#💖shitposting with cats!; crack

[multiverse-swampy]

“Hey, uh... I found this little screaming Nargacuga...“

#💖In Character #💖Multiverse Jumper; Swampy #💖Shitposting with CATS!; Crack #i love this pic btw #such a mood

[gayfanficsanonymous]

All About Me

this is a long ass post so i’ll slap on the keep reading here! enjoy this (surprisingly) non crack post!

first name

Logan

height

5′5″

sexuality

pansexual

just a gay nightmare™️

pronouns

he/him

they/them

(either is fine for me)

favorite colors

green

blue

grey

red

purple

fav foods/sauces/shit i eat

perogies

chips

spaghetti 

tofu

salmon

sunny-side up eggs

hot sauce

ramen

lemon heads

chocolate

bungee gum

bc it possesses the properties of both rubber and gum 

pork cutlet bowl

honey buddha chips

bc i’m a slut for 707

panta

(grape fanta)

earl grey tea

chamomile tea

fav things to do 

write

draw

paint

listen to music

take depression naps

run through the grass bare foot

bake

sing

terrorize my neighbors by singing all star at 3 am

did that yesterday

hang with my cat arnie

why i joined tumblr 

this is a hellscape

i am going to hell

so it’s practice

jkjkjk

i loved tumblr

seen legendary posts on other sites

thought that i’d be able to get my writing out there

(even tho i mainly shitpost)

and make friends

(which i did)

(and enemies. you know who you are. fucking irl hisoka)

i just love how much i’ve grown into even more of a crackhead since i’ve first created my account

my first impressions of my mutuals compared to now 

@red-riot-rat​

i was lowkey intimidated by you

but i thought you were cool

just a chill person

i vibe with you

i’m glad to be your mutual 🥺💖💖💖

@squishytenya​

oh ok buckle up

i thought you were scary

 but a good scary?

like you didn’t take shit from anyone

you have all the braincells between us

i think that you are amazing

i love you so much 🥺💖💖💖

@jmeyerss​

you were chill

like stoner chill

you were a person who vibes

and i loved  

you are my wine aunt

and i love you for it

🥺💖💖💖

here you go: 🍷

@kingdoms--night--star​

i just fucking love ya

even from when you started out as an anon

then you tagged me in a post

and i followed you

you became one of my constants on this hellscape

and i love you for it

🥺💖💖💖

@anarchytheselfshipper​

i don’t remember how we became mutuals

but

i’m glad we did

you are chaotic

and i am chaotic

so we v i b e

you are an amazing sibling

i fucking love you 🥺💖💖💖

@peachesandpinks​

oh i remember why i started following  you

you had a pic of jackie from that 70′s show as your profile pic

(awesome choice, btw)

you post awesome content

i like awesome content

you are so positive

but you are ready to cut anyone who insults someone you love

and i live for that shit

overall, you are just an amazing person

🥺💖💖💖

current clothes i’m wearing 

pink shorts

underwear (give in)

nirvana shirt

headband

my pink silk bonnet

my personal style 

hippie

casual

whatever is in the closet and is clean

updated face reveal pic

taken after i shower

i’ll reblog this with the pic

the first ten songs that appear on my general and my hippie hours playlists

hippie hours:

desolation row- bob dylan

don’t think twice, it’s all right- bob dylan

talk to me- stevie nicks

breakdown- tom petty & the heartbreakers

maggie’s farm- bob dylan

hey joe- the jimi hendrix experience

listen to her- tom petty & the heartbreakers

detour ahead- billie holiday

if not for you- bob dylan

jokerman- bob dylan

general:

romeo & juliet- hobo johnson

they’re coming to take me away- lard

smack a bitch- rico nasty

IV. Sweatpants- childish gambino

beef flomix- flo milli

forbidden fruit (the duke’s theme)- thomas sanders 

fuck the police- N.W.A

strange fruit- billie holiday

riot- hollywood undead

3 musketeers (feat. NextYoungin)- ppcocaine

all my fictional husbands

L

Iida Tenya

Bakugo

Kirishima

Shinsou

Tamaki 

Mirio

Chrollo

Nagito Komaeda

Kokichi

Byakuya

Mori 

Kyoya 

Nekozawa (but the emo him. the blond hair him reminds me too much of that simp bitch tamaki)

yukio

rin 

Suguro 

amaimon

(ummm i can’t think of the others)

face reveal?

(ewwwwwwwww)

pets?

(arnie)

(max. don’t ask about the bread)

(lucy, penny, and luna)

#100 follower milestone #updated face reveal #my pets #all about me #its wash day so that’s why my hair looks like that #i feel like a tomato #idk why that’s the vibe i have #fucking acne is a bitch

[multiverse-swampy]

“Why am I getting a sneaking suspicion that Kaveh is gonna steal Alhaitham’s credit card?”

#💖in character #💖multiverse jumper; swampy #💖genshin impact verse; traveler #💖shitposting with cats!; crack #Genshin spoilers #Genshin impact spoilers #Kaveh would take her shopping after an argument though

[multiverse-swampy]

*Insert 300 joke here.*

#💖In Character #💖Multiverse Jumper; Swampy #💖Warframe Verse; Tenno #💖For the Glory of Sparta; Styanax #💖Shitposting with CATS!; Crack #his colors are spartan like #as he should be #i love how he sounds

[multiverse-swampy]

"Testicular Torsion casters are ALWAYS acting tough. Right until the wizard casts... MEND BUTT CRACK!"

#💖In Character #💖multiverse jumper; swampy #💖Warframe Verse; Tenno #💖Laboratory Librarian; Dante #💖Shitposting with CATS!; Crack #nsfw-ish #what do you mean its not canon #why are my warframe posts always crack related xD

[multiverse-swampy]

"Inner peace... Inner peace... dinner please... dinner with peas... in a sesame soy glaze..."

"Okay this is not working at all."

#💖In Character #💖Multiverse Jumper; Swampy #💖Shitposting with CATS!; Crack #still here #just still in sick recovery

[multiverse-swampy]

"Wood fired pizza? ... How is pizza gonna get a job now?"

#💖In Character #💖Multiverse Jumper; Swampy #💖Shitposting with CATS!; Crack #i need to be more active

[multiverse-swampy]

"Who gave Ayaka a gun?!"

#💖In Character #💖Multiverse Jumper; Swampy #💖Genshin Impact Verse; Traveler #💖Shitposting with CATS!; Crack

[multiverse-swampy]

"Is the Primordial Sea gonna be known as Tartaglia's Bathwater or not?"

#💖In Character #💖Multiverse Jumper; Swampy #💖Genshin Impact Verse; Traveler #💖Shitposting with CATS!; Crack

[multiverse-swampy]

“Shut up before I hit you with my rubber ducky.”

#💖In Character #💖Multiverse Jumper; Swampy #💖Shitposting with CATS!; Crack

[multiverse-swampy]

Swampy pulls up in a rocket ship and rolls down the window.

“Get in loser. We’re going to Deep Dish 9.”

#💖In Character #💖Multiverse Jumper; Swampy #💖Into The Unknown Verse #💖Shitposting with CATS!; Crack #💖Open Starter #not so subtle reference

[multiverse-swampy]

“Shez, can you please stop being summoned for five seconds?”

#💖in character #💖multiverse jumper; swampy #💖fire emblem hero verse; summoner #💖shitposting with cats!; crack #I swear I think I summoned her three times trying for goat aunt

[multiverse-swampy]

“I’m not used to seeing Noelle without her engineer hat on...”

#💖In Character #💖Multiverse Jumper; Swampy #💖Genshin Impact Verse; Traveler #💖Shitposting with CATS!; Crack #stems from an Among Us video #Noelle's VA

[multiverse-swampy]

“How much do I gotta pay to see Venti and Tartaglia doing the Kazotsky Kick?”

#💖In Character #💖Multiverse Jumper; Swampy #💖Genshin Impact Verse; Traveler #💖Shitposting with CATS!; Crack

[multiverse-swampy]

One day, she’s gonna die from laughter.

#💖In Character #💖Multiverse Jumper; Swampy #💖Genshin Impact Verse; Traveler #💖Shitposting with CATS!; Crack #slight Jerma reference #but Itto is making her laugh so hard-

[multiverse-swampy]

“Oh, I see now. Signora was a caterpillar that turned into a butt fly.”

#💖In Character #💖Multiverse Jumper; Swampy #💖Genshin Impact Verse; Traveler #💖Shitposting with CATS!; Crack #randomly said while rematching her