#'WELL OKAY THEN I HADN'T PLANNED ON THE WHOLE KIDNAPPING-THE-OFFSPRING-FOR-BLACKMAIL-PLOT BUT NOW THAT YOU'VE LITERALLY HANDED IT TO ME-'

[tarisilmarwen]

“I can’t believe I’m saying this... but you’re the only one that we can trust to watch Mar’i right now. All the Titans are occupied. The Bats are occupied. We don’t feel like the ladies at the daycare can deal with her... abilities. This might just be the most horrific day of my life. But.... Control Freak, we need you now.”

Okay but now I want to know what circumstances led to Robin calling Control Freak to be the babysitter because that just sounds hilarious.

#'....are.... are you seriously trusting me with your child?' #'yes' #'....this isn't a prank?' #'no' #'i didn't hit my head on the sofa and am comatose in a hospital having hallucinations?' #'as much as i would love for that to be the case no' #'......' #'look can you watch mar'i or not?' #'WELL OKAY THEN I HADN'T PLANNED ON THE WHOLE KIDNAPPING-THE-OFFSPRING-FOR-BLACKMAIL-PLOT BUT NOW THAT YOU'VE LITERALLY HANDED IT TO ME-' #'wait no' #Teen Titans #robin #mar'i grayson #askbox