#🤨 dying again ray?
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donut changed the gc name to: exposing bitchless people
2:49 AM
donut: YALL WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND
bland hoe, man whore, ripoff badass miku, genderwho and carrot top came online
bland hoe: what-
man whore: the fact that we all collectively came online at the same time makes me laugh
ripoff badass miku: i mean we all were just taking a game break so-
genderwho: do yall people not have SCHOOL?? 💀🔫
genderwho: im trying to SLEEP 😀
bland hoe: we do we're just built different 🤪
ripoff badass miku: like you totally didn't chug down 3 energy drinks bc you wanted to spend more time with asuna 💀
genderwho: caught lackin 💀📸
carrot top: to say we're all sleep deprived would be an understatement
donut: STOP TALKIGN ABOUT SLEEP I FOUND THE GUYS TINDER PAGE
bland hoe: AINT NO WAY 💀✋🏻
man whore: I THOUGHT THAT WAS A JOKE WE JUST COLLECTIVELY MADE 😃
genderwho: IM CRYINGG 😭
donut: THE AMOUNT OF RED FLAGS THIS MAN HAS ON HIS PAGEEEE OML 🚩🚩😟
walking red flag, wannabe emo, and god came online
god: SEND A SCREENSHOT 💀
walking red flag: what happened to hi, hru-
wannabe emo: emma turn off your damn ringer oml i can hear it from over here, ur gonna attract the monsters 💀
orphan #1 and #2 came online
orphan #1 and #2 changed their name to orphans
orphans: everytime we come online, theres someone in danger 😟
god: what can i say, stupid people get in stupid situations
carrot top: LIKE U ARENT IN THE SAME SITUATION WE'RE IN NORMAN SIT THE HELL DOWN 💀✋🏻
donut: *sends the screenshot*
bland hoe: i'm telling klein to come online now i need an explanation
my ass hurts and knock off annabelle came online
my ass hurts: heard we were exposing some people. came to observe
knock off annabelle: your next buddy 😊
bitchless came online
bitchless: WERE YOU LOOKING ME UP ON THE INTERNET 😰
fish go bloop bloop came online
fish go bloop bloop: ur a red flag mitsuba oml
donut: like u aren't 🤨
dead bitch came online
dead bitch: was gonna defend yashiro but mitsuba has a point
bland hoe: damn the plot twist 😟 🍿
my ass hurts: WAIT I JUST GOT DONE READING THE SCREENSHOT
my ass hurts: "22 Male, Single and ready to mingle"
bitchless: yall making fun of me for trying to get in a relationship hurts
god: good
manwhore: i'm- HOW OLD ARE YALL- THATS A GROWN ASS MAN
carrot top: idk, ray how old are we again
wannabe emo: 12?
ripoff badass miku: damn klein just got his ego destroyed by a 12 yr old and a donut who knew society could do this now 💀
bitchless went offline
donut: HLEP
orphans: maybe we should be more kind, love is a hard thing in life :(
genderwho: okay master oogway
orphans: I'm-
carrot top: where have u been 💀 u missed a bunch
genderwho: sorry passed out while trying to read the chat and the tinder screenshot
genderwho: did scare me tho, i thought i accidentally matched on my catfish account
donut: AINT NO WAY WE HAVE 2 TINDER ACCS IN THIS GC 💀
fish go bloop bloop: CATFISH?? 😟🚩
genderwho: i catfish people into thinking im some hot model sometimes, for the shiggles yknow 🤪
donut: SLAY WHAT U WANNA SLAY 😎👑
bland hoe: just came back from dying adn trying to see where klein went, he left the game and everything
god: damn, i underestimated myself
wannabe emo: i overestimate you everyday
carrot top: i just estimate if we're gonna be dumbasses or not everyday
walking red flag: 3 different types of people in friend groups pt 1
ripoff badass miku: it's the dynamic for me 😍
fish go bloop bloop: now that i think of it
fish go bloop bloop: where's kou??
dead bitch: getting his good 8 hrs after his nightly face and wash routine with his brother ✨
donut: if your right, i'm gonna assume that you stalk people hanako
dead bitch: like u don't
orphans: i mean u did go on the hunt for the tinder account and proceeded to expose him, so who are we not to assume we're next
orphans: the 2 dumbasses aren't here either
carrot top: probably out there dying like we were
wannabe emo: nah we a special case 😍
bland hoe: 💀💀💀
genderwho: you all are special
my ass hurts: im special
knockoff annabelle: u wish hun
genderwho: everyone shut up im trying to sleep
man whore: turn on silent mode
genderwho: i have it on but i have this gc on bypass, all notifs no matteer what
bland hoe: aww
genderwho: nah its so that i know when yall are talking shit abt me
donut: expecting the unexpected, i like it picasso
walking red flag: not the tiktok audio
donut: and how do u know that hmm?
gendewho: STFU GO TO SLEEP BYE
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Vox Machina Episode 11
Vax is a delicate blossom who apparently never had to smell anything nasty while he was working with the Clasp
Scanlan desperately texting them his plan while he drives to the studio lmao
Matt being like “he says he wants to try and Dominate it” and the entire cast being like “yeah that’s what he would want”
BIG🖐 BY’S 🖐HAAAAAAND🖐
Pike I love you and your spiritual lariat 💜
Matt looking in his bag for laser pointers and Sam screaming, “OH MY GOD IT’S THE BEHOLDER IT’S ATTACKING NOW”
Vax being so fucking sad about rolling a 16 for stealth, it really be like that 😔
Vex getting the sleep arrow off!!
Keyleth trying to cast an incredibly intense spell while the rest of the party takes care of important matters such as looking in holes, putting a blankie on the giant, propositioning each other, bullying Clarota, and trying to tie up a bigass giant with twine.
Vex being like, “So, K’Varn…. thoughts?” 🤨
The clownery of the party translating back and forth between Undercommon and Common
Why the fuck would Vax ask Percy to be the one to hold the rope while he goes down?? He said, yeah Grog’s got a +5 but Percy’s got a pretty hot +1 soooooooo 😏
Them trying to get to know the fomorian oh my god
Vax wanting to go do more fucking reconnaissance bc he has a death wish sir please…
Percy asking for a diamond to experiment w the acid and Vex just going, “NOOOOOOO”
Vax said I am begging you to let me and Scanlan risk our lives to go have a looksie
Poor Grog always trying to make friends by giving people ale and these Underdark assholes keep making him regret it :(
The entire party panicking when the formorian smashes the cask of ale and trying to distract Grog
“I’m in mourning now.” rip king 😔
Aww Pike comforting her big brother 🥺
“I’m not afraid of bats,” Percy “Badass” de Rolo
Oh my god they have a plan but they don’t have a fucking plan why is DnD so fucking stressfullllll
They turn Tiny into a mouse oh my god
The origin of Scanlan Hates Trinket
Oh my god they’re gonna taxi to the final battle what the fuckkk
Kima just coming out guns blazing with the “I do not plan on surviving the battle”
GO HOME BATS!!!!
Vax trying to give his I Love You All Even Though We’re About To Die speech and everyone just groaning and smacking him
Noooooo Pike being scared of dying again
Pike casting Death Ward on Grog and Vax… she said I gotta protect my big brother, our single tank, and also Dumbass With A Death Wish
God I just know that that dome was some sort of super wild battle-changing magic thing and they just fuckin destroyed it very first move
“Naughty, naughty… I left the door open for you!” Listen, K’Varn is definitely not the most memorable VM villain… but this was a good fucking line
Oh no they forgot that he could fly
Keyleth simply loves to do ridiculous dives off of things
GOD she’s so cool that’s my fucking wife 😍
And then she tries to do her Heroic Sacrifice 🙄 jfc she and Vax are kind of perfect for each other
Grog and Scanlan both freaking out when Pike gets grappled
Vax: I’m going to do something stupid ☺️
*rolls a nat 20 bc god smiles on Vax doing stupid things*
K’Varn trying to get Vax w the charm ray and Vax beating it and being like “I love you guys too much “… quotes we will review in like ten episodes when the charm spells in question are being fired by a hot vampire and not a gross beholder 👀
K’Varn loves tossing the gnomes around these are hatecrimes
God Kima’s hot
Grog rolling a nat 20 to grab the fucking horn…. something terrible is about to happen here
“meatball-like torso”
DEATH WARD IS ACTIVATED
Grog getting a Nat 20 to save his life against K’Varn versus K’Varn using his last fucking Legendary Action to get his ass
Percy is an absolute mad lad and he revels in it
Pike saving her big bro w Revivify… we love to see it 🥺
But that is such a good villain trope - villains targeting the cleric after they heal someone or bring them back
GOD KIMA’S HOT
Vex getting the HDYWTDT 💜💜💜
zombie k’varn
I’m sad Pike didn’t get to do any cool Cleric Shit to him…
I am kind of curious if Matt would’ve had K’Varn come back a second time if Tiberius hadn’t managed to rip the horn off of his head lol
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