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#(( SO READING ANYTHING I WRITE ABOUT THEM IN THIS AU AS SHIP! HOUGH. BAD. LOOK TO OTHER PEOBLE'S POSTS FOR THAT! ))
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‘ mistletoe ’ + Hater
Dominator-brand mistletoe Mischief™
Oh, it was TOO EASY to get him right where she wanted. Practically required no real effort on her part.
”NO– WAIT—” Is all that’s heard from Lord Hater before Dominator’s voice cuts through the air, ardently - mercilessly - exclaiming “TOO LATE!!” He set foot in her trap and there was no escaping his fate. Here’s your mistletoe kiss from Her to you, Hatester! She licked the palm of her hand and slapped his jaw clean off with it, faster than anything that could’ve been done to stop it, just sent it flying across the room.
YEAH, her post would have to go unmanned for a while as she worked on escaping the couple million volts of cosmic green lightning that Hater now wanted to oh-so generously gift to her in  ‘t h a n k s’,  BUT THAT WAS JUST AS MUCH A PART OF HER PLAN AS WELL! PERFORMING “KISS WITH A FIST” ON ELECTRIC GUITAR AT 1.25X SPEED MAKES FOR HILARIOUS CHASE MUSIC! SHE LIVES FOR THIS ROWDINESS!!!
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