#'it must have shrunk during blocking' girl it's a skeleton you would have noticed if it was 7' tall before you washed it and 5'7 after

[somecunttookmyurl]

I FUCKING DID IT I MADE GAUGE ON THE IMPOSSIBLE FUCKING SKELETON SCARF FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I WIN

#the original was made with a 1.5mm hook #the amount of people who have replicated her gauge with that hook size is... zero (0) #zero people #'it must have shrunk during blocking' girl it's a skeleton you would have noticed if it was 7' tall before you washed it and 5'7 after #i'm using SLIGHTLY THINNER yarn in fact #i'm an average crocheter #several actual tight crocheters i know tried and failed even at 0.75mm #i FUCKING got it #i'm doing this whole thing with a 0.6mm but i FUCKING GOT IT #(regrettably this yarn does not shrink when washed. at any temperature) #(mercifully it doesn't expand either but) #for reference of how stupid her guage is. you know. besides nobody being able to replicate it #the standard gauge FOR THE YARN SHE USED and ON THE HOOK SIZE SHE USED #is 30 stitches to 4 inches #her gauge is 46 stitches to 4 inches #yeah