#(Saeru the Very Evil Snake everyone)

[fuckyeahkagepro]

( HONESTLY THOUGH

tbh after 'summarizing’ all that

... Kagepro and the entire Saeru issue looks extremely silly )

#fuckyeahkagepro tag rambles #fuckyeahkagepro rambles #fuckyeahkagepro commenatry #fuckyeahkagepro text posts #fuckyeahkagepro text #(I MEAN MOST OF THAT WAS BASED OFF CANON IMPLIED THINGS AND QUOTES SO) #(MY ADDITION IS BASICALLY THE HIBI+HIYO BIT) #(BUT YEAH) #(like I GET IT I GET IT the Hot New Discourses lately involve Villains and the like) #(often for good reason I know) #(BUT THE MORE I 'SUMMARIZE' THIS THING) #(negl the more I'm cracking up JIN LITERALLY) #(THIS IS THE 'VILLAIN' YOU'RE ALL GOING ON ABOUT) #(MEANWHILE ME) #('SOME VILLAIN') #(Saeru the Very Evil Snake everyone) #(legit though there are MUCH MORE GENUINELY TERRIFYING VILLAIN CHARACTERS than Saeru) #(and even then like) #(maybe it's just because I write too) #(but KNOWING WRITING TECHNIQUES yeah the whole thing seems extremely silly) #(IS THAT MAKING SENSE AT ALL)

[fuckyeahkagepro]

a quick summary of Mary+Seto + Saeru (+Azami?) (+HIBIYA?!) theories, pt. 1

PREVIOUSLY:

Saeru: am snake

Saeru: snakes are NOT HUMAN

Saeru: snakes don't know "feelings"

Saeru: snake DO find humans "interesting" (see: Novel 2, Azami's earliest MEMORY is a chat with a SNAKE)

Saeru: not me though

Saeru: humans irritating. do not like

Azami: hi.

SAERU:

Saeru:

Saeru: maybe I'll stick by her for a whi-----

AZAMI: I HATE EVERYONE

AZAMI: WHY IS IT ALWAYS JUST ME

AZAMI: DON'T WANNA LIVE IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE

SAERU:

SAERU:

FAST FORWARD TO THE PRESENT DAY.....:

Saeru: am snake

Saeru: snakes are NOT HUMAN

Saeru: snakes don't know "feelings"

Saeru: snake DO find humans "interesting"

Saeru: not me though

Saeru: snakes DO like "WISHES" though

Saeru: like "wishes". gonna eat them

Saeru: do not like "humans" though------

MARY: ..... need ... help ....

SAERU:

MARY: REWIND ..... TIME ........ p-please ???

Saeru:

Mary: PLEASE

SAERU:

Saeru: but if I do that I have to make you

Saeru: "DESPAIR"

Mary: DO IT

Saeru:

Saeru: ... fine ?

MARY:

TIME: ***** REPEATS *****

Saeru: am snake. snakes are NOT HUMAN snakes don't KNOW "FEELINGS" SNAKES DO-----

MARY:

SAERU:

TIME: ***** REPEATS *****

Saeru: humans irritating. do not lik-----

MARY:

SAERU:

Saeru: ....

MARY: I'M NOT INTERESTED IN A WORLD WHERE I CAN'T LIVE TOGETHER WITH "FRIENDS"

MARY: I ... WANT TO SEE ... [H I M] AGAIN .....

SAERU:

SAERU:

MARY: PLEASE

TIME: ***** REPEATS *****

SAERU: HUMANS IRRITATING. DO NOT LIK-----

SETO:

SAERU:

SETO: ... *** MEKAKUSHI-DAN CHARGE !!! ***

SAERU:

SAERU: :) IF YOU CARE ABOUT HIM THEN USE YOUR MONSTEROUS POWERS

MARY:

SETO:

SAERU: :)

SETO, ONE OF THE MOST BRUTALLY MURDERED IN MOST ROUTES:

MARY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TIME: ***** REPEATS *****

Saeru: HUMANS VERY IRRITATING. /DO NOT LIKE/

Mary:

SAERU:

Mary:

SAERU:

Mary: .... p l e a s e

SAERU:

Saeru: am very evil snake

TIME: ***** REPEATS *****

SAERU: CONCLUSION: HUMANS ARE EXTREMELY IRRITATING

SAERU: SNAKES LIKE "WISHES"

SAERU: GONNA EAT THEM

SAERU: HOW DO I ACCOMPLI-----------

HIBIYA, AFTER LOOPING FOR D E C A D E S,:

HIBIYA, AFTER SEEING HIYORI +CO. DIE FOR D E C A D E S,:

HIBIYA, V. V. FAILING TO CONVEY "WISHES":

HIBIYA, NOW A "FUTURE EDITION":

HIBIYA, NOW EVEN AN "ARCHAEOLOGIST"?!!?:

SAERU:

SAERU:

SAERU: B I N G O

TIME: ***** REPEATS *****

Saeru:

Saeru: am very evil snake

HIYORI AND/OR HIBIYA:

SAERU:

HIYORI AND/OR HIBIYA (BOTH): P L E A S E

SAERU:

TIME: **** REPEATS *****

SAERU:

SAERU, REMEMBERING EVERYTHING WITH EACH LOOP:

SAERU:

SAERU: CONCLUSION: KILL

SAERU: KILL ALL -----------

Shintaro: STOP

SAERU:

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