chin, forcing aureate gems to reflect imagery of copper. An attempt of distracting her, though perhaps not executed particularly deftly or innocuously.

❝ Worryin' about me again, Hen? ❞

Every word purred in amorous suggestion.

#snowdrcp #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | LET THE SPARKS FLY BABY | shou. 】 #// kid bullies his doctor then immediately starts flirting with his gf because he FUCKING SUCKS #// hate him. kill him.

[ferromagnetiic]

He's got that obnoxious, faux-contemplative look on his face. The one that makes him look super punchable. But this guy was just too fun to mess with. “Things’re gonna be real awkward between us if it turns out I’m your dad, huh?”

@akagamiko

That comment made him feel physically ill.

Can he also abandon him on an island for twelve years and leave him the fuck alone.

#akagamiko #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER | crack. 】 #// it's not crack. #// love u shanks love u poppy. #// if shanks is kid's dad maybe his mom should have swallowed him.